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@ebony__xxx
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11 years
" @J4CKMULL : Do girls shave or wax their pubes?" if you're a girl and wax your vagina I salute you
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@ebony__xxx
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4 years
Not going to be able to wear this dress on holiday next year cause quarantine has caused me to trip over my tits. Need a sugar daddy/paypig to fund surgery 🤣
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
Trey songz // na na is up there at the minute
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
9 years
Peak fucking times 😂😂
@BradleyCox_
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9 years
Nice tattoos guys ❤️❤️ @SamReece @Stephdavis77
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@ebony__xxx
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6 years
Can't wait to have a 3way at the airport with my favourite people ❤ @emiliexyz @_CloHickmanxox
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@ebony__xxx
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1 year
@skiddlehelp @sadiec04 @loosefest What a joke, the event was 3 weeks ago, cancelled at the last minute and still not a sniff of people’s hard earned money refunded back to their own pockets
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@ebony__xxx
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4 years
Don't ever fucking ask me why I 'only did hairdressing' ever again when we've had to be mentioned in parliament because divvys everywhere deem us essential. Not so fucking thick now am I now you desperately want a trim 🙃🙃🙃
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@ebony__xxx
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4 years
Controversially cry laughing at Mary imitating a Korean woman #gogglebox
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@ebony__xxx
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8 years
Think my dad's new girlfriend found the 4lb I lost this week and ate it 🤔
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@ebony__xxx
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8 years
New love of my life 😍😍😍 @MarcKinchen
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@ebony__xxx
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8 years
100% I managed to do an extra 5 mins on the bike earlier because I drove past my dad and his new pet whale/girlfriend
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
I need to know if Mary lou and cody from hells kitchen fucked ok
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
Hate getting my bank statement, it's like HSBC's way of saying 'this is how you're shit with money you silly bitch.'
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@ebony__xxx
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9 years
So I left school 3 years ago today. Wtf
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
" @CuntsWatching : Since when did Pizza Hut start selling bell ends? http://t.co/jlBhQzEx7X" omfg help
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Why am i laughing so much
@dxyle
Molly Doyle ❀✿
4 years
Dunno why my driving instructor feels the need to say shit like “with bay parking you should leave about 6 inches either side .. measure out 6 inches for me. That’s 6 inches? Surely you’ve had a fella before, you must know what 6 inches is?” naaahhhh bro, call me a prude but🤮🤮
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Gone from being in a shit ton of debt to being a few months off having enough money to buy a house.. feeling maself 💃
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
6 years
I still know every word to bedrock??? 13 year old me was clearly a hoe
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@ebony__xxx
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4 years
They really are living their best fucking lives whilst us migraine sufferers got their share of headaches 🙃🙃🙃
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
Finally binned my leaving day shirt. Hated most of the fuckers anyway so my conscience is clear :-)
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@ebony__xxx
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9 years
Fuck off am I spending £16.35 to watch jumpers for goalposts, I've put enough fucking money into ed Sheeran. Fuming
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
Why the fuck is Kirsty ready this early yet whenever she's out with me nahhh
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
What age do you get to where you stop freaking out when someone the same age as you is pregnant? Asking for a friend, obviously
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
I don't wanna go out on Thursday but £1 jaegerbombs and 2 for £5 cocktails want me to
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
@kellyallen1996 @kirstyallen7 well this is what I thought seeing as I basically am the party
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
Imagine the first night out with the girls when this is over ffs
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
No money until june. Do they have a curvy girl section on only fans? It's time
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@ebony__xxx
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8 years
I said I was going food shopping and gym today. I've ordered dominos instead.
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
@niallmccaughan
Niall McCaughan
4 years
When pubs reopen again on April 12 please consider visiting a local boozer and supporting them rather than going to a Wetherspoons. They don’t need your money nor do they deserve it. Local pubs meanwhile have really struggled. Just a thought!
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
Just bought some new gym/running clothes for motivation, @kirstyallen7 will be proud
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
I AM GETTING A CAR
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
Before everyone harps on, my snapchat was sarcastic and you can only see the top of my boobs which is no less than a standard night out
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
Cant wait to have a house and a dog and go on family walks (with the dog, not brats)
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
bought an extra large pick and mix for £2. Wilkos mate, I love you.
