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Whether @KamalaHarris is copying "Brat Summer" as her branding from Charlie XCX or "No Tax on Tips" as her policy from @realDonaldTrump after she was the deciding vote for the 87,000 IRS Agents. Nothing about her as a person or her branding or policies is unique or authentic.
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@ella_mcfarland
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This looks awesome!! Very much needed
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On May 20th we are going to expose the reset. Resist the reset. Reject the reset.
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@ella_mcfarland
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me going into finals knowing its only worth 10% of my grade http://t.co/Z3apWPdeT3
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can xavier/brophy host something like the bachelor/bachelorette where they find people boyfriends and girlfriends
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@ella_mcfarland
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it's august first and I haven't started summer reading. wonderful.
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id rather hook up with a seventh grader than finish this week of summer school
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i have a better chance getting into Harvard than your model career does taking off
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@ella_mcfarland
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10 years
still upset that the boys I gave my number to at the frosh mixer didn't text me #depressed #regets
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tomorrow is just going to be one big day of people getting carnations as a joke
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how I deal with all of my unfinished homework http://t.co/qGxxarqY9U
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live tweet: my dad is giving me advice on ways I could improve my dancing #thanksbuddy
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@ella_mcfarland
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10 years
#incomingfreshmanadvice the best place to have makeout sessions is in the ghetto
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@ella_mcfarland
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9 years
Xavier needs this ASAP http://t.co/NJJvq01GWm
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@ella_mcfarland
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best promposal out there @McIntyreKassidy
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@ella_mcfarland
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@Cernovich Had weird respiratory virus (not covid) May 2021. Dry cough, head fog, tiredness. All my college friends + ppl from other colleges had the same thing. In fall 2021 same thing happened on campuses. Recently I’ve known adults with this same thing + multiple ppl w/ bad pneumonia. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@ella_mcfarland
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tbt to 6th grade when my ex boyfriend broke my heart and called me a slut because I wouldn't kiss him
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@ella_mcfarland
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Biology pickup lines: you're the DNA to my RNA
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@ella_mcfarland
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s/o to brophy kid who ran his car into mine #thanksbuddy #yay4caraccidents
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@ella_mcfarland
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A THREAD: Why a culture of instant gratification without long-term foresight is leading to a totalitarian society.
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@ella_mcfarland
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i'm still upset that Hannah Montana and Jake Ryan didn't end up together #deeptweet
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me: today vs yesterday http://t.co/Sby21MLt62
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@ella_mcfarland
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making his dreams a reality
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@ella_mcfarland
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Well that was a nice 3 days of summer so excited to go back to school1!!1!1!1!
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@ella_mcfarland
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your tweets are more bipolar than Arizona's weather
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@ella_mcfarland
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remember finals are only worth 10% of your grade so stop stressing out and be happy for a week of half days🙏
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@ella_mcfarland
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s/o to me for failing my permit test for the 3rd time #blessed
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why is phoenix the 6th largest city in the US? like why on earth do so many people enjoy living in a desert in 115 degrees???
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proud to say that the highlight of my day was getting mugged😋
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"one of the only things I've gotten out of Xavier is 15 lbs"
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the fact that we still have 2 weeks til spring break http://t.co/Qq3twNCJzp
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**takes shot everytime you see someone in combat boots for free dress**
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@ella_mcfarland
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teacher: so where did u go this summer? student: Coronado student: Coronado student: Coronado student: mission student: Coronado
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traveling makes me realize how much I hate living in Arizona
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@ella_mcfarland
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its only day 1 of assassins & im already obsessed w/ how convenient and useful fanny packs are
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I wish I lived somewhere the leaves changed colors, I could wear sweaters and idk maybe order a coffee without it having to have it be iced?
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"wen people tell u u ugly u say no u is. gurl power." @quinnnblake #wisewords
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my end of the summer depression is really starting to kick in
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@ella_mcfarland
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leave it to Xavier to casually have prayer day before cotillion :)
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@ella_mcfarland
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when your teacher assigns you two chapters of notes, vocab, and questions http://t.co/XnNoK6Wh4f
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@ella_mcfarland
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so proud that I verbally committed to Scottsdale Community College today:) #goarticokes
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I just finished my 4 page essay and I accidentally deleted it #yay
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"the best way to a boys' heart is to ask them to catch you a salmon because boys like a challenge" @elizabethhconn #umok
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I've only been at the mall for 15 minutes and I have already run into 3 people I know #typical
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rt if your inspired!! http://t.co/7CELqAHBeO
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Freshman year: it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.
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wow super excited to be spending my June in summer school😒 #yay #blessed http://t.co/eRIboGdKra
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honestly I can't make it through today or the next 6 weeks :/
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cause of death: summer reading test
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my dreams were just crushed a little http://t.co/yq2bDwDkcQ
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the fact that Jim and Pam from the office aren't a couple in real life is depressing
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school is cancelled so someone please come over and watch frozen with me
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triava crack is kind of taking over my life:/
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the hostess at cpk said she liked my costume??? actually I'm wearing my uniform but okay??
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if I hear "es ok" one more time🔫 #juanpablo
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when school doesn't start til 9 http://t.co/NBJ4qjDff1
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s/o to the family singing Disney songs behind me in line #beautiful #freeconcert
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I love how the regular world history test had 100 more questions than the honors one😅
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september is probably the most useless month
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watching old vines is like opening a time capsule
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@ella_mcfarland
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Dear Xavier, I might actually try in school if you sold Krispy Kreme donuts. xoxo, every Xavier girl
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august is honestly the most irrelevant month. like it's techiquelly a summer month yet we are forced to go to school??
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the phrase "it's fine" is my justification for all of my life decisions
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the weather today reflects my feelings towards school
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There's too many Xavier people at staples I can't
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Wait? Are people actually studying for finals this early? #soconfused
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lowkey the office will forever be the best show on this planet
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who wants to be our valentines? @McIntyreKassidy http://t.co/vOxZXKuMAA
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honestly I feel bad for kris I can't imagine how it would feel you have your ex husband become hotter than you:/
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