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So I went for this interview, on getting to the venue of the interview, I sat down waiting to be attended to. Some minutes later, I was called inside so as to be interviewed.
I got into the room, and was asked to provide my CV, which I did
My 3 years old relationship ended💔, when my mum sent my girlfriend a message on Facebook describing her friend asking if she knew her, and told her we are upstairs in my room sleeping
I'm definitely getting my son two(2) extra lesson teacher's.
One(1) to make him understand what he has been taught in school very well and extra so he will be ahead, while the
Second (2) to teach him to Fear Women, just Fear Women that's all
And I will pay the second more 🤧
"Until he asked you to marry him, go on every date with other guys"
This statement shows almost every girl don't marry for love, they just marry who is ready.
This is a very wrong period to be called uncle 😂😂😂.
Visited my sister's house, and all of my niece's started shouting uncle black welcome and dancing,
I quickly told them, I'm not that old ooo, just call me Black 😭😭😭😂
Price of biscuits na your mate😂
Men dey see shege😭😂
“On International women's day:”
Hampers, different surprises plus gifts, tech programs, events, live sessions for women.
On International men's day:
“Men need to know it's okay to cry.”🤡
I want to wake up one Sunday morning, and tell my daddy that I am leaving home so he should pray for me.
But the Sapa outside is telling me not to try it, that I'm not Darey🙆😭😂.
Make I no go they call home to send foodstuffs 😭🤣
Nobody send men for this life Las Las🥲.
The other day some group of girls drank fearless and said a guy shouldn’t give a girl 10k cos it’s too small 😂
And everyone was saying money that I will give my mom and she will pray for me
Notorious world rivals that have captured the attention of people due to their conflicts, rivalries, and the impact they had on history, culture, or specific industries.
See who made the list: CR7 & Messi🤩
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You will almost run mad staying with your parents after NYSC
My dad legitly told me is it not my mate that are changing the world and making billions😏
Out of annoyance, I replied with is dangote and otedola not your mate🙆
I'm actually tweeting this from my hospital bed now😭
If she visit you at home for the first time, and you ask her to Cook
And she gives excuse like I am not your house girl, I'm a visitor.
Done fall for it King, she don't know how to cook.
Many of them are hiding under the "I'm not your house girl" but can't cook sh*t🤧
😂😂
I farted inside a tight bus😂 in this Lagos traffic 😂.
But I will never understand the kind of swear this people are pouring out 😭😭 like I am the cause of Nigeria problem 🙆.
Na mess I mess I no kill person 😂😂😭
Me: Baby hope you slept well?
Her: not really, cramps didn't allow me
Me: I just sent 5 million to your account, you don't deserve to go through that stress. Sending flowers and chocolate to the house also, I love you baby😍
Imagination wan finish my destiny 😭😭
That moment when you send your younger siblings money,
Then 2hrs later you view their WhatsApp status
And you be like no no, this can't be the 2k I sent this girl/boy🙆
So she/he get money pass me 😂😂
My ex called to say it's over between us💔, then I ask why? What Happened? And she said
She asked God to give her a sign. And God literally showed her the next day! 🤣🤣🤣 She won't ask for that shirt again, like babe saw my shirt with some other girl
The rest is history🤣😭💔
And when you pray today, pray for emotional Independence. If you're going to rely on other people to make you happy, your happiness will happen according to their timetable. Be responsible for your own happiness. People are going through a lot.. relying on them is a big NO.
It used to be men coming from abroad to naija to marry our beautiful ladies and go back 🤧
But now reverse is the case, women now come back from abroad to naija marry husband, then go back 😂.
It's cold outside 🚶🚶🚶
Everyone will come online to cap how hard working they are making you feel like you not trying.
But forget to mention the part where their Rich Dad, uncle, aunty, sugar daddy/mummy been a huge part of the success story.
Las Las everybody dey lie on sho sho Media 😏