Nyssa
@elderwoodsprite
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21 | OCE | Certified boy-sniffing cat | Senna Main | Priv: @elderwoodrat | DISC SERVER LINKED | @ethan3rdt4
Disc: nyssaaa
Joined May 2021
I went silver to emerald in a season without money and coaching and nobody is patting my head and telling me good job fuck my disgusting life.
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Gorgeous alt bi women and their stinky creature adc main bfs
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27 years old and parasocial with a cartoon character is crazy
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“An enemy is dominating”.Shiiii really? 🤤 an ally is submitting.
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Haven’t spoken to this guy in years, good to see he’s still posting bangers
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apparently ppl are stupid and i have to spell this out
youd think people would be smart about this as my rank goes up but no (cait complained about lux sup. )
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me and the weird stinky boy i picked up by being strange on the internet
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hate when u play with someone and u dont play well and u think oh god they hate me theyre never gonna wanna play with me ever again theyre never going to speak to me.
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getting pregnant.
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Injecting him with small amounts of seahorse dna over a long period of time so that I can get him pregnant.
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@waterjvnkie I’m 5”0 and was boob-height with my ex who was 6”3 so yeah that’d be below-the-boob.
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Dude….
Wait it’s so fuckin embarrassing that I got broken up with over discord vc EWWWWWWW WHY DID I LET THAT HAPPEN.
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@bardner_ I was gonna say 5.5 is where u wanna be but I didn’t wanna know what the replies would be to that. .
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Me when I find a wild animal that probably has 6385 diseases
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im sorry but i am so fucking sick of this it is so fucking exhausting i just want to be able to exist online the way every single man gets to exist online
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so sick of people who will put zero effort into training their dog and still yell "bad girl" at her when she steals the double kill.
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@Exethkv Then u take out a few buildings on your way down. Cause a national state of emergency all because u looked at a baddie for too long.
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Hey it’s so cool seeing dudes openly adore their gfs on the tl and I’m so glad you do that but can you keep it far away from me I am going to start eating furniture.
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youd think people would be smart about this as my rank goes up but no (cait complained about lux sup. )
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@MrOceanBreeze yone built triforce jacksho and split, yi did zero dmg and anyway theres a skarner so he cant play, brand was picked and i do not play zyra or heim, cait was the only one to build ldr and she was 3/8.
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I WILL be dating a gamer boy again.
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keeping matching pfps and names with your ex bc u dont wanna lose engagement is something for sure.
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youre parenting him atp.
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When you make a play you’re proud of and all you hear is “your champ is so broken” “wtf are they doing they’re just inting” “wow they are so shit”
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I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here
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Nyssa lore drop: I lost my virginity to a man wearing this and he kept the shirt on the whole time
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He used to draw hearts with his pee on the glass shower door while I sat on the toilet and we’ve been no contact for years.
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Straight men to their gfs: hey u look pretty today. Straight men with their friends:
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evelynn ruining my wrist bc i cant stop jaking of.
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*proccing heartsteel* CLANG CLANG CLANG GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT.
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Fellas is it super cringe to love your partner.
calling your partner "my love" is cringe.
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Saw someone cosplaying Elise on tiktok say “am I the first to cosplay the new noxus girl?”
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Wait it’s so fuckin embarrassing that I got broken up with over discord vc EWWWWWWW WHY DID I LET THAT HAPPEN.
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If Disneyland is the “happiest” place on Earth, where do you think is the “saddest” place on earth?.
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Me: I want to make friends and talk to people!!. Me the moment I am approached
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BOYSMELL AND STINKY BOYS ARE TOTALLY SEPERATE STOP THINKING I LIKE BOYS WHO HAVENT SHOWERED THAT ISNT WHAT BOYSMELL IS.
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I am once again reminding u not to date men with J names because 95% of them are not good people (I have given 3 an official pardon).
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Need a YIPPEEEE boy, a YAYYYY boy, a OMG HI I MISSED U boy, a get excited and smiley bc I woke up boy. Ykwim?.
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Do men ever put a sock on their weener for comfort I feel like that’d be great like rlly fluffy socks.
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This year I will STOP obsessing over someone who very clearly don’t want me RAAAAAAAGH
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i Amn just………a litle creacher. Thatse It . I Canot change this
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I have some rlly hot moots and it makes me suspicious because why do you look like that and are single and spend your time on league twitter? What are you hiding? Are there bodies in the trunk of your car?.
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Men doing the hear me out trend is painful “guys guys guys hear me out okay?…. elastigirl from the incredibles” ????????????????????????.
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Tfw all of your friends are your best/only friends but they all have their own closer friends so ur only maybe a tier 3 friend to them and when it comes to it u don’t actually have anyone to hang out with bc they’re all with their own friends.
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