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I’m OBSESSED with this button on insta stories when I’m mwi man. No even reacting, just a simple ❤️. People I’ve no seen for years, fuck it here ❤️ ur amazing ❤️. Keep doing what u do ❤️. It’s an illness
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My uni have a gender based/sexual violence response team and they’ve put these sort of signs up everywhere, v good work from GCU:
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Still in absolute awe at this car I seen in Tesco Maryhill a few days ago
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Never forget the time my boss in Asda took me into the security room and made me watch a video of myself slow dancing down aisles while Lauren was howling then file noted me for wasting company time hahahahahaha 😭😭
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I really hope Stephen Bear and his girlfriend both fucking rot. Imagine putting Georgia through all that then having the audacity to rock up to the court in some sort of pimp costume, rented limo the lot like it’s a big laugh 🤢. Rats both of them
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I’ve no kissed anyone for about ten year and my pal text me after the corona update saying “this has really fucked our dating life for so long” Hahahaha aye a was flying high before the pandemic aswell x
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Can’t begin to explain how shite the replies make me feel as a gay Rangers fan lmao beyond backwards from alot of folk
On Saturday 15th July,
@RangersFC
and the Rangers Charity Foundation will again be taking part in this year’s MardiGla event in Glasgow and are inviting supporters to join in. 💙🏳🌈
All the info & how to sign up 👇
#EveryoneAndAnyone
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Taylor Swifts just spent this whole pandemic bashing out two full albums yet Paolo Nutini canny even tell us he’s still alive
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Got tested for Corona & found out I’m positive 😭. Feel absolutely fine, except lost my smell/taste & some minor coughing. I got tested due to being a key worker, thought I’d share to show how easy it is to have it & possibly pass it around without even knowing. Stay home boys!
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@ForestAreMagico
@nici30bln
@TartanArmyGroup
HAHAHAHAHAHA Same amount of euro trophies buddy. Enjoy your night 😙
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Jacques saying “Who’s Paige” after spitting all that shite about never feeling this way before lmao okden
#LoveIsland
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@CaledonianNews
@girlsagainst
Surprised myself at the response but pleased it’s mainly been positive 😅
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Darren Grimes, Nigel Farage, Sophie Corcoran and Emily Hewertson all making comments on Rangers lmao this is my idea of hell 😬
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Caught Rollo’s face when the ticket guy walked by him without even the smallest of pats 😞 Spain without the S x
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Contemplating taking legal action against the bootcamp I go to for sharing this action shot of me x
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Scunnered lmao bought this off Etsy for my dad assuming the “uncle” bit in the middle would be made to say dad because they asked what message I’d like. I didn’t realise it was uncle exclusive fs 😭 and fkn clearly marked 60p chocolate bars 😭 awk well Merry Christmas Uncle Dad x
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This is genuinely class, call it out, don’t act like it’s lads being lads and give some consequences to being a homophobic weirdo for no reason
Ralf Rangnick has dropped three players from the Austria squad for upcoming friendly games because they took part in anti-gay chants after the Vienna derby last month.
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Seeing SNP voters blame everyone else for the significant loss. The blame lies with the SNP, they’ve been derelict in their duties, they’ve let Scotland down consistently over recent months. You cannot blame people for deflecting back to Labour after years of misguided leadership
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Comments on that Straight Pride Parade thing earlier like “noone cares if you’re gay anymore!!” Not even 2 weeks ago I told someone I was gay & she went “wow I really can’t understand that, its just so bizarre to me, I’m a bit taken aback by hearing someone admit they’re gay” 🤪
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We literally met a boy who’d got on the wrong train yesterday, gave him our spare ticket for warehouse project and he came with us stayed in our apartment the lot hahah 😭 on yersel Matt 🤝
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Not enough people are discussing the fact Kings of Leon are charging £127.55 a ticket in the Hydro 🤯. Roughly £63.75 an hour of their show?? That is absolutely vile. The average person is being priced out of everything from football to gigs and it’s so depressing lmao
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I cannot stop thinking about Amy asking for constructive criticism over her month long half boyfriend/girlfriend relationship 😭🤕
#LoveIsland
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The Snuts were one of the highlights of TRNSMT this year and if you missed them shame on you
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@Bevvyforme96
@garryhood1872
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Who are you to say 27k is a good wage for someone between 23-25 - everyone’s circumstances are completely different regardless of age! Teachers are well within their rights to strike for better pay and conditions…they also don’t get paid for any overtime which they do plenty of
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My head still can’t quite comprehend Jessie J and Channing Tatum being a couple lmao
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And why shouldn’t I? Why shouldn’t I enjoy a little pint before the game despite having work tomorrow. What’s the charge? A succulent Scottish pint?
