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bakit ang daming pressed e totoo namang mas madali mag-aral kapag mas marami kang pera.
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but can ai do this?!??
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And to note that organizing rallies in PLM is punishable by suspension to expulsion. They're so brave it makes me cry
HAPPENING NOW: Following the armband protest, students of PLM now gathered outside the university in protest of the administration's recent actions.
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If my memory serves me right, the Elder Wand at this point of time would probably belong to Grindelwald, right? So the wand on the right must be Dumbledore’s old wand?
Wands at the ready. On 11.16.18 the
#FantasticBeasts
story continues. Check back tomorrow for more
#MagicInProgress
.
#WizardingWednesdays
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TANG INA WALA PA SI LEE JONGSUK PERO AMPOGI NI BGYO GELO SA PERSONAL!!!!
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Different races, different colors, different religions, different genders, different sexualities, different philosophies all enjoying in one table, united only by love, compassion and understanding. Sensates are not human but they remind us what humanity should be.
#Sense8Finale
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That it’s ok to be a fem top or a masculine bottom. That your position in bed does not define who you are as a person.
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Not actually against smokers but please be conscious about the people around you. I fuckin' had tuberculosis pero insensitive talaga sila
guys paki-trend nga rin ang
#MamatayNaLahatNgNaninigarilyoSaPublicPlacesAtGawinSilangPatabaSaLupaParaDumamiAngTrees
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this tweet blew up gusto ko lang sabihin na single ako landiin nyo ako chz
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I don't care kung tulak ba siya o kung naging mabuti ba siyang anak. ANO BANG MAHIRAP INTINDIHIN DITO HA???!!!
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Nadine Lustre watching RuPaul is making me love her more. I stan god herself
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From "Nice try, Boogie" to massive protests real quick. I'm so proud to be from PLM. Defend your freedom, babies! Don't let the fascist get in the way
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grabe din talaga yung face card ni bgyo gelo like get this man some international brand endorsements!!!
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ay okay sulit din pala bayad ko kasi makikita ko rin si bgyo gelo
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Magaling nga yung pambato ng famiLEA pero walang variety. Darren Espanto pa rin mga ulerl
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Ika nga ng BINI, “ano ba itong nadarama? oh shux ito ba’y pag-ibig na?”
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On the way home sa Grab, im half asleep and kausap ni driver misis niya
Asawa: Babae siguro pasahero mo no?
Driver: Hindi ah. Lalaki
Asawa: Pogi ba?
Driver: Hindi.
oo0ps 1 star ka lang boi,,,
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If other nations discover that Miriam is in the low spot, we will be subjected to international mockery.
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grabe galing talaga ni hyein ng new jeans
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So yung ex ko tatakbo pala sa student council kapal ng mukha yung promise mo nga sa’kin na “baby, dito lang ako lagi 💍” di mo natupad tapos mangangako ka pa sa mga estudyante ulol mo charot di ako bitter
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gusto ko lang sabihin na kahit wala akong maalala sa mga pangalan nila, stan BINI!!
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Only the great president nadine lustre can make me question my sexuality pota angganda
nung nilapit ni nadine yung mukha nya ako na lang lumayo nahiya ako bigla
#JaDineLoveLivesOn163
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PUTANG INA NAGKASIGNAL NA AKO!!!! gusto ko lang sabihin na anggwapo sobra ni
@imkerwinking
in real life lord bakit
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Assume na lang natin muna na may pake ako. Jk. Mahal ko kayo. Haha. Fave nyo naman pls ayoko pa mag-aral :'(
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TANG INA ANG WILD KO PALA TALAGA NUNG CHRISTMAS PARTY NAKAKAHIYA!!!
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Cash on Hand
Cash in Bank
Cash-akit namang isipin na
sa puso mo ako'y pangalawa...
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this is not CGI. Elizabeth olsen can just do that
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Jennica: You're just a pretty face, you don't deserve to be here
Clara: You just pretty but no skills???
