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This is the basis of my philosophy.
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@MavenPolitic
Was going to say a very large % of prostitutes in Britain advertise "no Indians" but that's probably covered by poor hygiene.
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The most deprived place in the UK is Jaywick Sands in Essex. It's 97% White British. There was a murder in 2021 and one in 2009. If knife crime is a "poverty" issue it would be the stabbiest place in the country.
@mikecmorgan
@akalamusic
Another thing If KC is a “black” issue why aren’t black kids in Chelsea, Hampstead or affluent areas stabbing each other, they’re not bc they’re not in poverty or lacking opportunity! But coincidentally they are still more likely to be stop & searched!🤷🏻♂️
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@TheBadoe
@Paracelsus1092
There was an episode of BBC's Natural World from 2012 called 'Living with Baboons' that captured a battle between two bands of Hamadryas Baboons
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Mohamed Ismail, one of the first Somalis to live here, committed one of Britain's first mass murder attacks against strangers in 1960. He was deported to Somalia and died there doing what he loved: running around shooting people.
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Shocked and disappointed to learn that the chubby women who make up some 70% of the police in Britain aren’t much good at protecting the public.
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Today's news about the corrupt British Airways clerk is a good excuse to look at one aspect of fraud in Britain's failing immigration system: the civil service
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Without fail every immigrant group in Britain now has their own fairy story about how it was in fact THEY who built Britain, a country that was of no significance until Luigi and Bianca came over as cheap labour 70 odd years ago.
Both my parents came over from Italy in the mid 50’s to work in Nardinis and Castletons in Largs. Can you imagine what these seaside towns and cities would look like if they hadn't? But hey, now it's thanks, but you can all f
#ck
off now. Pathetic!!
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Never paid the license fee and never will. If I could find some way to steal cash from the BBC I would do it without hesitating
BBC's Clive Myrie in an interview with the Radio Times:
"I think the BBC wants to reflect the British audience. And that’s to be applauded because it means you get a wider constituency of people buying into these shows.
If nothing else, that is vital for the BBC, because
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Didn't realise there were so many NERDS on the internet
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When the Bobby Fischer documentary Bobby Fischer Against the World came out I took a Pakistani girl to the cinema to see it. She really perked up when he entered his anti-semitic phase.
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Stuck on the train with Communities all shouting gibberish into their phones. Another Community watching a Bollywood movie on tablet. Feel my Community Relations becoming strained, need the nudge unit to Heal This Community quick.
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You might have seen another version of this going around shared by a foreigner. In that version the opening seconds are cut off - where you can clearly see the foreigners start it and then get battered by young patriots who jump off the bus
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@suprememercian
Their greatest movie director is a Welsh nerd from the Valleys who moved there to marry his internet sweetheart in his 30s and instantly rocketed to the top of their film industry
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Britain's university system is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of the nation, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like fake students from the third world who dream of working for Deliveroo
Fabulous. Policy that makes it less attractive for foreign students to come - foreign student who are a financial net positive to universities.
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@mortonjen
@UniversityLeeds
Dear Jen, I am Prince Oluwa Oluwai of Nigeria. I'm a diligent student who was deposed by the traitor General Godwin Abbe. I wish to study at your uni but my bank account was frozen by my enemies. Please transfer 10,000 USD to my account and I will reward you with 10,000,000 USD.
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Go ahead, ban X. I'd love to see how Paul Mason deals with building his profile on Facebook while 100,000 Bully XL Enjoyers threaten him under their real names
HMG needs to enact the full Online Safety Act now, no more consultations. They should call the two (!) execs of UK Twitter in to explain why their CEO is personally boosting hate speech, incitement and disinformation - and pull the plug on the service unless this stops. 1/
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@MoJGovUK
Could you give us a list of the 500 murderers you've released? Just so we know who to watch out for.
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@sundersays
That's really interesting. Does India allow British citizens to vote in their elections?
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In 2012 a Roma gypsy won a court case that recognised Big Issue selling as a job and entitled her to all the benefits that go with it - housing benefit, child benefit, tax credits, council tax relief, etc. etc. That's why gypsy gangs now control the Big Issue selling everywhere.
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In 1849 they built a train line straight through Conwy Castle, exactly the kind of cool Anglofuturism that has been impossible for decades.
