I can’t quite believe this still but my play Tender is going to the Bush in November!!!! So happy to be working with
@broccoli_arts
again and
@jessieproduces
for the first time. And to have the inimitable
@emilyaboudetc
directing is a total dream. Please come!! 🫀🥩❤️🔥
Two women. A chance meeting. Giddy kisses they never should have shared.
Tender is the deeply moving new play by
@eleanortindall_
(Before I Was A Bear), directed by Emily Aboud and produced by
@broccoli_arts
&
@jessieproduces
.
19 Nov-21 Dec |
these teenagers on the tube were laughing at me cos i was reading a book on a saturday night (fair) and then one of the guys was like ‘hey it’s cool… you can’t put a timer on reading. knowledge is power.’ and looked at me like this
❣️ Top 10 Pastas of 2023 ❣️
1: Spaghetti alla nerano / the one Stanley Tucci waxes lyrical about and he is right to. Courgettes are underrated & in this they are the star, cooked in loads of oil & basil. A real hyper fixation of mine this summer
🍝 top 10 pastas of 2022 🍝
1: starting with this completely vegan crema di rucola by ixta belfrage, topped with crispy sage leaves and tomato salsa. a genuinely unreal & inventive recipe & how could you not be delighted with this green
i know it is not cookjan anymore but feel it is my duty to share w you this rukmini iyer recipe from her new guardian column - no chopping!!! ready in less than an hour ! basically 0 prep!!
theatres be like: looking for an administrator to work across hr, development, marketing, literary, producing, finance, box office, participation & events 😌 salary is 21k pro rata ❤️evening & weekend work will be required and we do not have a toil policy 🥰 xx
i will delete this almost immediately but i am begging, truly begging men in the industry to think for a second about whether the woman you are talking to has written a play like fleabag or in fact has just written a play that is funny about a woman who fucks. just think
unfortunately i am going to have to write down every tv show and play i like and stick it on a wall in huge letters for when i have meetings with industry people and they ask me what tv shows and plays i like and i forget any tv show or play i have ever seen
2: Ixta Belfrage’s spicy tuna ragu. Don’t be put off by the term ragu, because it actually takes like 15 min max which is one of my favourite things about it - BUT it tastes like it’s been simmering for hours. Genius. Comforting but not in a way that sacrifices flavour
Roe V Wade overturned, rape & SA used as a weapon in Gaza, arrests & prison sentences for those seeking ‘illegal’ abortion, Black women dying in childbirth at an astonishing rate, huge cuts to domestic violence services - but no! It’s trans rights that are the problem!!
7: Meera Sodha’s gochujang vodka rigatoni. This is a real upgrade on the classic vodka pasta imo - so addictive, so salty & saucy & sweet, with the added umami from the gochujang. A staple as it uses very few ingredients
3:
@rubytandoh
chilli crisp & caper gnocchi OBVIOUSLY - ready in 5 min, lifesaving, the power that has, the influence that has etc. found here: and in cook as you are, a cookbook that is also lifesaving in its entirety
1 of my ~dreams is to be in a writers room w other queer writers and make a coming of age tv series together, maybe w some mythology vibes sprinkled on there cos u know me!!!
love how ‘Receptionists’ are not included in this as human people involved in the joke/whatever this is but rather a quaint corporate ornament to invite nostalgia, such as ccing and weird carpets! love that!!!!
traitors is the best show i have ever seen. will so desperate for power and so paranoid he will instantly throw anyone under the bus for no reason. let me see him crumble at the round table. it is actually shakespearean.inject it straight into my bloodstream. i am feral for it
this is unbelievable, i am so shocked and so happy !! especially honoured to be in the same company as the one and only
@twilkeyway
, WOW !!! overwhelmed !! 😭🐻
We are pleased to announce the nominees for Best Writer at The Stage Debut Awards are Samuel Bailey, Mari Izzard, Eleanor Tindall and Temi Wilkey.
