Using "hahaha" doesn't accurately reflect exactly how funny you find something.
I suggest a Final Fatasy magic system style based on intensity:
Hahaha
Hahahara
Hahahaga
Hahahaja
So, I need to tell you about something that happened in London. Please don't laugh
I dropped a pound when I was going through a turnstyle on the underground. I bent down to pick it up and the doors closed on my head and trapped me there until the girl behind me swiped through ๐
Congrats to the amazing Tom Hugues for winning the Open Catagory at Golden Demon.
I sit next to Tom at work and it's been an absolute pleasure watching this masterwork progress.
"A vintage 1990's Ultramarine army? Oh dear, Mr Bond, it will take more than an appreciation of the classics to save you now, I think."
#Warhammer40k
#Warmongers
So, I need to tell you about something that happened in London. Please don't laugh
I dropped a pound when I was going through a turnstyle on the underground. I bent down to pick it up and the doors closed on my head and trapped me there until the girl behind me swiped through ๐
Don't forget to pop into your local Warhammer store to pick up the free mini. This month, it's a Space Marine I worked on as part of the Warhammer Design Team
Hey there new followers ๐
As a quick catch up here are a few of the projects I've had the privilege and honour to have worked on as part of the Warhammer Design Team over the last... wow, nearly 19 years now!
Very proud to reveal that Jes Goodwin and I have designed the brand new Adeptus Mechanicus Archaopter.
Come to the mini design stand at 40k Oped Day to have a look and a chat.
#40kOpenDay
The fact you can walk into a huge supermarket in the UK and buy an officially licensed 40k tshirt blows my tiny fragile mind!
We've come a LONG way baby.
Happy LEVIATHAN day everyone!
#Leviathan
#New40k
I'm very proud to announce that as part of the Warhammer Design team I worked on the Ballistus Dreadnought!
I hope you enjoy playing with and painting them, please send me all your pics! ๐ฅณ
People praised God of War for it's realistic depiction of a father/son relationship. Yet at no point did Atreus put his trousers on backwards and then take a single bite out of every apple in the fruit bowl.
The Adepta Sororitas Exorcist is now available!
I put my heart and soul into this design, I can't wait to see what you hobbyists do with it.
Please send me pics of your finished ones!
This tech is redundant. If I wanted to replay every bad memory I've ever had in crystal clarity I would simply lie in bed with the intention of going to sleep.
Checkmate Elon.
Elon: โIn the future you will be able to save and replay memories. You could basically store your memories as a backup and restore the memories. You could potentially download them into a new body or into a robot body."
I am delighted to finally be able to show off the new Chaos Knight and Repulsor Tank that I worked on. Come over to the Warhammer Studio area to have a look!
#WarhammerFest2019
Pretty unbeatable Mother's day this year.
My mum recently got the all clear from a year long battle with cancer so I surprised her by delivering my sister from Australia who she hasn't seen in 3 years (due to covid restrictions)!
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I'm very proud to reveal the new 'Easy To Build" Redemptor Dreadnought!
๐น12 parts
๐นNo glue required
๐นPoseable arms and hips
๐นFully build the model in only 3 minutes!
Come and see me at
#40kopenday
to have a look/play.
Unfortunately Dexter became too sick and so we had to make the heartbreaking decision to put him down today.
He was the kindest and happiest dog I have ever met and I feel lucky for the years I have spent with him.
Rest in peace little buddy.
Ah, my government school meal food parcel just arrived:
1 tin of beans
Quarter of a tortilla
5 x spaghetts
A cube of rice
lollipop
A swab of butter
1 Broccoli
1 Sprout kebab
Cling filmed mince
A d4 (the worst dice)
A playing card smeared with jam
A 2nd Edition 40k Gretchin
Reminder:
I'm going to be at the New Year Open Day on Saturday showing off the Archaeopter and the Sisters of Battle Tanks I designed.
Happy New Year, I hope to see you there!
Love that Ariana Grande has released a song about the Dwarf lords tricked by Sauron disguised as Annatar (the most trusted servant ofย Morgothย before and during theย First Age).
The verse about Celebrimborย giving the Ring toย Durin IIIย before the Downfall ofย Eregion is very moving
I found out today that my miniature schnauzer Dexter has got inoperable cancer. Unfortunately he doesn't have long left ๐ He's the bestest boy ever โค