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@EvanPlatinum
CounterPunch write really angry essays about Indonesia where they just stick in all the lines they want to use for every third world country but can't because it would be counter revolutionary
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@truckstopjuche
The true conservative family values of Mexican uncles molesting their nieces the night before their quinceañera
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Tate is brown, his audience is brown. All the panic about boys in school watching Tate is another way of talking about ethnics without naming the problem
Europe is done.
Western Europe is 0% European anywhere.
White girls get raped and murdered by migrants every day and the news won’t show it.
They hide the death of your kids or everyone will understand the mess they’ve made.
Eastern Europe is only a few years behind.
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Some of the riot videos have more retweets than there are prison places in Britain. Is this ghoul planning to empty out the entire prison population? The
#TwoTierKeir
regime must go.
'We do have dedicated police officers who are scouring social media to look for this material, and then follow up with arrests.'
The director of public prosecutions of England and Wales warns that sharing online material of riots could be an offence
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@Telegraph
Crossing Aberdeen off the very small list of cities where you can earn a London salary
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So good to finally get some representation at the Olympics. It really helps marginalised communities like my own form a positive send of identity and belonging. Thank you, IOC.
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@LudditeHacker
It's the ultimate striver profession, status obsession is part of that package. I hate them btw
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As a Zimbabwean citizen on holiday to visit my illiterate wife who works for your NHS I was very happy to find out I am able to vote in your Great British elections. I chose the one with the African name. I love democracy.
#GeneralElection2024
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@BBCNews
Other news outlets are running with a picture of the convicted pensioner-beater. Why have you chosen not to?
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As the people who remember the INA and how the Sikhs behaved in Singapore die off a new, dumber myth begins to attach itself to the Turbanators
Why are fucking sikhs the soundest fucking people ever. I’ve never met a bad one. Fucking love em. They’re Sikh.
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This is Papuan tribesman Owa Dai. He rushed to the scene of the Gaelscoil Choláiste Mhuir stabbings but got stuck in traffic and was a bit late but there was still time for him to do a cheerful dance that lifted the spirits of the police and paramedics on the scene.
This is Filipino nurse Leo Villamayor, who rushed to give CPR to one of the child victims of last Thursday’s stabbings in Dublin
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They say this and yet when I celebrated election to the Parish Council with a hearty DEUS VULT I was condemned in the local press
Straight up unashamed Islamophobia from
@GoodwinMJ
here. This is no different to if a CofE deacon was elected as a councillor and thanked God in their victory speech.
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Insider corruption at the Border Agency is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to immigration fraud in Britain. We have fake immigration lawyers, fake colleges to sponsor visas, and businesses ranging from Deliveroo to Turkish barbers to employ border jumpers while they're here
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This foreign man is explicitly calling for the Army to slaughter ordinary British patriots who are defending the white community against rapists and child killers. It's difficult to see how he can ever come back from rhetoric as insane as this.
How much worse does it have to get before the army is sent in
@Keir_Starmer
? The Police clearly do not have a handle on this situation.
This pogrom against Muslims and People of Colour is going to cost lives unless these far-right thugs are stopped.
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I’ve been asleep for a few years. Any idea what the Yang Gang are up to now? Those guys had great political instincts.
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India’s most recent outbreak of bubonic plague was in 1994
Indian hygiene has always been better than Europeans.
Medieval European hygiene system looks distasteful. There was a plague called the black death spread across Europe.
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"3rd Battallion, King's Own Bumwipers, reporting for duty - sir!"
Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory national service
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India's only ever Olympic track medallist, a British man named Norman Pritchard who won silver in the 200m and 200m hurdles in the 1900 Paris games
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Wow that's really interesting. And what was their lifestyle like when they were adults like in say the 1980s?
People might laugh but they have no idea how Baby Boomers grew up in the 1950s & just how austere society & the economy was. No takeaway food, no casual restaurants, no foreign holidays, no disposable clothes or consumer goods, no borrowing to consume. Total culture clash.
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Warning not to fire off your best posts all at once. Geordies are famously good at evading the law. This could be a long manhunt so keep something in the tank for later
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@actionFdn
Why would anyone give money to a charity that supported the convicted sex offender who threw a caustic substance in the faces of a woman and her children, one only 3? It's time that "charities" like you and your donors faced criminal culpability for your actions
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“Professor” Jonathan Portes being escorted out of a sixth form in 2019 after he was discovered shamelessly trying to use his adult height of 5’1” to pass himself off as a student so he could do some noncing.
