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I’m literally begging y’all to care about your child’s education. Check their folder daily. Check their grades. Communicate with the teacher. No one prepared me for the lack of parent interest. Ridiculous.
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The cashier at target asked me how much longer I have until the baby comes, and before I could answer my husband goes “uhhh like an hour. she had to make a target run on the way to the hospital.” The panic in that woman’s face. 😂😂😂😂😂.
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I dragged my husband into Lush for new bathbombs and I heard him from across the store “BABE CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THE SPRINKLERS WENT OFF IN HERE?!!” . 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️.
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This is the hardest thing I’m ever going to have to post. My sweet baby girls soul was stronger than her lungs. She died suddenly, but came back enough for us to hold her and say our goodbyes. We love you so much Presley.
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I don’t really think this is a controversial take. Care about your kids. Care about their education. Sometimes you’ll have to lose some sleep as a parent. The end. Muting this now 😂.
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A spooky queen born on Halloween. Happy Birthday Aspen Reese Merriman! 8lbs 7oz and 20 inches long of incredible perfection ❤️🎃
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It pisses me off how expensive dental is. Insurance barely covers anything. Your teeth are not “cosmetic” they’re literally bones and affect your health.
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I always feel so bad for my neighbors when it’s late and Aspen is having a crying fit. My neighbor left this on my door this AM and I just 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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If you refuse to buy your son a kitchen set because “it’s a girl toy,” I do not want to be your friend. Literally ever. Grow up.
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My biggest flaw is that I’d rather do everything myself so I know it’s done right but then I get overwhelmed and lose my shit.
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I can’t believe this is the man some of you dampen your pants over. EW.
Morgan Wallen was arrested and charged with three felony counts of reckless endangerment after allegedly throwing a chair off of the sixth story of a Nashville rooftop bar on Sunday night →
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Stuck between feeling like something isn’t right with these votes but also knowing our country is full of racism and misogyny.
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Other than the fact we simply don’t want to live the vegan lifestyle?????.
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My husband comes in and goes “happy baby shower weekend” and legit hands me a spa day packet with EVERYTHING (facial, hot stone massage, mud wrap, etc) for 6 weeks after birth. What did I do to deserve this man wtf. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Gentle parenting is so hard when you were raised getting smacked for every little thing. Having to unlearn what you were taught and being patient with the tiny human throwing hands and raging at you. Whew 😮💨.
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Do I know sticking qtips in your ears is bad? Yes. Do I still clean my ears daily with qtips? Still yes.
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Idc what anyone says. money would literally solve every single one of my problems.
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On today’s episode of being a mom. where the HELL am I going to put all these damn toys.
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I just watched a tiktok a girl posted about her ex falling out of love with her. It was a sequence of videos he was so happy and singing and loving her to barely noticing her. And I just. I felt that.
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Do I know cleaning my ears with qtips is bad? Yes. Do I still clean my ears with qtips?? Also, yes.
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Being a parent is honestly a bunch of frikkin amnesia. You spend life HATING pregnancy, birthing a baby, wearing a diaper from PP bleeding, zero sleep, but the SECOND things get a LITTLE easier you’re like “meh that wasn’t so bad I could do it all again.” ITS A TRAP.
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Stop buying dog breeds that do not fit your lifestyle. You have no business owning a dog that needs constant exercise living in an apartment unless you’re going to take them on walks several times a day or bring them somewhere to run around multiple times a day.
what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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Men are babies. Ever had a man get into the shower with you and instantly jump/complain the bath water was too hot. WEAK.
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Animals licking themselves. especially at night. is the most annoying sound on earth.
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I got a weird bite of chicken so now I can’t finish my dinner: an autobiography.
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I’ll say this one time only. I do NOT have to censor my account for the fear people might be “triggered.” My daughter fought for her life and died. It’s my story. I will tell it over and over again and post every single picture of her I want. If you don’t like it don’t look
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Look. We know Biden is looking rough and it’s worrisome. But project 2025 is more worrisome. I’d rather him make decision in a damn hospital bed than be on the next season of the damn Handmaids Tale.
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My husband said if I get a thousand likes on this tweet he’ll do the swap challenge with me. Please like this so he has to wear my sluttiest dress 😂😂😂😂.
