Eli Cross
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Perverati • Pornographer • Nothin' but a bad habit that's really easy to break • I ♥ Hate!
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Flashback to last year when I started editing GOING UP (directed by the uhmazing
@caseycalvertxxx
) I began with the hardest Steadicam shot I've ever done.
@VictoriaVoxxx
@MayaWoulfe
@GothCharlotte
@yourfavlil
@soniaharcourtxx
@thekiranoir
@sethgamblexxx
Thanks for your patience!
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Ya'all know Mia Khalifa is a fiction, right? She's a manufactured personality created by Manwin who shot a tiny handful of scenes and remains relevant only because Manwin keeps putting her at the top of the rankings. She might as well be a virtual avatar.
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The non-existent adult "union" just proved they are the creation of AHF.
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For those asking about
@Amber_Raynexxx
, it's true. We've lost her. But details are for the family, so leave it alone. Enough rumors, kids.
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@kinkdotcom
@sophiaburnsx
One of my absolute favorite shoots I've ever done. Sophia Burns is a slutty, piggy ANIMAL and I say that with great love!
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@Nipsll
@sophiaburnsx
@kinkdotcom
Full anal fisting, and I have huge hands.
@sophiaburnsx
is a fucking rock star
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Well, the experiment is officially over. 241 years was a pretty good run.
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"Danny Rand is so annoying, I want The Hand to win." -
@caseycalvertxxx
, watching "The Defenders."
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Sad to hear of Herschel's passing. I worked with Max several times, and he was always a warm soul, a professional, a gentleman, and deaf as a post. Godspeed, brother.
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The problem isn't Islam. The problem is RELIGION. Period. Full stop. As a species, aren't we a little old for fairy tales?
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Goodbye & goodnight, Christian Mann. It is my sincere honor to have worked with you, laughed with you, and called you friend. Rest well.
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So ya'all, explain to me again how "important" your individual votes are and how the electoral college is no big deal?
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1. Focus more on what matters. 2. Do what matters better. 3. Recognize that both 1 & 2 relate to more parts of life than just work.
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I know actually caring about doing your job well is *very* uncool in porn, but would a tiny bit of effort kill you? Jesus wept, people...
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Industry friends, d'you ever see a performer post that they're in a foreign country and think to yourself, "please don't come back."
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When you live in a Mexican neighborhood, 4th of July lasts until around August 22.
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@PennyPax
&
@StevenStCroix1
are assassins in my Vivid film "Wetwork." Also stars
@xoClaireRobbins
&
@kimberlykane
http://t.co/i4I6ylw3yW
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At dinner w/
@PennyPaxxx
,
@LilyLaBeau
,
@dannywylde
&
@sarahshevon
... I'm the oldest guy at the table by two decades.
http://t.co/2VW6h52v
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My favorite thing about our industry is how you can count on everyone to keep their heads and pull together in times of crisis. Oh.
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@caseycalvertxxx
got me to LAX early. Checked Twitter to kill time. First things the old lady next to me saw were
@modeltrillium
's tits.
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Do
@axelbraun
& I gossip and cackle like old biddies when he sends me a TERRIBLE boxcover to pick apart? Yes. Yes we do.
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If your bed doesn't look like a crime scene after sex, you did something wrong.
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Best Feature, Actor, Cinematography, Screenplay, Editing, Art Direction & Director! Wetwork Kicked Ass!
@XBiz
@vividcorp
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7 AWARDS FOR WETWORK!!! Thank you
@XBiz
, and huge thanks and congrats to my AMAZING cast & crew!
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Haven't looked at agency sites in ages... Whoof. Apparently, the qualifications to be a performer have changed from "sexy" to "breathing."
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If AHF wants to keep people safe, they should be going after football, not porn.
http://t.co/lnJd3brCVU
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Note to new male talent: You suck. Remember that. Keep the ego in check until someone who's been here more than a week tells you otherwise.
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This is absolutely the best article I've read about why Measure B is as stupid as the folks who proposed it:
http://t.co/YMejtRQh
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Check out this interview with
@ChanelPreston
, Paul Fishbein & myself about our Showtime documentary "X-Rated!"
http://t.co/ULjqSUvdZ2
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It's disturbing to read someone describing their first DP when they write at a 3rd grade level.