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I caught corona from who knows where while practising social distancing, not mixing households and not seeing my family/friends etc when all I had to do was STAY ALERT lmao how could I have been so stupid
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Finally gonna be a dog maw so if you ever want me to come to a gaff after the 24th of September you’re gonna have to be sound with this prince coming also:
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Been offered a job for after graduation 🎉🥳 absolutely buzzin, waited 5 weeks from interview 😭 literally longest 5 weeks of ma life gang but it’s paid off, full time employment awaits us x x x x
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There’s millions of reason a couldn’t go on Love Island but one in particular, I’d actually wanty die if they asked me to “snog who you think fancies you” lmao 😭 I’d be like “omg a canny x no one x” hahahahaha
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@b_i_g_m_a_c
How can you fully believe her but also need more proof cause it “ain’t adding up” lmao
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@ailidhsmum
This narrative is so lazy and determined to be divisive. The SNP have had a majority for years, but when the vote happens that means they don’t, it’s Rangers fans fault and not the fault of the party who’ve consistently, in recent years, let themselves and Scotland down?
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I’ve only went and done it lads. Final results came today and I now officially possess a degree in social work after 6 long years 🤩! Actual so proud of myself cause that last honours project module was a riot and causing me severe stress 🤣🥳🥳
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One week of Rollo troops! Having a puppy is so hard but he’s so cute it’s almost forgotten about 🥺💘
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When me & Lauryn were first talking we covered usual gigs/music stuff so I said “trnsmt 2023, we going/patching?” Meaning her & her pals, but she thought I sincerely meant me & her after about 40 mins talking & was like “oh the Friday, at least!!”😭 got her wish eventually tho 😂
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Graduated today and this man came up after saying he’d wrote a song about me? Something of horror. Was weird, took a pic and sent him on his way. Called police to alert them about this behaviour.
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Dami asking Davide to give the girls a tour the fkn cheeky bastard when Deji is sitting there single
#LoveIsland
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Hard launch for Twitter since it’s the only social media I’m not locked out of 👑🥰 x
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UNI IS OVER 🎉🎉!! 6 full years of studying and I finished it sitting on the couch in my jammies infront of my laptop, the way god intended. Final results in a few weeks so everyone pls manifest good thoughts but for now…it’s summer babyyy ☀️
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Yesterday I was buying stuff out b&m, it came to like £3.17 so I gave the guy £4. He then asked if I had the 17p and I said “no, sorry” & he was just staring at me like 🥴 turns out I’d gave him £3 and he was wanting the rest hahahaahhahaha snd “no x”
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Loose Women slumming to new lows by suggesting if Maura wanted a gentleman she should act like a “lady” lmfaoooooooo women can speak about sex and their own sexuality without losing “lady” points you absolute rockets
@loosewomen
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Went to visit one of my clients earlier, who’s originally from Pakistan, and as I was leaving he was like “I have a gift for you.” And produced two massive bags of handmade chicken and veg pakora hahaha😭 what a day we had in the office when I returned.
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Yesterday one of the young people in my work asked me to come outside and meet his girlfriend, and he’s like “I’ve told her all about you and said you were class!” Then when I got out he went “See a told you she’s fuckin tiny😂” to his burd lmao 😭 actual rinsed @ the work place
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Why not just post the boy on every social media I’ve ever registered on 💘 Bebo, Piczo and MySpace next xx
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EXCLUSIVE: Woman has a romantic history before getting married!!! SCANDAL
EXCLUSIVE Meghan swapped secret messages and asked to meet X Factor winner Matt Cardle - just months before she met Prince Harry. Full story from tomorrow’s royaltastic
@TheSun
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When I was in hospital last year the doctor who came round to tell me what was going on went “it’s severe glandular fever, you can get it from KISSING TOO MANY BOYSSSS” with a mad wink to ma maw lmao. I was fkn 27 years old hahahaha
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my pals just sent me these photos of me and her cat saying they’re giving the same energy 😭😭 so accurate
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The face of someone who pooped in the house for the first time in 3 days (no where near a pup pad) then chased me and the cloth I was using to clean it up repeatedly x x x x x
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This time next week I’ll be 30 lmao 🤢 although covid ruined the last 2 years of my 20s so technically I’m only turning 28. And I’ll be sticking to it. Anyway I’m having a party on Sat so I printed off posters to put on the door & didn’t think how big they’d be 😂 buzzin tho x
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8 years ago today I did stand up for the very first time at The Stand! And now I’m in 3rd year uni studying social work. Never EVER give up on your showbiz dreams people ✨🤩✨ x
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I legit said to my mum “we will half a bottle of wine” earlier, it’s now 11.56, were 3 bottles deep and she’s demanding that I play “Miley Cyrus Malibu, BUT THE LIVE VERSION” - life comes @ u fast
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Not always one for soppy, but me and Lauryn have officially moved in together and today we just spent all day in our jammies watching shite on tv and I simply HAVE to say its left a real 10/10 warm and fuzzy feeling in my bones this fine Sunday x
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Went to the pub with my dad after the game yesterday, he walked me home then walked home himself, fell in a bush, and my maw found him when she was out walking the dog 😂
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Omg last night we left Katie’s because it was fucking dreadful and 2 boys waiting to get in overheard us and left the queue. We then all ended up going to Gallery and the guy doing the tables was like canny give you a 3 and a 2 but have one table for 5 😂 new pals alert x
