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io ▪︎ multifandom, ffxiv+dunmeshi mostly 🔞 ▪︎ bard quest representative ▪︎ 🍅🧀 + 🔔🍜 ▪︎ warning for spoilers ▪︎ no 'pro' or 'anti' bullshit

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6 months
chilchuck short kings anthem fancam Complete
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you can't say that white baby
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draws labru for enrichment in my enclosure
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sorry to qrt but ive been thinking about this . all day i had to draw it
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their hand size difference...maybe I am delusional 🥰
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@eliguydesan
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wheezes and collapses into a pile of bones and dust #labru #dungeonmeshi
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saw this post on my tumblr dash and fucking sprinted to make this edit
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stephanivien
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if i could pick only one side quest npc to feature in the msq i would pick sidurgu so he could meet estinien and zero to create the world's most catastrophic autism event in history
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@eliguydesan
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then this all has meaning. our time together--every moment of it--is worthwhile... ... and i am unburdened by regret.
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@eliguydesan
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i make up needlessly complicated scenarios to make kabru cry bc i think he needs it
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@eliguydesan
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man zuko atla really did change media huh. everyone wants his redemption arc and no one comes even close
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@eliguydesan
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this will always be my provoke macro
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@hanurel_ivars
Han'urel Ivars | Dawntrailed!
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load-bearing ffxiv posts: • i believeth four • pero roggo no care • hohoho peepaw likey • everyone loves the cubus • legatus down • there are lines on the floor • i rev up my superbolide what else am i missing
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@lyrikmumare like idk it's fun to make him a college student or have a more specialized job like a zookeeper or w/e but the most realistic thing for the guy w the equivalent of a high school diploma and military defection is a retail worker
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@eliguydesan
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genuinely, if you want to make sure that you're representing your oc of color respectfully and accurately, i cannot recommend writingwithcolor on tumblr enough. it's cohesive, organized, and the mods are incredible
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@eliguydesan
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every time i see this comic it makes me crazy.... look at how thin he was 😭😭😭
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@eliguydesan
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the hug between laios and kabru in this extra looks like they just pulled away out of an actual hug to talk so. y'know .
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i genuinely don't know if anyone has done this w them yet #dungeonmeshi
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@eliguydesan
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finally... my hard work of studying dunmeshi panels has paid off
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@eliguydesan
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ik i draw a lot of cithis but my other favorite canary is this wolf dude
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@eliguydesan
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babygirl i can put you in poses you can't even fathom
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nobody else in the ffxiv fanbase can even come close to the raw power of my friend who named their character "drowning in'pusy", got put in jail by a GM who told them that they couldn't be named that, and promptly changed it to "raid shadow'legends"
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WOL question: how is your wol UNlikable? if you could ask all of their enemies and exes, what would they say are their biggest flaws? Is this accurate?
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i think they're funny to think about...... kabru w the most repressed guy in the world
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@eliguydesan
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i make content for an audience of me (ib @/pentacuIar)
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@alabasterffxiv my viera visiting gridania for the first time: damn bitch you live like this?
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dumb wol question but for those who are married/will be married: who takes who's last name. do they hyphenate. whats the whole deal there
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@eliguydesan
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square enix being staunchly against third party tools and modding while forcing players to deal with shit like this is another one of god's little tests
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@eliguydesan
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fan art i made of hermes final fantasy 14 dying in a glue trap
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PLEASE TURN YOUR EYES UPON THIS WONDERFUL REMYZERO COMM I GOT FROM @nauminnnn ,,, thank you so much im dying
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the woman of all time #dungeonmeshi
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i ❤️ pattadol and mithrun's relationship sm. not in a romantic sense i just think it's so good that this girl's bestie is her middle-aged coworker who has lost the capacity to gaf and looks like he'd crumble into dust if someone touched him
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@eliguydesan
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everyone who is answering that wol question about their lgbtq+ identity: pls be aware that op is the same person who said that posting about your lgbt wolships during pride month is "virtue signally" and other anti-lgbt rhetoric 🙏
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kabru voice My liege noticed you from across the courtroom and we HATE your vibe
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🤨📸⁉️ Again?
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2 years
i want stephanivien to be voiced by david tennant in a singular cutscene where he has like 2 lines and nothing else bc it's too expensive for anything more and everyone loses their minds like "was that david tennant"
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typical msq fuckery occurs and we pan to the Autistic Peanut Gallery, who only have variations of "hmm" "idk what the fuck is going on but alright" "do you have any dried squid" to say about it
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sorry had to get my mithrun and cithis demons out #dungeonmeshi
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putting kyle ron in the qrts is so unserious when she exists
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@buffys
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who had every right to become a villain?
