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just spent $10 on an uber to go fuck this dude and he came in ten seconds....do i steal his weed pen and leave?
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chicago tornado like okay either kill me or shut the fuck up
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hey fellas, being proud to have your girl when she gets attention from other ppl is MUCH cooler than being angry and making her feel bad ☺️
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hey, part of growing up is learning to apologize when you’re wrong, and sometimes even having to apologize when u don’t think ur wrong just bc u hurt the other person. swallow that pride and show some fucking compassion, bitch.
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this blew up...he paid for the uber AND i snatched the pen. hot girl summer is coming to a close. follow me on Instagram- @ prettyspit
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hey don't date boys who won't eat you out and especially don't date boys who won't kiss you after you put their dick in your mouth 😊😊😊😊
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i just wanna take a second to say that i am in a healthy, trustworthy and honest relationship for the first time in my life and it is really unexplainable how much i love my partner. i never imagined i was capable of feeling this way until now. 💖💐🌷🌺❤️
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hey!! this lame fucker robbed my house at 8:53pm last Friday, spread this shit like the plague and find out who he is!!!!
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hot take: not every shitty person is abusive or problematic. learn the difference and use those terms accordingly. thank u in advance.
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fave this tweet if a dude lied about something stupid u wouldn't be mad about but then u found out he lied about it so then u got mad
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not “fuck cops” as in “fuck bad cops”
“fuck cops” as in FUCK EVERY COP
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HERES THE THING: I know we have all been conditioned to not give a fuck about anything/each other....but I call bullshit. Let’s fucking care. Please, protect your loved ones. Love thy neighbor. Have fun. Give kisses. Please.
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spending your teen years being absolutely tormented for being “ugly” makes being called “conventionally attractive” at 23 extremely difficult to grasp and i kinda wanna crawl into a ditch somewhere
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it took me a lot of heartache to fully understand the kind of love i want to receive/give. do NOT let anyone make you feel bad for loving differently.
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my body: ur pmsing which is causing your face to break out so pls work out and drink sum water :)
me: potato soft taco?
my body: no, fresh veggies and fruit and maybe a glass of water?
me: fritos :) burrito :) no :) cheese :) sub :) potatoes :) for :) meat :)
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call me gay as fuck but i think it's SO cute when people talk about their cutie online and take pics and are proud to show off their s/o
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YOU ALWAYS SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES AND THERE'S ALWAYS WHISKEY ON YOUR BREATH BUT YOU'RE THE BEST THAT I CAN DO AND NOW I THINK I LOVE YOU
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when will i find a nice boy who wants to buy me breakfast but also spit in my face during sex
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feeling very feminine lately. gender is weird and i don’t want one!
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also tonight a man is paying me a couple hundred dollars to spit on him and laugh about it...momma i made it!!! 🤪
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proud of this body for waiting til i got outside of my uber to projectile vomit edamame and frozen margaritas
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anybody else have a hard time drinking alcohol unless they’re going to get very drunk?
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choking! during! sex! should! not! be! painful! please! know! what! you're! doing! thanks!
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half jokingly asked my uber driver if he “needed anything” when he stopped at dunkin for me, and he goes “actually ya can you get me a coffee?” like shit i truly admire your ability to ask for the things you want dude hell yea i’ll get you a coffee
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if you’re a grown ass adult and your house is always dirty, grow up. ain’t you ever learn how to do the dishes or wipe your countertops?
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i came home after the show tonight to smoke weed and watch greys. look out 2020, here i cum 😚😚
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this is how i look at the security cameras at t*rget when i’m stealing a $17 candle in self checkout
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thankful every day that my mom didn’t let me get my “we’ll all drown unless we cut ties to the anchor” tattoo on my arm when i was 16
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all i really miss about being in a relationship is pushing my booty against a boner in the morning
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$10 beers at riot fest really make me wish i had a vodka tampon in my asshole right about now
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❤️ happy women’s day to all women except for the ones i don’t like ❤️
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buying this baby with my compensation check from slippery slope :’)
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obv will post so many selfie’s when it’s healed up. but this before and after... wow.