#DebutAwards
Find the full shortlist at:
alyssa & the poisoned chalice!! amanda’s welsh dragon threat!! maddy being right all along for all the wrong reasons!! aaron’s tears when amanda revealed her betrayal!! kieran’s parting gift!!! the penny dropping for hannah!!! god bless this messy show i am bereft now it’s over!!
‘write a logline for your script’ um.. how about YOU read it and then YOU write a logline for it !!! idk what it’s about ! i just wrote it isn’t that enough
i want to eat a warm pastry en route to somewhere where i am almost late and i want to eat it with a rabid, disturbing ferocity whilst balancing a coffee in my other hand !!!! i want the pastry flakes to go all over me !! i want to down the coffee so fast it scalds my throat!!!!
🍝🍝🍝 here is a thread of my top pastas of 2021:
1: pasta alla vodka. a celeb, and for good reason. the kind of pasta you keep going back to the pan for. i can’t remember the recipe i used but don’t worry, there are about a million online
9: Rukmini Iyer’s creamy tomato & gnocchi bake. There is NO CHOPPING involved in this recipe, and most of the cooking time is hands off / in the oven. Just an incredibly good week night dinner, very cheap & pure comfort in a roasting tin
a dude tried to chat me up in the queue to board the plane (????? have a day off) and my nose started to spontaneously bleed. he looked frightened. it was fun
It has been the biggest privilege to adapt Macbeth for young audiences & make this show with
@milli_bhatia
and a truly wonderful team. I have never laughed so much in a rehearsal room!! We are touring schools now until 12 July 🩸🗡️ thanks to my co writer William Shakespeare
Also announcing MACBETH: SOMETHING WICKED, currently on tour to 17 schools across Camden & Westminster this summer, reaching over 3500 young people. Generously supported by
@CamdenCouncil
&
@CityWestminster
and is a flagship production from the
#DonmarLOCAL
programme.
not reading that telegraph article about theatre being on the brink of ruin because sometimes it’s nice to not have a panic attack until at least noon. also i don’t have a subscription
theatre tickets too expensive but then theatres need money but then no one has any money to come if the tickets are too expensive rinse and repeat!!!!!
buildings are people! lots of people who have jobs they need and love! they are not a homogenous group of gatekeepers! they are not the work the building makes and even if you hate the work have some respect and grow up. and log off.
This is the 3rd trans woman to be attacked by teenagers in recent months. It is a catastrophic failure in education & terrifying consequence of the normalisation of transphobia. Yet people such as Starmer STILL choose to perpetuate a skewed idea of who needs protection from who
8: Ixta Belfrage’s porcini ragu. Another genius ragu that tastes like it’s been cooking for hours but actually takes about 45 min. The meatiness of this makes it an amazing veggie alternative to a bolognese & the porcini makes it feel luxurious
i was on the tube yesterday and the announcement telling people not to give £ to homeless people was repeated at every stop. it is just so cruel. so simple in its cruelty. completely gross
can u believe a man in a bar called me a gay lord yesterday when i rejected his advances ?? what year is it?? what’s your date of birth?? is your mum coming to pick you up soon???
