crybaby
@edcatedguess
Followers
1,938
Following
971
Media
1,751
Statuses
9,674
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#LetEnhypenRest
• 95503 Tweets
Karime
• 76887 Tweets
ESPN
• 76180 Tweets
Dinamarca
• 54343 Tweets
#طالبينك_ابوخالد_موليرو
• 48649 Tweets
Adrián Marcelo
• 46342 Tweets
Giulia
• 37459 Tweets
Gomita
• 35278 Tweets
#LaCasaDeLosFamososMex
• 26698 Tweets
Q33 U STEAL MY HEART
• 24896 Tweets
DirecTV
• 22530 Tweets
Phillies
• 21742 Tweets
PROTECT BINI AT ALL COST
• 21638 Tweets
Roxanne
• 19372 Tweets
Hudson
• 18819 Tweets
MIX師
• 18044 Tweets
Braves
• 16936 Tweets
WALK THE LINE
• 16277 Tweets
解雇規制緩和
• 14111 Tweets
Trojans
• 13006 Tweets
Brian Kelly
• 12972 Tweets
Angelica
• 12304 Tweets
Lacy
• 11549 Tweets
Iñigo
• 10874 Tweets
通学時間
• 10189 Tweets
I just read a grown man a story over the phone so he could fall asleep
21
36
1K
men used to throw pebbles at your window for attention and now they just send you pics like this over dm
3
52
902
I’m vegan but I would try a piece of E.T. if he was cooked properly
2
49
656
oh sorry can’t hangout Im busy being annoying online to a small platform of strangers
0
56
246
Oh sure when Kim & Kanye wear sweats in their Christmas card they’re “trendy” and “cool” but when I do it I’m “depressed” and an “embarrassment to the family”
1
22
217
referring to the guy who made prolonged eye contact with me at the grocery store as “my ex”
1
7
134
lady at the bank looks at me and says “holidays can be rough huh?”
2
0
99
I thrifted what is quite possibly the cutest yet ugliest sweater of all time
7
0
90
SOOOOO my bf of two years ACCIDENTALLY sent me a screenshot of his camera roll and I saw this in there :)) it’s not me . FUCK this guy and everything I ever did for him
0
6
94
every guy wants you to stay the night until they see you sleep upside down hanging from the ceiling like a bat 🙄
1
14
88
if anyone needs me I will be stranded in a snow bank for the next 4-6 weeks
2
0
85
had to get glasses for work so naturally I got the most obnoxious pair I could find
4
1
74
I would trust most of you to perform minimally invasive surgery on me
5
5
75
my hairstyle is just commitment free, hassle free, $0 down, full refund curtain bangs
2
0
71
I’m sorry I told your insurance company you had sleep apnea when I was angry
2
5
67
u aren’t somebody on twitter until Krispy Memes boi has followed and unfollowed you at least 8 times
2
5
69
why do I always gotta look like someone’s recently divorced mother
1
0
59
if you’ve ever liked one of my tweets then YOU might be entitled to financial compensation
0
10
61
i actually think this album ruined and saved my life at the same time
0
8
62
babe you’ve hardly touched your twitter today is everything ok?
0
6
56
pls never let me tell u anything I’m dressed like a tube sock that lost its match in dryer
3
0
52
me realizing my self worth
0
7
58
first date idea: we play checkers in the back of a 1970’s station wagon
2
0
60
took this absolutely terrifying pic today while trying to see the length of my skirt from the back
4
0
54
getting high and rubbing your eyes is like the final step in the simulation
1
4
56
Say whatcha want about Onlyfans but I just moved into my dream house at 21 🥰
0
4
54