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Going to end the day the way I began it, posting our teaser for DIMINUENDO because it's awesome.
#DiminuendoMovie
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Photo: Portrait of a girl who’s just been told her shirt is both inside out AND backwards.
http://t.co/7z2HiYoWuD
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Sorry to hear about Chyna. I worked with her on the Vivid parodies. Super sweet and terribly insecure.
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Join
@JamesDeen
,
@NinaLand
,
@Kayden_Kross
and I in supporting the Civilians' new musical about the porn biz!
http://t.co/bFDeJWe0hu
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If I followed your advice and lived each day like it was my last, a lot of you would be dead. Just sayin'.
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I've said it before, but it bears repeating: If you even IMAGINE you're doing something that's 'never been done in porn,' think again.
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Sooo... if you're at AVN and not in the first two rows, guess the news? You lost. Gary Miller, you're a genius.
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So, apparently we had the biggest premiere of any Showtime doc of any kind in years. Thanks, ya'all!
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Thank you
@XBiz
for the recognition of our movie Wetwork!
@vividcorp
@vividmom
@PennyPax
@StevenStCroix1
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Trying to choose between 5 girls for a big Vivid movie lead. All of 'em could tear up this part. Naked cat fight at my house for callbacks?
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It's fascinating seeing us become the fourth Reich one retarded state at a time. It's like watching a cloud of fallout roll slowly West.
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@JamesDeen
@OhFifty
@FiftyShadesFilm
Don't worry. He'll shove himself down your throat. I've shot it. He doesn't need help.
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It's old wisdom, but I like to remember that the quickest way to a woman's heart is through her ribcage.
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We Need You! C&E only happens with your help. Retweet, forward the link to friends, kick in a dollar or two yourself!
http://t.co/PgSZhmWh
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"Wetwork" The Epic available on DVD this week.
@PennyPax
@StevenStCroix1
@EvaKareraXStar
@xoClaireRobbins
@dpiercexxx
http://t.co/NBBo7NEF9W
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For a moment I thought I had died in a fire. Then I realized it was just this scene.
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Took our hot civilian into CET to get tested this morning so we can do terrible things to her.
#ResponsibleDebauchery
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Please know that every single fucking time you inflict a big eyed, animal-nosed Snapchat post on the world, I wanna punch you in the throat.
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Someday the police at Standing Rock are going to look back at this assignment with the same pride as the National Guardsmen at Kent State.
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@vilevixen69
IMHO shorter is better. The current 90's-callback talons thing is kind of nightmarish.
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I don't know how much MFC paid to punish us with all these porn awards for utterly non-porn cam shit, but I hope it was a LOT.
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Then for the third and final damned time,
@XOXOLoreleiLee
or
@MissLoreleiLee
, you KILLED it on LV NPR!
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Girls who take it in the butt are simply superior to those who don't. Sorry, "Don'ts."
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Thank you
@NightMovesShow
for giving "Wetwork" the First Choice Award! Watch out next year!
@vividcorp
@PennyPax
@StevenStCroix1
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Great interview with
@ChanelPreston
, Paul Fishbein & some bald guy about our Showtime documentary "X-Rated."
http://t.co/EEydrWX1Eo
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Someone had to roll out the "anal gone wrong stories!" RT
@xrayvideo
: Anal anecdotes.
#AVN
http://t.co/bcUnSRzVpA
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Don't know which was better-directing Malcolm McDowell in
@Cowboys_Engines
today, or talking to him about Lindsay Anderson & Stanley Kubrick
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I don't know what happened, but suddenly I'm booked until, like, next May...
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Quote of the fucking year (from the same girl)... "If something comes out and it smells like the inside of my guts, don't touch it."
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As a cameraman, I'd rather shoot myself in the nuts than shoot your wedding.
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All this time I thought Juggalos were just people with terrible taste in music. Turns out, they have terrible taste in EVERYTHING.
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While we had drifted apart over the last several months, I will - and DO - miss Amber Rayne. Love you, Meg. Break a leg, kiddo.
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I will stop being disappointed in people when people stop being so goddamned disappointing.
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For the first time, the full version of "Cowboys & Engines" is available to the public. Check it out!
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