Maureen:
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Putang ina paano ba kasi tatanggalin yung mga nagpapakitang active now sa messenger kasi puta siya pa rin yung top 1 kahit ayaw ko na siya makita pa ever lamoyon
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me: luh gomburza lang di pa alam
also me: *uses calculator to add 5 and 10*
Pagpasensyahan nyo na maam lyqa kung calculator dependent ang mga accountancy students/graduates at kahit mga practicing accountants kahit sa simpleng math operations lang.
We have a fancy name for not relying on our ability to do manual calculations:
Professional skepticism 🤣
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I mean yung napakaincompetent na prof na ilang beses nang bagsak sa evaluation pinagturo n’yo ng audprob ngayong sem tapos agit kayo kapag mababa passing rate. Sure, jan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@theklmanuel
hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ‘tong mga gantong scenarios kasi nasa tax finals naman siya before at mali ako hahahaha
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@jaspersalceda
looking at the qrts, andami ding hindi informed sa batas na ‘to. Tama po si Contis. :)
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ewan ko talaga but canva is literally the best place to work in wala talaga akong masabing mali sa kumpanyang ‘to
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yung manonood ka lang ng porn tapos biglang ipapaalala sa’yo yung trauma ng dati mong work charot
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So Charice changed his name to Jake Zyrus. Fly and be free. Fly and be free. 🌈🌈🌈🌈
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ganda na ng underpass sa tapat ng City Hall ng Maynila in fairness. Hindi na malalaman ng henerasyon ng mga umuuwi sa gabi yung magdedecide between mag-jaywalk at mamatay sa sagasa o mag-underpass at mamatay sa holdap
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Ayoko na magtago sa sarcasm. Sa nakaisip pagsabay-sabayin kaming lahat, sobrang tanga n'yo. Kahit walang common sense, kayang isipin yan
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PUKANG AMA PASADO AKO SA FIRST PRE-BOARD!!!! PUKINGINA SOBRANG SAYA KO SYET!! SINONG HILAW NGAYOOOON CHAR
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Melai as Rihanna. EA as Ed Sheeran. Maxene as Francis M. Jay-R as Beyoncè. Jolina as Jaya. Exciting next week!
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Thank you, Lord!. Bonded with a friend. Nagka-discount sa rev school. Plus, rank 50 sa pre-boards. Hindi naman ako mabait pero tenkyu, Lord!
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(Summarized convo with crush)
Crush: Dapat topnotcher ka ha. Libre kita
Me: Dapat may kiss din
Crush: Sige
Bye, guys! Aral na me
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Hanggang saan ka madadala ng kalandian mo?
Baby Valix asdfghjklasdfhgk ❤️❤️❤️
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We’re all happy that we are all in one place, being able to celebrate our truest self.
I march for our rights and I march for those who can’t. Happy pride, everyone! 🌈🌈
#RiseUpTogether
#Pride2018
#MetroManilaPride
#WeAreHome
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Them after watching
#AngLarawan
: “Contra mundum.”
Me, an intellectual: “💃 A TICKET, A TASKET, IPASOK MO SA BASKET THEN PUT IN YOUR POCKET, DON’T ASK NA LANG KUNG BAKET AYYYYYY 💃💃💃”
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@iampinglacson
teh kasi kung on the ground ka, hindi mo kailangan ng netflix para ma-realize na mali ang death penalty.
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TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION!!! ISLAM DOES NOT PROMOTE TERRORISM!!! MUSLIM =/= TERORISTA!!!!
SCREAMING THIS FOR THE TANGA PEOPLE AT THE BACK.
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Hello champion po kami sa cheerdance tang ina hanggang work ganito pa rin ako
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So, guys. Ito 'yung itsura ng bagong reg form. I can do better than that with MS Word.
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Here we go again sa pag-explain sa mga relatives na hindi ako milyonaryo kahit CPA ako 🙃
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Imbes na, "less than 2 months, board exam na, kinakabahan ako" I'll go for "in less than 2 months CPA na 'ko, excited na 'ko!!!"
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2012 &2013 - Bb Pamantasan - CAE
2014 - G Pamantasan CAE, Bb Pamantasan 1st RU -CAE
2016 - G and Bb - CA
2017 - Ginoo & Bb 1st RU -CA
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Paolo Avelino: What are your views on cursing o pagmumura?
