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My client couldn't recognize his own car😂😂😂
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So no one wants to talk about how Security Guards are being exploited????
How the fuck do you charge K25,000 to provide security for a residential client and only pay the guard K1,100 ????? How ???
Do you guys know what's worse?
They go months with no pay😥
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You guys these numbers are crazy!!!
Wow!! Thank You guys!!
As of this morning,our garage has a queue for the next 2 to 3 weeks, we got contacts through DMs and comments, well we are still getting calls lol.
But hey, you guys made this happen.
May the gods bless you abundantly.
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STOP ASSUMING THAT YANGO/ULENDO ARE ALWAYS IN THE MOOD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU, SAME WAY YOU GET IRRITATED BY A TALKATIVE DRIVER IS THE SAME WAY WE GET IRRITATED BY A TALKATIVE PASSENGER/CLIENT.
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Kabwata right at Burma Fitment Centre not so long ago.
Please bafikala stop drinking and driving.
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When your INCOME for the month says this is where I end bro!
On the 17th!
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Someone this side bought a Hilux for K57,000 from a certain company(Write-off)
Fixed it for K39,000.
He sold it for K225,000 this morning. Lol
Indalama shisuma.
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In this cruel Lusaka.
I found a Soft Girl and she made realise that this "Love" thing isn't so hard after all.❤️
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I just witnessed a nigga dispatch one chick (Obviously spent the night). Less than 10 minutes later another guza pulled up in a Yango to his gate, jumped on him as soon as he opened the door for her and they smooched before they even entered his yard.Muli na nyele yabwanji guys?
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The car wash i use charges K50 for a full wash.
On average if they have atleast 100 cars everyday, thats K5000 and if they operate 7 days thats K35,000 weekly,making it K140,000 monthly.
As a car wash owner after expenses you should flip not less than K90,000 PM....
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Awe, after a certain age, who or what you end up becoming is entirely your choice. Whoever raised you didn't fail, YOU FAILED!!!!
Men; if your daughter ends up here, know you have failed as a father
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Please share.
INTRODUCING:
"B.I.G VEHICLE REPAIR FINANCE"
We fix your car, you pay after the works.
(Small small paper work)
Get in touch with us:
📍Off Makishi road, Lusaka.
✆Call/text/Whatsapp
℡+260963501901
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Found this BAD BOY by the car wash earlier this morning, decided to give it a mini incognito shoot. If you don't dream of owning one of these I have one question for you.
Why are you gay ??? 🤣
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You leave the hood where you paid K1,500 rental to Salama park, K4500 rent per month and the difference is a remote gate and you think you are sharp ??
K3,000 by 12, that's K36,000...do you know how many blocks that is ???
Fucken idiot!!
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This is a drainage right outside ZRA kabwe R-about, what is wrong ba Lusaka City Council?
1. You don't provide bins.
2. You don't collect trash for those that have.
Rain Season is here and 75% of the drainages in CBD look like this?? What in the actual fuck is your problem ???
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Don't mess with the Google Pixel Series.
Feels like you are actually looking at the bottle in real time.
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Bentley Continental GT.
4.0L V8 Bi Turbo, 771 Horse Power.
📍Eastpark.
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My brother tied the knot this afternoon🪢
It's been a beautiful and blissful day.
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Few months ago I got a call from a client that needed me to run a diagnosis on a used car he wanted to pay. After running my tests I called the guy pa side and told him not to get the vehicle. Apparently after I left the friend he came with negotiated even lower and got the car
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DEC and IMMIGRATION operation on Kafue road at lamasat building.
RT for awareness.
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This lodge has 22 rooms and it's fully booked.
That means there's 22 couples, 44 human motherfucking beings play FIFA TONIGHT. 💀
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These were the days 😅
I remember driving from Lusaka to solwezi, Lusaka to chipata with nothing on the screen but a PF chitenge pa dash board 😂
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This motherfucker reading this is gonna be rich one day.
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Me after contributing nothing ku braai:
“iwe leta salt !”
😂😂😂
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"Thank you so much for the food, my boyfriend is coming to pick me up."
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3 chicks in your K7000 SALARY??