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@bloodbathhhhhh
my first real boyfriend ever screamed at me inches away from my face because i didn’t want to play trivia questions on a long drive
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IT’S 2018 AND YA’LL STILL USING THE WORD RETARD AS AN INSULT? CANNOT FUCKING RELATE TO U LOSERS
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talking about death with the five year old i nanny and i said “i don’t know what happens when we die, do you?” and she goes “nope i won’t know anything because my eyes will be closed”
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remember when u would edit pics to make everything black n white except for like...ur eyes
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feeling very much like i wanna pack up and move to canada before i’m forced to work for a commander and his barren wife where i’ll be used as a uterus forever
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just swallowed my first ever dose of antidepressant. i am nervous yet hopeful and not ashamed, the mind is a terrible thing to waste 💛
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hmmmm am I over reacting or is this a completely normal reaction to what I am feeling???? a memoir
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i can’t believe i actually won pitchfork tickets i have never won anything in my life !!!!!
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i’m such a fucking sucker for pure, unconditional love. if you got that shit don’t let it go for anything.
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uber driver said “not very talkative tonight i guess” like no shit george i have entire bag of tacos in my lap and lipstick smeared across my chin
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why do dudes just assume that ladies have confidence issues? i said i was "having anxiety" and he said "aw relax ur awesome and beautiful"
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just said “ope scuse me” to a plastic bag drifting down the sidewalk...i’m tired
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i wanna be one of those girls that sips wine casually over dinner but i only ever want to take five shots in a row and makeout with somebody
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only going off bc no girl deserves to be w a guy who patrols her every move but also lies straight to her face and also cums in five minutes
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the boy i'm on a date with just said black lives matter protesters hate white people and now i'm waiting for an uber outside
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i told my weed guy not to call me sweetheart and now he won't sell to me anymore lmaoooo what the fuck
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yeah being a stay at home mom would be cool if instead of human children they were dogs
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SO A DUDE I WAS SEEING A MONTH AGO INVITED ME TO A PARTY TONIGHT N I SHOWED UP N THIS HIS GIRLFRIEND SHOWED UP AKA HE WAS TRYNA PLAY US BOTH
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i have a date to drink wine and do puzzles at my apartment tonight so naturally as a virgo i have been up since 9am scrubbing my baseboards incase she inspects them
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i just said “congratulations” in a very passive aggressive and argumentative text and it HIT EM WITH THE CONFETTI LMAOOO
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if you are in a relationship that hurts more than not, and you think that’s the best you can do, it isn’t. you are deserving of honest lovin and it will come your way if you let it.
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@meatlesspizza
MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT TRY AND PLAY A WOMAN WHO CARES FOR OTHER WOMEN BC ILL STEAL UR GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE HER MY BFF
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WE JUST ADOPTED A BABYGIRL AND NAMED HER ZEPPELIN. SHE LIKES TO SNUGGLE AND CHASE LEAVES.
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can i just say.. if you’re posting/making these elaborate stories to justify abortion….shut the fuck up. no one should have to be assaulted to have access to safe abortions. it doesn’t need a fucking backstory, it doesn’t need trauma. “but what if” fucking nothing.
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listen drinking n doin drugs is fun and all but you mfs gonna be ugly as fuck in ten years so maybe slow down drink some water eat a carrot
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you guys. it’s over. my lip is fixed. i cannot stop crying. this is the most cathartic experience of my entire life.
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makes me sad that even when i am 100% transparent in telling my sum1 exactly what i need and desire out of our relationship, they will still manipulate me until our relationship is the exact one i said i wouldn’t let myself get into.
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if u can’t eat a whole sleeve of ritz in one sitting ur a pussy
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i am dating that hottest man i’ve ever seen and it’s fucking sick
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tweeting this from my car just before walking into my new job 1 like = 1 good luck aj 🫶🏼
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i have a consult for scar revision surgery in two weeks :’) can’t imagine what it will be like to not have a reminder of the worst night of my life right on my face :’)
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