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Heard about that new Revolver hotel opening in Glasgow that’s LGBT+ friendly & strives to be inclusive & was impressed, it looks so nice! Then seen someone who’s part of the team there refer to Rangers fans as “pond life scum” lmao 🥴 so as a gay rangers fan can I come or not x
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Start my new job tomorrow gang, send good vibes and positive thoughts. Or else. 🔪
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Download Tinder out of boredom, match with 3 of my pals, 4 people that don’t speak and one who’s in an open relationship that a never realised before we matched...delete tinder. Tweet about it. And repeat. For the rest of ma life x
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Me and my mum both work in Asda and she’s just wrote on my fb post about leaving “I’ll miss you” lmao we live in the same house but ok
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The face of someone going in to get the sniparooni 😞 thoughts and prayers 🙏🏼
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See on a Friday I do unpaid placement 8.45-3.55pm, then start my actual work 4-1am sleepover then work 9-11.30am/1.30pm on Sat morning and back again for a 12-8pm on a Sunday lmao but pls Molly Mae tell me about how much you’ve worked your arse off while I’ve wasted my 24 hours
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Genuinely overwhelmed by the amount of folk who rocked up to my 30th last night 😭💕 absolutely spoiled rotten by my family and pals!! Feeling very very blessed as I enter my 30th year on the planet 🎉
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Can folk like this take a step back please fs lmao I could’ve been working or anything 😭 also if I was to now reply????? How weird would that be “oh sorry” explaining myself to this random person 😂 time to remove myself from Tinder once again, RIP x
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Happy Pride Month, the warmest month of the year for the hottest of people imho 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Whether you’re in/out/half in/half out/not even a bit out and everything else in between...you’re valid, loved and I’d probably winch you regardless ❤️ x x x
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I honestly cannot believe Gavin and Stacey is coming back man, my whole life has just improved x10
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Paid off my car 🥳!!! I mean normally it’s a heap of shite and I hate it, but I’ve no had a garage bill in months and just renewed my insurance so I’ll celebrate officially owning my heap of shite ❤️
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Basing your vote purely on the team you support is absolutely diabolical especially if it’s a vote for the tories
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Jeans just said to my Dad “you need to stop paying for Emma’s tickets to the game, shes a grown adult” omg x snakes don’t hiss, they give birth to u these days fs
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Happy Coming Out Day lads 🌈 , I didn’t have to come out to most folk which was a relief but also had to get a burd before ma maw really grasped that a was truly gay, swings and roundabouts x
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Obv am glad my maws fine but I canny stop laughing at the thought of her “rolling onto grass” just so she could stand up Hahahahaa
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Omg I went into Nandos earlier and a wee lassie that used to stay at my work was working there & she literally RAN over to say hi and tell me how she always said she wouldn’t get to college but she’s there now!!! 😭 love hearing that sm. Even if it’s fuck all to do with me hahah
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We’ve to ask all the young people to wash their hands immediately when they enter the building and one of them just went “will a fuck, am no a poof” lmao 🥴 fellas, is it gay to try and prevent coronavirus?
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FINALLY finished third year uni with a presentation referred to as “fully enjoyable” and 63 in an essay that I have convinced myself I was going to fail 😭😭 wit a smashing Wednesday 🍾
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I went on a date last night wearing a blue striped t shirt and one of the first things she said was “it’s giving Greenock Morton” 😭😭 25 points for hilarity
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Omg honestly Kate get a grip hen, truly who cares wit other people are doing. You go and winch a treadmill in the gym and just leave other folk to their own devices eh
I love it when people think a walk or a jog outside is a reasonable substitute for weight training in a gym.
People who don’t use gyms seriously have no idea do they? 🤡
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See a lot of folk wishing everyone a “Happy Galentines” on the 14th but if you really knew the true origins of Galentines you’d know it’s the 13th. Very embarrassing. Shame on everyone who’s using Leslie’s date in vain.
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I wrote out a passive-aggressive notice to my work, despite the fact I have no new job I was just bored on a quiet nightshift and ✨ daydreaming ✨ because I’m looking for a new job. And my boss phoned me earlier and she’s somehow seen it lmao. How can I ever go back :) kill me
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How annoying are mums at Christmas lmao mines has just told me she wants “nothing” for Christmas then when pushed she went “oh for god sake, a bottle of Britney Spears curious, but not a big one if it’s too dear” 😭😭 the 100ml costs about £7 these days hahaha
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When that double saas finally hits and you start buying miscellaneous items:
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Literally canny stop thinking about this photo Kmac took of me at Warehouse Project last night lmfao 😂😂😂
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Just matched with someone on Tinder and their profile said they were also a Pisces so a messaged them like “haha time to answer the age old question…do two Pisces make a right?” And they unmatched me hahahahaha honestly I am not built for this app x
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Deleted Tinder once again after being on it for a grand total of 2-4 working days! So if you are in love with me you’re gonna have to grow up and tell me to my face you coward(s) x
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The amount of people accusing Sam Smith of being “the next Jimmy Saville” etc is fucking insane 🤯 slandering them for the worst possible crimes and for what reasoning, making an OTT video, being gay and also being heavier than most other pop stars? Madness
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