That's why you motherfuckers are always moving upset and road raging at every driver that looks at you. Because even the car nayo ni LOAN 😂🤣
LUSAKA IS A FUCKEN MOVIE 🍿🎥
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STOP ORDERING TAXIS BEFORE YOU ARE READY TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, ITS FUCKEN SICKENING AND RISKY ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT FOR ME AS A DRIVER...
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Have u been throwing away POTATO peels??? Don't anymore.
1. Soak them in cold water overnight and thereafter
2. Add salt, a pinch of sugar and lemon juice
3. Then leave the mixture under hot sun for 6 hours for the water to evaporate
After the water has evaporated.
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I can get all the things on this list under K50,000 my labor inclusive. Most of these big companies are exorbitant. That rack can't be K100,000 even if they order from another planet.
Literally cost of a new car to fix a Merc???
😂😂😂 Shud we make a U-turn on our dream cars coz ehhh businessman alila ka price wat Abt me a civil servant?💀😂😂🚮
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Been seeing your posts for some years now my G, I don't know if they tell you this bro, umadya nyula, baaad!!!
Keep inspiring some of us to tuck in 🤣
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
POWER TOOLS CARRYING 70 PASSENGERS
A Power Tools Bus service carrying about 70 passengers and 15 CBU students was heading from Lusaka to Kitwe.
The driver of Power Tools bus and the driver of a Scania...
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That vibration you keep feeling as you slow down or when the car is idling is not because of your spark plugs.
CHANGE YOUR ENGINE MOUNTS.
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Bowman Lusamba just called in agreeing with Garry's Move, what a day in Zambian Politics 🤣😂🙏🙏🙏
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So non of you people want to say it ???
Okay!
I think it's about time our brother accepts that it's late for his hairline😂. Me and
@selfstyledking
already did 😂😂😂😂
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GUYS HELP ME FIND A YANGO/ULENDO DRIVER.
I have an Auris 2009 model,1.5L.
Open to an agreement where the driver works for the car. It's recent REG.
Whatsapp or call 0768622576
Lusaka,Zambia.
Please 🙏 Retweet
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AM OFFERING ONE ON ONE INTENSE DRIVING LESSONS.
FREE HIGHWAY CODE AND GUARANTEED CLASS B DRIVERS LICENSE WHEN YOU ARE READY…
DM for more info or Comment with your contact details here.
Please Please Retweet.
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.
SELL that iPhone something pro max and buy a cheaper phone,invest in a ka small business and just maintain discipline for the first 6 months. Believe me, You will not die.This year isn't for impressing the streets. There's a recession
continues>>>
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AM PARKED AT SPECTRA SALAMA FACING THE CROSSROADS, THE CARS AM SEEING DRIVING TO AND FROM IBEX....EH!👀
YOU ARE THERE THINKING LIFE IS HARD KANSHI ITS JUST YOU😂
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The Most important part of your outfit are your SHOES 👟.
Never compromise when it comes to your shoes.
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Unregistered Mercedes Benz C180
Duty cleared.
271 Engine
Swap offers are welcome.
Cash K95,000 only.
WhatsApp or call 0963501901
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Guys help me sell this 1NZ Corolla. Please share.
Good for yango business,let me break it down 4u.
Vehicle price: K50,000 non neg
Suspension works: K4500
Service Kit: K750
Paint Job by me:K3500(it has no dents)
Full Valley car wash: K250
Total: K59,000
Now see this...
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When you are HONEST with one client and they are happy with your service. You automatically have 5-10 new clients because the best form of marketing is by word of mouth. Treat each client as though you are being tried and tested.
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I Lost confidence in UNZA students after they voted for that Wallace guy as president of their Union few years ago.
Y'all forget the importance of such bodies especially when you are coming from a humble home. Most people that are in the forefront of such protests actually have
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Please share.
A new client won this off a Bid for an amount I can't disclose 😅🤣.
It came in for a full facebit and some makeup natu lipstick 💄 lol
Thread>>>>>>
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4. Wrap the peels in a black polythene bag and wait for 10 minutes before carefully throwing them in a dustbin coz I don't know what in the actual fuck you are trying to prepare.
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People are dying at UTH because there is no OXYGEN in the tanks.
My mate lost his mother yesterday and today one of my neighbors just lost his sister in law.
