Allison
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Twitter is for memes. Eat pussy, not animals. #H8U ♡
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Men will stick their whole face in your ass but are scared to open up about their feelings.
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Suck his dick🍆 until he's about to cum💦, then stop and start an argument 😂
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Shout out to all you guys who haven't sent me a dick pic! Thank you!
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Clubs are extremely overrated. I’d rather be home baking cookies and sucking dick. 🤣🤷♀️
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Desperately want to be friends with men without them sexualizing me. 😍
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Fuck what people say. If someone makes you happy, be with that person. Because at the end of the day, your friends aren’t going to eat your ass.
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Dude, porn is free. Y'all need to stop paying for women's private snapchats. Fucking losers lmao
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What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?
I asked my 26 siblings and they don't have a clue... 🤔
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Me: Stop fingering me, I want some dick
Him: that was my dick
Me: Oh 🥴
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Ever notice when geese fly in a "V" formation that one side's a little longer than the other? That's because there are more geese on that side
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Reply to this with your funniest gif if I need to follow you back! 😘❤️
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Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled carpet into the woods. Her boyfriend would have done it, but he is out of town.
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Where is this magical creature?
Men who eat pussy solely for their pleasure are a different type of dangerous.
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Your rap name is ‘Young’ plus the last thing you spent money on.
Mine's Young Starbucks. 😂
What’s yours?
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A girl can respect herself and still want to suck a dude's soul out. 🌸
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Kid Rock makes music for dudes that are only allowed to see their kids on weekends but don't...
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Tits. Ass. Something about dick. Can I get 5,000 followers yet? What's the secret here?
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When you accidentally send thots and prayers instead of thoughts and prayers.
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Him: We should make a sex tape. 🎥🎬
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If her knees don't crack while she's riding you, she's too young. 😂
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“I know I’ve hurt you in the past, but I promise you I’ve changed.”
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I really wanted a hot dog but didn’t have any buns, so I used a baked potato instead.
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Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, lick the vaginal part real quick! 🤣🤪
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-OPENS NOTE
-UNSOLICITED DICK PIC
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It’s October, ladies. So you've got to scare your man during sex. Play dead when he chokes you. 🎃☠😂
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This bitch just posted... "I got that platinum pussy" so I commented 🤔“You sold over a million copies?” Now I’m blocked 😂🤷♀️
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