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Despite the fact that this is ridiculously wrong analysis, if it were true so what? Hard to be more of a British “failson” than getting transported into penal servitude and yet Australia is one of the best countries in the world.
I shouldn't engage with this sort of content but a periodic reminder that the Rhodesian "elite" was entirely comprised of the British Empire's failsons and the economy never diversified beyond rare mineral exports.
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@russian_cosmist
Every single surname of all 16 of my great-great grandparents is on there, I am the real America
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Just broke into Tesco and SMASHED their entire stock of NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE!! Hey ANT & DEC, FUCK YOU!!!!
#ImACeleb
I've hated you both since you were PJ & Duncan
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Blacks and browns are extremely ignorant and incurious, so every time they encounter something from history it feels like secret hidden knowledge. "How come nobody ever talk about X?" We do, often, but when your cultural horizon is Jordans + drill you'll miss it.
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@_rubberbaron
@TonyDowson5
The same Bulgarian is listed on Companies House as owning 3 Turkish barbers, 2 vape shops and a fortified Bulgarian supermarket with an 8-channel CCTV system in my small town of X thousand people
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@Howlingmutant0
Sex like a normal person, just me and a couple hundred other normal people, cool normal person shit
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Watch with the sound off and you can see
#TwoTierKeir
is absolutely terrified
🚨 BREAKING: Prime Minister Keir Starmer's full address to the nation about the riots on Britain's streets
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@Ship_happenns
@NickBuckleyMBE
@AmandeepBhogal
If you're going to pretend to be British you'll have to improve your English, Sukhmandeep.
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@hardtimeshere11
@LaoCaiLarry1
If you’re a single professional man and you do move to a small town somewhere your dating prospects become the morbidly obese, criminally insane or legally retarded
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You won't find Peter McLaughlin's 'Easy Meat' in the twee banned books section at your local book shop. It came out in 2016 so we've had 7 years of new trials since. Read it if you want to understand the grooming gang scandal and you have very strong stomach.
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@SolBrah
@taddyfife
Once went on a company trip to Iceland and the one black guy with us committed a crime
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Please God let the Nigerians take their government’s advice
Nigeria is the second country to warn of Nigerians travelling to UK
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This guy is a genius: the first comedian to use how blacks really behave since Buster Keaton
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@CityBureaucrat
They translated the hieroglyphics from the Roswell crash and it was the chemical formula of rohypnol.
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Corrupt officials help illegal immigrants enter the country, and they also help them find work - sometimes with the Border Agency itself! A 2022 police investigation into a corrupt gang of officials in Dover revealed that one of them was himself an illegal immigrant
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@DAaronovitch
David I won't go into details but I've come into a large supply of genuine premium pleather Sergio Georgini biker jackets. I've got Rick Owens on the phone right now, he wants them, but I thought I'd run it by you first as I know you're a man of taste who appreciates a bargain.
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@Nadine_Writes
@WordOnTheCurbUK
Just the young ones? The old and the middle aged ones should also get going, don't want them to feel left out
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As early as 2006 there were signs that what was then called the Immigration & Nationality Directorate had a culture of corruption. In 2006 roughly 1 in every 20 staff at the IND had been investigated for corruption and several rebrands later of the problem is much worse
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That the official flags included in the unicode emoji standard is lacking the Oranje, Blanje, Blou makes the internet essentially unusable. I will be submitting this revision and several others to the Unicode Technical Committee.
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In 2018 the police uncovered a gang inside the Home Office lead by Shamsu Iqbal who made something in the region of £6 million from their visa fraud operation. Unlike Shoyeju the BBC didn't report on the largest case of immigration corruption in Britain at that date
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This video really shows how much more violence small groups of Brits are capable of than the brown hordes are when they do their little riots.
BREAKING
RIOT POLICE FORCED TO RETREAT IN SUNDERLAND RIGHT NOW
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This is Samuel Shoyeju, a Nigerian who was granted ILR after a questionable marriage. Of course, that can't stop you working for the Border Agency. In 2011 he was convicted of corruption, allowing an unknown number of illegal immigrants to enter the country
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Morning X, hope you're all having a lovely Sunday. Had a little lie in on my business trip to Rotherham. Feels like another scorcher of a weekend must be 35 degrees in my hotel room.