What in the actual fuck is wrong with the people in government???
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What we have done with this Allion is SICK!!!!!!
From putting a new engine, revamping the whole suspension and doing full paint job (Ps: This not the final color). All this done within 6 days, your local mechanics/panel beaters can never.
The name is B.I.G GARAGE!!!!!
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I don't want to be greedy. Please share.
FOR SALE (ACCIDENT DAMAGED )
Toyota Vitz New shape. BAV reg
1KR Engine (0.9 L)
Give me K36,000
Repairs are coming to about K14,000 including paint and my labor.
Call me. 0963501901
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Driver of this vehicle re number BBC 3991. I want you to know that you are a fucken Asshole.
I was along lilayi road, not too far from the police college. I was driving 3 cars behind this idiot, despite being in a hurry I waited for the blocked line to finish before I could...
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The size of the dent or damage doesn't really matter. Giving the job to Ba Phiri because he is "cheaper" will cost you. Imagine paying twice for a job that is only supposed to be done once. Don't mess up the beauty of your car, let BIG GARAGE handle it.
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There is a certain Zambian Celebrity, very married guy busy texting my girl on IG, he doesn't know who is responding to him. We are about to link up this motherfucker, am just going to talk to him nice and easy😈
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I grind for my own, no Bally privilege...Zero to Zali,Monday to Sate!
Now imagine this hand smacking your face.
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Guys am selling this TOYOTA RAV 4 on behalf of a company, the damage you see can be fixed by me for K7500 that includes a full New Paint Job. BAL is a recent plate,this is a very good car even for a family of 6.
K60,000 for the car
K7,500 to restore it.
Please repost and help.
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1970s Zamrock Superstar Keith Mulevu and today's golden boy Yo Maps.
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Please Share.
✅Panel Beating.
✅Spray Painting.
✅ Mechanical Repairs.
✅Electrical Repairs.
✅Security Alarm Installation.
📍Off Makishi road, Lusaka.
✆Call/text/Whatsapp
℡+260963501901
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Please share the works of Honest Father's and sons at
@big_garage_zm
Full body dent removal, panel beating and full repaint.
Cost: K8500
Deposit : Nil
Down payment: Nil
Duration: 3 days(Sunday inclusive)
And then there's you still sleeping on "B.I.G Vehicle Repair Finance".
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Defaulted Collateral.(please share)
HP 15.6" Laptop.
***Tested, Works just fine***
1TB HDD and 4GB ram
AMD processor 2.0ghz
4hrs battery.
K2,800 only
Whatsapp or call 09635019
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If your man doesn't dream of owning this Landcruiser 70 series...
That's a bitch!!
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This is the ULTIMATE SALES AND MARKETING.
"Tiye boi Tiyambapo manje manje bus izula, ufuna madam ayende namendo?? boi kwapya ,kwela che!"
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This is what I hate seeing.😡
Honestly guys oil black so sure????
Awe naimwe bring your vehicle before you end up selling it for nothing.
This is heartbreaking for a Car doctor like me. 💔😭
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This Malawian Kwacha will give me a heart attack one day.
K2000 each mens shoes xmas promo 0763324741 buy as a gift or get now
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Ever been to a hood and there's so many people that having nothing to do??
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Please help me find a buyer,
XS MaX 256GB, battery still good
No cracks.
K4300 non neg
DM
Please RT
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Before you hang yourselves or chock on your chifukushi, hear me out!!!
My point is, accept where you are and what work with what you earn...I used K7000 because to me that's the average salary we all know that. Don't kill yourself with standards you can't maintain.
<<<Thread!
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met along Ndola road so they all stopped along the road to greet each other as they are good friends😊🤝
It was a joyful occassion to witness good friends exchange pleasantries.
Don't always expect bad news. Happy Christmas 🎄
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YOU SPEND TWO DAYS IN JO'BURG YOU COME BACK AND START TROUBLING US WITH MA "Neh" "Neh"
Zambians che😂
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The Diamond TV click
@BuyoyaJonah
@EphraimChinga
and the others entered the wedding lunch venue, the Air even changed. Okay bafikala mulapopoka 😂
Excuse the french. It fit perfectly right there.🤣
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