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@eliguydesan
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2 years
"but we already have big varshahn--" Atatatatatat shut it. Big varshahn doesn't even come CLOSE to having the same moe factor of sidurgu orl
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@eliguydesan
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happy 4/20 and rip sanson lmao
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@raccoon0ncaf honestly this comic works best as a "fade to black" thing anyway LOL
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@eliguydesan
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i had a dream that they got married and when i woke up i immediately thought of this post
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@eliguydesan
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have thought about them interacting so many times i had to finally draw it
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@sweepswoop_ you've heard of chilchuck short kings anthem now get ready for. Mithrun short kings anthem
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im not putting any effort into finishing this so take a very low effort labru comic dfjhbkfg
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@eliguydesan
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@sweepswoop_ obsessed with this kabru
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@eliguydesan
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the giri
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@eliguydesan
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2 years
heyyyy my birthday is this saturday and im hosting an art party to celebrate 😎 it's february 4, 8:30-11:30 EST in seraph, shirogane ward 6 plot 60. come dressed in your middle school emo finest and feel free to tag your posts w #notaphaseartyparty
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@hereticglory tbf i would've taken "the twelve are primals" over "the twelve are ancients" if anything hdbsbsjdjnd
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@eliguydesan
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2 years
fully leaning into the valentine's spirit with this one
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@hurtandcomfort "paying people for fic will ruin it for everyone!!" so you're okay with just. Not giving anyone their compensation for the very real work they do just bc of the possibility of retaliation. Okay lmao
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@eliguydesan
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it's everything you wished for there's so much to live for
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@WardenEater
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if enough oomfs make tarot poses we can get a whole deck common guys
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labru doodles during dnd.... they r going to a mcr concert in the second one
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TWO versions of smiley giggly kabru?! he deserves it tbh
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*through tears* you look so fucking stupid
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@jammbandit meanwhile, alberic, the only Actual normal guy,
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@lyrikmumare shes so interesting to me......... i truly think she did her best w kabru but still fucked up on account of being an elf + her personal issues
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@eliguydesan
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3 years
@radicrow fray is singing misery, azem is singing cpr and ardbert is singing reeses puffs
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2 years
i spent too much time on this
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@raccoon0ncaf touches the ground Something happened here
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@eliguydesan
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1 year
you could say he has a complicated relationship w estinien
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@eliguydesan
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thinking abt her....... always
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the skyline of aumarot in the tempest is my favorite so i wanted to draw it in a few diff styles.... these were the only two i could finish :,,,D #NatureArtParty
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@eliguydesan
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the haurchefans keep getting cheap callbacks to his death every single moment the devs can justify it. zenos fans are making the devs tell them to stop talking abt him. We are not the same
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@eliguydesan
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i feel like square enix doesn't understand the impact they'd make if they made the ivalice gear dyeable
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@eliguydesan
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9 months
had this interaction in frontlines last night on my guydelot alt and it seemed way too in-character
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1 year
never before has a dark knight been so babygirl
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4 months
@lyrikmumare i need to see this extra so fucking bad im gnawing at the bars of my cage i need to see his category 5 autism moment NOW
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ngl if i posted my entire break-up convo w my ex on twitter during a splitting episode and then looked at it later and Didn't wipe my entire existence off the internet i would want someone to euthanize me
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@ekmaerkiwrites @_Jahdefender @raccoon0ncaf YES it's by bluciousmacaw on tumblr ()
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@eliguydesan
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STOP BEING GAY AND IN LOVE IN THE STAIRWELL YOU'RE BLOCKING EVERYBODY ELSE USING THE STAIRS
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@windupamon not to mention the bard quests literally searching for the ballad of oblivion ("a song that destroys all") in the 50-60 quests and not one mention in endwalker 🥲
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@eliguydesan
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elinor posts entry #1
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the whole "heels dont change your height they just clip into the foot" issue is especially heinous now that theyre unlocking gendered sets and the m models obv aren't supported for the higher heels
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lrt all of the quote tweets being like "time to pirate it": why? Why are you still interested in a game that is so blatant in its antisemitism? Don't even get it to see how bad it is!! Do not touch it!!!
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if you call the sundering a genocide then what do you call the sacrifices to zodiark and the continual rejoinings. answer quickly
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Remial Antares
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Ascians did nothing wrong that was not a reaction to Venat's genocide. The Ancient society is one I myself would want to live in.
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@eliguydesan
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"anything's worth the chance to perform with you, elinor."
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tfw your inventor boyfriend is conducting an """experiment""" and insists that he needs your help
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"equivalent exchange, isn't that what you called it?" aka im so gay for the new npc please help me [ #FFXIVART ]
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idk if this makes any sense but the way people feel/react to emmanellain and lue-reeq is the greatest indicator of how they feel abt "annoying" autistic and/or ND people as a whole
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mogta: why do the warrior of light and captain sanson call you "babygirl", kupo? guydelot, loudly strumming on his harp: let's stop talking for a little while
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@eliguydesan
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left early bc overwhelmed but, there were so many people that it was hard to choose who to draw :,,D #gothicdanse
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day one of #xivsapphicweek - yearning zero's not quite sure what to think of this strange stirring in her chest, but one thing she does know is it's akin to a different type of hunger.
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guydelot
@makeupaguy
make up a guy
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guy who says "permission to be gay sir" before talking to his husband
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@eliguydesan
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add y'shtola to this bc most of the issues people have with her are issues all of the scions have but for some reason she's the one getting the most vitriol
@liliturgy
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“we need more complex female characters” yall could barely handle them
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@eliguydesan
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i like my rabbit so much
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a bonus
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#NatureArtParty i joined late and dipped early but i'm glad i was able to make it in any case, lakeland is so beautiful :,,)
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this one by far, i really didn't expect it to take off as much as it did 😭🥹
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@vonixskulls
vonix 👻
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since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?
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i'm tired of seeing whitewashed fanart on my tl so i made a reference of a bunch of NPCs skin tones note that i eyedropped screenshots from multiple locations + lightings and then blended all of the tones together for a kind of "average" color, so exact colors may vary
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