This is the basis of my philosophy.

Eddie Jones looks like a crafty Mama-san who isn't going to honour your agreement

When is the menswear guy being deported? He's a known illegal immigrant, time for @ICEgov to show some hustle. Let him snipe from behind a block from his homeland

The Japanese Dracula also known as Dracura

RT @UnderSneege: British institutions have an increasingly small window to reform themselves before calls to tear the whole thing down star…

The 'Show additional replies, including those that may contain offensive content' button has stopped working and it is RUINING my X experience

The tragedy of InevitableWest is brand new. As an extremely online youth coming of age in the era of mass third world internet adoption he's been socialised into an Indian scammer.

RT @ZimCricketv: Fifty on debut! 🔥 A dream start to Test cricket for Nick Welch 👏 #ZIMvIRE #VisitZimbabwe 📝 https…

RT @Paracelsus1092: I'm pleased to announce that my third book of essays - Demon Bats & Cocaine Mummies - is now available to buy, in paper…

@AnaboliclyJelqd @molmutius That’s what happens when you only do hip thrusts

RT @ZimCricketv: Ireland have lost four early wickets - 21/4 after 7 overs (Paul Stirling 1*, Lorcan Tucker 0*) #ZIMvIRE #VisitZimbabwe…

RT @nekoronogatari: @captivedreamer7 shorting undocumented futures

@helpfulfella Thought this might be more your anthem tbh

@mercianyomper Shout out JMJ & Ritchie, Great Yarmouth in full effect

@helpfulfella No that was actually me, say hello next time

@GuidoFawkes As a Reform voter I think Kemi needs to stay on as Conservative leader, preferably forever or at least 20 or 30 years

@Anglokinist Britain recriminalised it too, after a brief experiment of making it a class c drug 2004 - 09

RT @JRFBoy: @Aiannucci Armando please watch ‘The Death of Stalin’. It’s about a bunch of people navigating the dying days of a discredited…

RT @mercianyomper: Trump turning the sluice off on American NGOs meaning that Katwala’s gay little think tank goes pop is the banter outcom…

When the AI craze dies in a year or two I hope we can all finally put that line about spergs being immune to marketing and propaganda away forever