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I’m so tired of jobs making you feel like them being short staffed is your responsibility. I’m not the boss so 🤷🏻♀️.
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I heard people on here were uncomfortable with loss mamas posting their babies. Good thing my job isn’t to make you feel comfortable. My job is to spread awareness. 🥰 Here’s my beautiful Presley Grace who died after her lungs failed from ARPKD in utero.
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What’s that thing you keep buying when grocery shopping that you forget you already have and now you have like 7 things of it? Ours is rice.
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Unpopular opinion. Every pregnancy should be treated as a high risk pregnancy. You can have the healthiest pregnancy in the world and something could STILL HAPPEN.
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Is it just a mom thing to feel like you didn’t get your kid enough for Christmas even though they have plenty.
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Why do people get jobs in childcare and in the medical field if they hate taking care of people?????? Go get a job at dmv with yo grumpy butt.
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@UncorkedMama This is my third year in public schools and going from private where parents pay $$$$$$ and cared so much to this where I can’t even get the folder emptied weekly (let alone daily). It’s ridiculous.
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I would give years of my life to Haley on tiktok that is dying of ovarian cancer. I don’t know her but I’ve watched her story and my heart is in shambles every post.
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I got the rest of Aspen’s newborn pictures today. What a great day to get them. Look how much her and her sister look alike 😭
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Ummm. are the officers supposed to not take cover when being shot at?? They’re people too. They have families to get home to too. It’s not THEIR fault 4 are dead because of criminals robbing, hijacking, and shooting.
Thieves robbed a jewelry store. shot a woman, hijacked the UPS truck took the driver hostage.Police chase ensues. Police engage in shoot-out in busy rush hour. using innocent victims cars as shields. Now- 4 are dead! Are these proper police procedures?.
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A mom doesn’t need a reason to choose not to breastfeed. As long as a baby is being fed it’s NONE of your business and you can keep your opinions and judgements to yourself. Point. Blank. Period.
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1 in 4 women terminate pregnancies for VARIOUS reasons. So while y’all are calling them awful people and murders I hope you know those women in your life are watching and listening while you call them names (and you don’t even know they had one).
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Idk what it is about pregnancy and cereal but cereal SLAPS a whole different way when you’re pregnant.
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Is there a science behind why animals throw up on rugs instead of easier to clean surfaces or are they just a holes?.
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SWORE I head the baby crying. Ran to go check on her and she was sleeping but when I glanced at the clock it was 11:11. Hi, P 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺.
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Has anyone tried this?? Definitely gunna pack a comb in my hospital bag 😂😂
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Omfg Haley passed away. My heart is broken. I would have given years of my life to her if I could have.
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Mom Twitter is going to TRASH me, but I let aspen lick an Oreo and this was her response 😂
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It’s pregnancy and infancy loss awareness month. I’ll be posting pics of my baby LOTS this month. If you think pics of my deceased child are “disturbing” or “inappropriate” you can fuck off. This isn’t the place for you.
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I really want to just share the name because I’m still in awe Presley finally came to me in a dream and basically named her sister. I literally NEVER dream of her and she just popped up and called this baby Aspen. And I can’t let it go.
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Being a mom has made me a terrible friend. I hate it. But after taking care of my little one I’m drained socially. I just want to scroll through social media or watch tv. I don’t want to talk or go out or do anything.
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I told the job I would need a certain amount because I’ll be losing half off childcare and they met me in the middle but then the boss called me and offered me a different job so I could make that amount. Like? A job fighting for me??! WHAT. My job now barely notices my hard work.
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I don’t really get involved with St. Patrick’s Day. But if there was an Italian day where we all ate pasta and drank wine all day that’s something I could get behind.
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I pulled weeds outside for like an hour (our beds were awfulllllll) and my neighbor came out and told me to cover up because I had too much cleavage in my cami. Girl bye. I’m pulling weeds on my property I’ll do it naked if I please.
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Why do men act like there’s secrets hidden in their butts. Let me grab ya booty dang it.
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I really really really REALLY cannot stand people. I do not need to censor my daughter because of YOUR issues. Imagine all that I went through. But I have to hide her because it scares you? Thank u, next.
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One of my students asked me if princesses can marry princesses and I said yeah people can marry whoever they love and she said “how cool would TWO princesses be in a castle” ❤️❤️ kids learn from you. Be kind.
