The rest of the interview will be centaur questions.

@inthefade So we’re doing this again huh?

@amadcartoonist @JayJurden I hella programmed my vcr to record this one. Instant classic.

@inthefade @graduatinglife Oh dang I haven’t thought about The Good Life in years this is going to be my whole next couple of days thank you

@vinylrabbit You got the name right AND you spelled it the right way good work you get to stay up late and have extra screen time tonight.

@vinylrabbit I’m your parents now you’re doing great I’m very proud of you.

@inthefade This song was hot as hell the year I was a bouncer at a college dive bar so I’ve heard it approximately 900,000 times and if I’m being totally 100% honest it still fucking whips hard.

@IanKarmel It’s just like… Bourdain spent the bulk of his career writing about and filming his life and chronicling his travels and whatnot do we really NEED a biopic version? What story is it going to tell that he didn’t already tell us himself?

I missed the #SFGiants 2014 World Series reunion pregame festivities did they mention how I bravely staggered home from The Hemlock after nearly breaking my toe kicking a car that almost hit me and also I had nachos?

Farhan Zaidi is a weird pick for Harris’s VP but ok I guess.

“See if it were me I would’ve run a little bit faster and passed that guy.” - Me, watching the Olympics and eating a BLT

Baseball is neat.

@linguangst With my level of boxing expertise I’m extremely qualified to hold your spit bucket am I on the team?

@inthefade Charmed life Happy life like I got a happy wife There ain’t no strife With blessings I’m rife

@TylerW13 Man if I saw that happen to someone else I would have to come out of the game. I almost had to lie down after seeing the video on twitter.

@Carl_TheHuman That’s why he’s so universally beloved by the fanbase.

The Nick Ahmed revenge game is the most predictable thing to happen in baseball ever.

@Every6thDay @GrantBrisbee Pass!

Giants lose 4 of 5 out of the All Star Break. Me: It’s over this team ain’t it. Sell. Giants beat the Dodgers once. Me: TEAM OF DESTINY! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! BUY BUY BUY!!!

Birdsong’s outing for the Giants was hands down the most important thing to happen today. So captivating I didn’t pay attention to anything else. Now to take a big sip of this beverage and check the news…