a guy passed by our window with his little girl on his shoulders, she was dressed entirely as a dragon (tail and everything) and she noticed we were looking and started roaring and we pretended to be scared and for a moment everything was great
a thread of my favourite pastas of this year, bc pasta is joy:
1: pre pandemic, 1st attempt at pasta from scratch - fettuccine with basil in the dough & sauce was burrata, aubergine & tomato
My no go London areas:
-Walthamstow Village on a Sunday
-Strada on the southbank where I ate some bad salmon
-The foyles cafe in Tottenham Court Road (filled w people who want to be seen at the foyles cafe in Tottenham Court Road)
-The understudy
-Bishopsgate at 5
-Clapham
have accidentally come to southwold on the day of southwold sausage walk where they attempt to break the world record of amount of dachshunds on a beach this is not a joke
3: PESTO. This was the year of pesto for me. I always thought homemade pesto was a faff but it is actually a great quick meal & a good way of using up the ends of herbs/greens & making them sing. This is kale, chilli & walnut, and I also added some anchovy paste
Just putting it out there that I am available for fundraising consultancy / bid writing support & guidance ! I have worked as a fundraiser at the bush for 5 years and would love to gain some experience working w companies/individuals. Please dm if interested 🌻 & rt! 🤠
a play i wrote and had lost faith in was read by some amazing actors in front of a v intimate audience last night made up of friends/colleagues and it was magic!! I feel v warm inside, also people laughed which means I’m funny end of story. thank u
@flux_theatre
you are 🌟
#OVConnect
hi I’m a playwright & I’ve written a play based on a greek myth and it’s about women and the internet. am keen to develop it so looking to collaborate with anyone interested, especially theatre makers specialising/interested in tech heavy shows. thank uuu so much
Hello! I have a few days availability in Jan & Feb for bid writing/funding application support/consultancy. Have written successful ACE bids & secured grants from lots of large funding bodies & have been working in fundraising for 5 years. Please RT! ❣️
getting an abortion was one of the best decisions i have ever made. i have never regretted it. i am overwhelmingly grateful for it. this will not mean less abortions it will just mean more deaths and a rapidly worsening mental health crisis
Ixta Belfrage posted this 12 min spicy tuna ragu on her insta and it’s unreal & so quick. You add all the ingredients at once apart from the parmesan and cream which you add once you’ve mixed the pasta in w the ragu. Also reserve a lot of pasta water to loosen it up
5: Ixta Belfrage’s prawn lasagne. A REVELATION. I did not think prawns would work in lasagne form but, minced & infused in a ragu, they really do. This is a work of art & doesn’t involve making a bechamel (one of the least enjoyable things to make imo)
i'm sorry but that new lesbian film just looks so boring ??! do we not deserve climactic dinner table reveals and dramatic sex on kitchen surfaces ?? do we not deserve DRAMA or is it all just wistful glances and petticoats and handkerchiefs jfc i am falling asleep zzzzzz goodbye
hope that the grown women who laughed at the faintest bit of hair on my legs and proceeded to take pictures (???) of me on the tube have a great day today !!!!
dancing on my own by robyn is a perfect song. it is so upbeat yet so sad. it is the perfect song to listen to ANYTIME but especially when you are a bit drunk on the tube. it is a work of art. it is my favourite song. goodbye
unfortunately at the theatre tonight i saw anne marie duff, met up with my gf, told her that i saw anne marie duff and as i was quite loudly relaying this i turned around to stare straight into the face of anne marie duff
me sending an email: if it’s not too much trouble!!!!!!!! thanks so much!!!!! no worries if not!!! do u want my firstborn child!!!!!!! you can have anything you want!!!!!!! all the best!!!!!!!
i am leaving the bush after 5 years (!) and so my role is vacant ! i have learnt an immeasurable amount from working here amongst a wonderful team. please do share with anyone you think might be interested and feel free to dm me with any qs!
#OVConnect
hello I am a playwright and I write about women and sex and people being turned into animals PLUS I am obsessed with reimagining myths, particularly Greek ones but would love to explore others too. looking to connect with producers or just anyone interested 💫
been looking back at some of the 'writing' i did as a child/young teenager. no plot, just pure vibes. also all about crushes on boys but the boys are never described, yet all the female friends are described in meticulous detail. well well well
Wish monzo would give me a break but instead I will be sitting reading my book on a Saturday morning trying to live deliciously and it will be like ‘£9.00 at tfl london 🚂 you have somehow spent £37 on your card today 😃 and you’re still in bed 😜 how did you do that girlie? 🤩’
cannot stress how vital this space is. cafes are great but expensive and if you're on your own what to you do with your laptop? take it to the toilet?? also here you can bring your own lunch and there are mini eggs
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a boy who was in the year below me at school who i haven’t spoken to in 8-10 years decided to start with me at 2:49am about my bolognese and it was really an interesting choice of his - one i think he will swiftly regret