“It’s not propaganda!!!” The official White House website:

Just saw a girl on campus flipping off a Grubhub robot. Be nice girl they have emotions.

Every day I come home and I need to decide if I want to continue wearing my bra or let my boobs stick to me.

When I was dating my ex I’d lay somewhere too long and start falling asleep and he’d be all annoyed and be like “I know you’re not asleep don’t pretend to be sleeping” ????

Kanye opinions aside, the massage for the world video is probably one of the funniest things on the internet

People on twitter are just so blatantly racist it’s actually shocking

MY SIM JUST WON THE LOTTERY

Don’t talk to me, I’m on a business call

Many tv shows and movies have not yet learned that casting East Asians also makes them diverse!

Pmdd is so the worst because if I’m emotionally a wreck and on the verge of cutting off all my interpersonal relationships, the last thing I need is to get my period.

Regardless of how sick of my family I am, I always cry on the plane home alone

There is nothing I want more than a little old house with a garden for my tomatoes and a room where I can wind my own yarn

RT @ziravale: tell me why my aunt brought the craziest side dish to Hanukkah last night

UGHHHH TAX SEASON IS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN UGHHHHHH

I have flu a.

just convinced myself i will die if i massage my scalp.

how i manage to stress myself out about nothing i really couldn’t tell you

k

RT @notebookpapr: you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

90% of having cats is feeling like you have a cut on your leg but ignoring it and then looking down and it’s a claw mark because they parkoured off of you