Writing this must feel so good if you’ve been a closeted nazi and can now be an out-and-out goose-stepping agent of evil

Recession indicator fits

Leather jacket and vintage trouser combo never misses

RT @sadderlizards: i’m lowkey a man of constant sorrow

Same with your sub

Drinking coffee until I get scared

Will help friends move as long as they have a reflective surface I can admire myself in

Woke boat has pronouns

For the love of god, please screen Die Hard 2 at the White House so Trump can learn what an air traffic controller does

I would tell them “get your money up” but they vote for politicians that don’t support raising their wages so….

@VautismSpeaks Sometimes yeah. In my experience, the non-loopwheeled versions sit a little more comfortably. I’ve always been a big whitesville t-shirt fan. (The lesser-known tee worn on The Bear)

Y’all know Gucci’s first name was Guccio? Guccio Gucci Guccio Giovanbattista Giacinto Dario Gucci

Every picture I see of the “New Right” reminds me of this

Your future wife is on this app but unfortunately so is current Hitler

Bro I’m trying

Matt explain why working class American taxpayers have to pay anything at all when billionaires could easily foot the bill without any issue.

@poeticdweller Not just a farmer. A farmer in the movie Interstellar.