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@JRFBoy
A lot of people who are dissatisfied move abroad and when things don't go as they expect they start badmouthing the place they've moved to. There are just more doing it here because more people move here.
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Weedheads deserve harsh punishment not only for smoking their stupid plant but for being so incredibly boring.
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I like to think I'm well versed in stories of British state dysfunction, but this story is incredible. Britain was a world leader in fibre optic broadband until the government decided to strangle the industry in the cradle for bizarre ideological reasons.
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British Jews are terrified that the natives will start a pogrom against them but are also happy to keep publicly repeating this blood libel. Which gets printed in the Times. Something's not adding up.
‘The likes of Matthew Goodwin may believe they have our backs…We are a minority community. Liberalism & multiculturalism are the necessary facts of our existence.’ This is spot on from Hugo Rifkind. British Jews should beware of illiberal allies.
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I once saw a jelly wrestling tournament at a garden party. Because there were no weight classes all that happened were the pretty, thin girls were eliminated in the first round leaving the hogs to go at it. I can still see it in my nightmares.
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The Royal Navy sank so many Spanish ships that the Museo Naval in Madrid is today one of the world's best collections of well preserved artefacts salvaged from Spanish wrecks
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Tfw that face when if you don't do exactly what I say I'm going to shit absolutely everywhere
This has been escalated to the execs office. I'll update the tweet when a response has been given.
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When you try to sound wordly but you also think there are Khoisan in America
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Welcome to Apollo House, next door to JLB Credit from Peep Show. It's the HQ of UK Visas & Immigration and it's right in the middle of Croydon. Since 1981 as the White British share of Croydon has shrunk from 88% to 48% Apollo House has become more & more corrupt
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Interesting that someone named Matvey Boguslavskiy thinks there's a Anglo-futurism that includes him. Interesting but also obviously wrong.
Might make some people mad but 'Anglo-futurism' has a huge problem.
The ethno-nationalist aftertaste it leaves is totally incompatible with the economic realities of the UK. London (60%+ non-anglo) is the only real economy. Britain must embrace cosmopolitanism for its future.
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@EBaronCartoons
@thetimes
You're even less talented than that guy who used to draw David Cameron as a condom. Congratulations I guess.
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A common refrain in these cases is that we don't know how many people were given false identities or had their documents altered by corrupt officials. This month Leeds Crown Court heard the case of a Pakistani fraudster who'd been living under a fake ID from Shamsu Iqbal
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Why would you draw this and not include India in the exclusion zone?
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@AbsoluteMeasure
Just one more inspirational Stormzy video bruv I swear bruv this time it’ll be really catchy the tune will convince man to stop shanking you gotta give this another chance fam
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All this is embarrassing for the Border Agency, so they set up the Joint Anti Corruption Intelligence Team (JACIT). But the NAO's 2023 report into insider threat at found failures in employee screening, monitoring, and that JACIT has been obstructed by poor data sharing
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Most disturbing fact I’ve ever learned is that there are white men who slept with aborigines
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@shaunybisback
The Indian National Army in WW2 was almost entirely Sikh so you're spouting total rubbish about how they "have and always will be standing shoulder to shoulder with us"
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@_davidhansard
Get yourself one of these and show it to the next editor who wants to publish you because they're about to get covered in shit
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This isn’t because Indians are tatepilled. It’s because when Indians think they’re the underdog they are fawning and obsequious. But as soon as they think they have the upper hand they become the obnoxious spastic tyrants. They actually deserve more hate than they’re getting
Indians have had a large diaspora for decades especially in Britain + empire , so why has it suddenly gone sour? Seems to be the spoilt brash materialism of younger generations. If they were all like apu in the Simpsons instead of tatepilled creeps we would not have got to this
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@JRFBoy
Unable to remember the country before 2004, which is weird because in many other respects they believe it’s still the 90s
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What *BLM burns cities* happened to *J6 boomers in Guantanamo* the *2020 election brazenly stolen* British?
@DouglasKMurray
@benshapiro
As an American who lived in Britain for 10 years, I'm left wondering:
why did the once-proud, once-indominable British people become so gutless & spineless in the face of barbarism?
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