Me: Fuck....me pls
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Pineapple on pizza is ok
Atay on pansit is ok
Langka in turon is ok
Pero yung irerelate mo yung pagkain ng sinigang to justify your casting sa isang precolonial themed serye is not ok.
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now i know why sailors drown themselves for the voices of sirens
kyungsoo singing a snippet of taeyang’s 'eyes, nose, lips' at his fan concert today!
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We didn't fail because we're fucked-up students. We fail because the college keeps fucking us up.
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A selfie to celebrate our—claiming it—last day of studying for this boards
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grabe imagine bgyo gelo as your college boyfie tapos nakalagay yung 1x1 niya sa likod ng id mo,,,,
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grabe yung nagtuturo ako ng proof of cash before tapos ngayon di ko na maalala paano mag-proof of cash skskskks
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Retweeting this again dahil galing talaga ni Maine dyusko goals
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Have ya'll seen that apology letter by SSC?
It sounds suspiciously forced.
Like pinilit ng admin ganun.
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Sa mga financial wellness “advocates” dyan. Yes, essential ang insurance at investment. But you cannot guilt poor people na kasalanan nila bakit wala silang insurance at hindi “financially-literate” kasi what they have are not literally enough para lang mabuhay araw-araw.
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Oh, would you look at that. It's Miriam, predicting the future. Coincidence? I think not.
#SiMiriamPaRin
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Me: As adults we should focus on buying the essentials
Also me: Maybe I need a wand
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THAT IS MISS PEARL PANGAN RIGHT THERE!!!
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Hoy walang biro pero yung performance ng CA this year yung pinakamagaling na nakita ko sa college in 6 years. Next yung CAF
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I’m going to be frank, walang filter at hindi pabebe. And to spice things up, I’m going to include fake messages. Chos.
(Sana di langawin)
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But GBB would be happier if Jenny walked that final runway, showing everyone who's the real queen
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Hello, mga brad. Tularan po natin sina Vince at Kath sa VKJ na correct ang grammar at use of punctuations sa Filipino kahit magka-text.
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first time using the freight elev. grabe nakabili agad ako ng TV. Audit sahod can never 😂
Kaya guys resign na charot
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yung prof namin sa college na walang naituro marcos apologist. pero tax evader din siya kaya hindi na rin nakakagulat ☺️
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“bakit ba kayo masyadeng apektado sa eleksyon, kahit sino naman maupo, walang mangyayari kung di ka magsisikap”
- sabi ng magulang na umaasa lang sa anak
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Kasinungalingan!
Walang nagbabasa ng FinAcc nang nakangiti!
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Auditor perks: You get to travel for free, but at the expense of your own soul chos
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#FireMocha
Dahil puro ka-DDS lang ang side mo. Ang public service para sa lahat, hindi para sa grupo ng tao pinapaburan mo.
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accountants: *uses calculator for 10,000 + 10,000 just to be sure*
also accountants: *may variance na 1,752,736.14. Wait, parang familiar. Ah, oo, nakita ko ‘to doon sa isa pang listing.*
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Really saddened by the passing of
@LloydCadena
We used to be close friends way back 2015 and he chats me kapag magpapacheck ng ipopost niyang status. He even personally met me to give his book “Hopia” even before release para “ireview” ko daw. 2020 is just so sad
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Sa sobrang dami ng crush ko, wala man lang sa kanila ang may crush din sa'kin. How can this even be statistically possible? 0% talaga????
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Sino ang pinaka walang kwentang prof sa accountancy? — Si Mr. Bean!!! Tang ina di ko alam bakit nakakapagturo pa rin yon hanggang ngayon
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MOST GAYS ARE MORE--AND FAR *GREATER*--OF A MAN THAN THOSE ASSHOLES WHO CALL THEMSELVES "TUNAY NA LALAKI"
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Isang taon na pala akong CPA. I still remember how much I wanted this title, how much I worked hard for this and how much I struggled to get this. Basta sa mga kidz namin dyan, tiwala lang, makukuha n’yo din yung lisensya at title ^^
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So Canva just randomly gave us a whole ass picnic basket and picnic mat with snacks at may jenga pa. Sa totoo lang wala na po akong lalagyan sa bahay ng mga pabigay nila
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