/ˈluːsɪfər/
@elfucir
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you own the money, you control the witness.
Malaysia
Joined March 2015
Negara mana dapat corner lot?.
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Bodoh bazir dua tahun aku sebab kerajaan bangang ni. Takde takde, 2022 aku still 20, mampos kau. Cakapla apa kau nak cakap, orang tanya aku jawab 20 je.
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From now on i will only listen to Fly FM, bro they just dissed Payung Kuning without any fear 😂.
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Apa bodo polis saman gelandangan. 2k? Kau nak dorang bayar pakai apa ha babi?.
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Pesanan buat budak UITM Puncak Perdana, STOP BEROMEN DALAM KERETA KAT HUJUNG RUMAH AKU ANAT. berapa banyak kali kena cekup, semua budak UiTM.
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Macam mana orang boleh kahwin dengan lelaki yang takde stable job, no car, financially unstable? Two of my mutual divorced sebab issue suami keluar duit sikit je, alasan, gaji sikit.
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Bad genius did it first. Unoriginal.
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Oh mat ganjaa .Batang betik botol coca colaaa.Ambik air separuh sajaaa kita layan sama sama~~~~.
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Minta dijauhkan lah family mentua macamni.
Bila makan di rumah Ayah Long. Ada peraturan yang mana lelaki mesti suka. 1. Air basuh tangan kena ada.2. Lelaki makan dulu, wanita standby tengok apa tak cukup. 3. Apa yg tak cukup, wanita yg cukupkan. 4. Sudah makan, laki tak dibenarkan angkat pingga ke sinki atau cuci.
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Betullah, gemok je takleh usik. Kalau orang gemok hina orang kurus takpe.
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Dapat kawan perangai cb kuat pedajal orang ni memang babi. Habis satu boomtown nyanyi happy birthday, BDAY AKU JULY ANJING.
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I knew someone yang pakai lipstick merah pun bf panggil dia sundal, she just dap je bukan full red lips tau! The girl asked for my lipstick cs her lips pale, then bf dia masuk kereta suruh buang cs macam sundal. IMAGINE KAHWIN NGAN ORANG MACAMTU. NERAKA.
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Setakat ni tak pernah lagi miss sahur. Tapi kalau miss you, hari-hari b.
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My husband can give me an expensive and sexy lingerie, and people wouldn't know🤘🏻😍.
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I minat betul Badminton 😄.
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Dekat Malaysia i tak pernah pergi Kelantan je, Kelantan ada apa selain PAS?.
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Quality takde, sakit kaki pakai.
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PUKIMAK LAST SEKALI ADA ORANG JERIT “LANCAU FITNAH”. I STAN!.
“Jika saya berdusta, maka laknatlah Allah SWT ke atas diri saya” . Bacaan sumpah laknat yang dibuat oleh Najib Razak sebentar tadi. @501Awani
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Weh anak Jamal ke ni 😭😭.
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Tak rasa bodoh ke pegang camera, record gelak buat buat ni? :/.
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A real stoner won't show off ma🤘🏻🤫.
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Tak sekufu pemikiran pun boleh bercerai ye. So cari lah orang yang educated.
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I'm so done with my skin, what the fuck u want? I mosturize you every morning noon and night bitch, i gave u toner, i double cleanse you, i put on mask, clay mask ah you name it. But why you still actin up, you ungrateful bitch.
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Malaysia sent you here and sponsored your studies, with funding coming from individuals of various faiths, not just Muslims.
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If you’re Malaysian you SHOULD be able to converse in Malay. Bahasa Kebangsaan lol.
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If he's madly in love with you, he can be so fuckin creative. Uhuwo.
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Me losing respect for you is way worse than me being mad at you.
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Duta judi tu pronounced “awkward” as “EKward”. Tu la orang suruh belajar, awak main judi. 😭.
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Polis dan bodo depa memang takleh bawa bincang mat. Gelandangan nak bayar saman pakai apa ha anak sial?
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Thread ni lah yang kita mahukan bukannya "JUST DRINK PLAIN WATER h0ney"
BAIK LA SEMUA ASYIK TGOK PEREMPUAN JE KAN BUAT THREAD JERAWAT NI BAGI CHANCE LAKI PULA HAH INI ADALAH THREAD MANTAP
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I bukan nak cakap apa, tapi perempuan lagi terer cheat. Tak meninggalkan kesan langsung.🤪.
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So dia dapat award sebab pecah rumah?.
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Can we start over again? I wanna feel the love and efforts that you gave me when we just met.
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Orang muda yang Antivax ni rata rata aku tengok semua jenis rempit, tak habis sekolah menengah, or spm straight fail.
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Don't compare your kpop idols with Westlife.
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Guys i wanna ask, korang sanggup tak tengok girlfriend korang nangis? And have u ever leave your girlfriend like that without comfort her?.
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his face. "hm habis dah duit aku, kalau tak jadi bini ni taktaulah"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH BARU LEPAS TENGOK MINAH TU TRYHARD KEPIT TETEK KASI NAMPAK LONGKANG. Aduh kelakar 😭🤣🤣.
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But Safdar’s qualifications…. awak setakat belajar money from insurance je tau 😭.
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I feel like, those politicians are the one who destroy our harmony. With misleading statement, racism things.
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If you know that he got a girlfriend already, please let his girlfriend know that he is cheating behind her back. Please girls need to support girls, don't be stupid rahsiakan benda tu.
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Sometimes I'm too clingy, sometimes i can ignore you for a month.
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Malaysia's law is so fucked up. Fuck those people who think he deserve second chance.
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@razlanrafii Takde duit jangan kahwin anat. Pasal keselamataan anak pun berkira, bodoh piang.
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Masuk UITM tapi flex first class alah bodohnya tasnim shah ni.
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Amende curang bawa pi Hotel Oyo. Perempuan tu sanggup pula tu. Hello jadi perempuan biar la ada curlasss sikit, ni dekat hotel bajet?😭 tak sanggup!!.
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I gave you my parent’s number just in case if anything happens to me, you can contact them. But not for this childish things -.-.
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@Solisidtor Mende kau ni. Aku yang hantar ke PPRT. Satu hapak pun Abah sial kau tu takde hantar. Baby takde susu, minum air suam je kau tau? Memang bangsat perangai kau ni. Cytro babi takde maruah.
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Suggest me a sad movie that i can cry my ass out, a really sad one. P/s: i susah nangis, so give me the best sad movie you got pls, trynna find a reason to cry.
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I thought gettin high together is y'alls goals? 🤪.
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Before i hantar selpie ni kat pakwe i nak twitter fwensss tengok dulu
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