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@raisintinybabes I’m a teacher, and I don’t believe in “invite the entire class.” Not all children get along AND THATS OK. As adults, we don’t invite people we don’t want to be there so why can’t they? I will say though I give out invitations quietly so there isn’t feelings hurt.
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I never never NEVER post things like this because I HATE my mom bod. But for like 2 seconds I didn’t today so that’s cool
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I know someone needs to hear this. your home being messy does NOT define you as a mom or wife. You’re doing great.
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I’ll NEVER understand why babies fight sleep so hard. Go to sleep ya bald headed sleepy head.
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My husband is over here like “pregnancy is magical!!!! Let’s have 3 more.” Okay you were chowing on chips while I was in labor screaming. Bye Jake.
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My mom FaceTimed me but I’m lame and already in bed so I was just gunna call her tomorrow. Then she FTed me again. I thought something was wrong so I answered. Nope. She went out for her bday. Got plastered and bought a whole ass kayak. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh. Go to bed Sherry.
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MY BABY SAID HER FIRST INTENTIONAL WORD TODAY!!!!! . It was dada 🥴. Happy Mother’s Day to me.
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It’s kind of fucked up that our president and vp *so far* has only referred to Memorial Day as a long weekend. Like??? It’s really disrespectful.
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What even is the point of Amazon prime anymore? Nothing comes in two days. Everything is always late. It’s so aggravating.
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This will forever be one of my favorite videos. The funeral home let us bring Daisy to meet her sister and she knew right away who she was. They would have been the best friends.
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It annoys me when shark attacks are headline news. Sharks live in the ocean. You are in THEIR home. Unless a shark walks out of the ocean, knocks on your front door, and bites you stop acting surprised.
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Aspen was playing with one of Js old phones and he had a pic of Presley I’ve never seen 😭😭😭 sweet P we miss you so much
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There’s no “safe zone” with pregnancy. My child died 14 hours AFTER birth. Stop trying to force people to go through devastation alone because talking about pregnancy and infant loss makes you uncomfortable.
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My husband is so passive he just makes comments to the baby “dads hungry and needs a snack” expecting me to be like oooohhh I’ll hold her. Nah fam welcome to my world. You got it.
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All these people saying “I hAvE tO wOrk iM nOt StAyiNg hOmE iF iM sIcK.” Is exactly how things get spread. Could be deadly to others but glad you’ll be making your $70 that day, Richard. Selfish.
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You might not be earthside anymore, but I’ll forever be your mama. I love you so much Presley. Wishing I could snuggle that sweet face one more time
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Y’all. I’m getting induced tomorrow. Aspen will be here SOON. Feel free to follow me on insta (lexieim_) and on snap (lexiem002). I post a lot on snap so if you really want all da baby vids you’ll find them there 😬😬😬😬😬.
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It drives me nuts my husband gets frustrated when the baby is fussy for like 10 mins. Bro I have her alllllllllll day. This ain’t shit.
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Missing that sweet face extra tonight. I wish you were here, Presley 😭❤️
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My husband has missed my entire pregnancy thus far and we’ve been forced to grieve alone despite losing our infant only 6 months ago. I’m counting down the days until he’s out of the military. They don’t give a shit about family or mental health.
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Just a friendly reminder that just because a bisexual woman is in a long term relationship with a man doesn’t mean she’s any less bisexual.
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Parents, if your kiddo came home with a play date “business” card from a classmate would it be weird? 😂 I want to send some in to Pennys classmates since she asks for playdates all the time and I don’t know their numbers.
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Idc how much judgement I get. I’ve decided I’m only breastfeeding for the first 3 weeks and then switching over. I just want to take back control of my mental health. I want back on my medicine guilt free. If I’m not my best I can’t give her my best and she deserves my best.
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Aspen was playing with my husbands phone and said “BABY” and showed me a pic of Presley. And somehow it’s a picture I’ve never seen before. And it’s when she was alive. All the feels
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Amniotic fluid levels look great. Kidneys and bladder look great too. I’m so happy. And she’s blowing kisses 😭😭❤️❤️
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Tomorrow is my 16 week appointment. it’s when I found out something was wrong with Presley. Please please PLEASE pray for me tonight. I’m going alone and I’m so scared.
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