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
9 years
Kirsty's Christmas present @kirstyallen7 http://t.co/Q22uenFK5w
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Can you believe @melissadizzyday took my tiktok virginity
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@ebony__xxx
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5 years
Melissas gonna have to hold my hair back, I'm gonna have to 'escort' kirsty out (standard) and Kelly's just gonna give us 'the look'
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
Sorry but I think getting the pizza man to write 'will you be my girlfriend or is this too cheesy' on the box is so cute. 10/10 would bang
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Trying to buy my boyfriend birthday presents is so difficult when I am in fact, a gift
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
Will probably watch Harry Potter back to back for 1 quarantined day, now to plan the other 13
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
7 years
I feel nothing but anxiety over this video
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
3 years
Not ready to return to the reality of me quitting my job and then fucking off on holiday 🙃🙃🙃
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
Been sick 3 times. I dont want to wakd up
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
9 years
Going through Kirsty's profile pictures and realised how many I'm cropped out of, cunt
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
8 years
Do you think Melissa's finished work for 2 and a half weeks today?
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
Why do I have Facebook again? http://t.co/Scm0GiXVld
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
8 years
My first experience of bar 15 is that perhaps you have to be on acid to fully appreciate it
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
got angry and googled 'why cant I insure a fucking car' and its just brought up loads of young drivers insurance
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
In the sort of mood where I kind of wanna get white girl wasted
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
9 years
@CharlotteALea babe I've seen your indirect tweets to them before, it's about time someone pulled you up on it. Not at school anymore 🙋🏼
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
@traydominic
Tray
4 years
i miss being drunk and eating my mcdonald’s with my eyes closed
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@ebony__xxx
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1 year
@loosefest @skiddlehelp a week later and still no news on refunds??
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
LETS GO
@primevideouk
Prime Video UK & IE
4 years
Is it too early to start watching these?
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
12 years
Re doing my 16th guys, you're all invited and I want 16th cards xxxxx
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Once again employed workers have more security than us self employed but bet I'll still be expected to pay my fucking tax bill by 31st Jan with absolutely piss all income so guess what? Had to dip into my tax savings. DICKHEADS MATE
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
I don't get how people in relationships go on so many 'breaks'
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
Lost adam to FIFA :(
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@ebony__xxx
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11 years
jesus christ why did no one kill me before I laid eggs http://t.co/hRncl0aFbc
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@ebony__xxx
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8 years
Bought all my holiday clothes in a size down
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
You know you've been friends with someone for a long time when you call their auntie auntie
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@ebony__xxx
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5 years
@Kids_kubed
kids_kubed 🇨🇦
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My husband pissed me off today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrow There is nothing special about tomorrow But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
A chilled koppaberg would go down a treat
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@ebony__xxx
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11 years
messaged a tattooist, cant believe how close my 18th is now. can almost smell it
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
Melissa gets herself in shit with all her indirects. Wouldnt change her though
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
just drove to the Chinese for prawn crackers, not even 1 bit sorry
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@ebony__xxx
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9 years
Wish I'd recorded the twins shitting themselves when I revved my car last night, deffo you've been framed
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
" @Year11Bants : Dear people with 100 second snapchat stories http://t.co/BeNWrTPTx2" @melissadizzyday lmaooo
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
" @Drrake : When that beat drops in the club.... http://t.co/2PZT012JQO" I will never not watch this lmao
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
Finished tiger king, now what
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
12 years
" @kirstyallen7 : Think I've torn part of my vastus intermedius part of my quadriceps off my femur I'm in that much pain" same
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
9 years
FIRST DATES IS BACK YASSSS
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
9 years
@Herbs1996
herbs 🇾🇪
9 years
A girl could take 2+ hours to get ready but if you don't have your shoes on by the time she's ready you're the problem
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@ebony__xxx
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11 years
Snap chatting @kirstyallen7 while at a family meal is proving to be difficult
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
Wish Adam would stop making shite tiktoks because people know I'm with him
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
Bitch I'm back
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
10 years
" @LoveLucyBea : @ebony__xxx Check out my custom sizing swimsuits!" I don't need a custom size I'm just chubby thank you
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
Lmfao just gone on my snapchat and I sent everyone a video of me sitting on the toilet singing sitting on the toilet. Im hilare
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
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@ebony__xxx
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10 years
@melissadizzyday @kellyallen1996 @kirstyallen7 @Adboss92 @RyAnStoco I don't even get this, I don't even really eat yoghurt
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Might finally give in and fake tan to make myself feel better
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Hoping for a more productive day than yesterday's crying every 3 mins
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
12 years
does a rinsee fancy paying for my piano lessons? no? ok :(
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
4 years
Planning a more productive 48 hours in front rather than the 48 behind me where I've done 40 levels on fortnite. Lockdown is not very becoming of me and I have a sore thumb
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
@kirstyallen7 @melissadizzyday I only ended up doing half of one and kirsty you are now dead to me
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
Youre such a bad influence on Jodie @meganhowe_
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
5 years
Am basically gonna start snorting protein powder cause I don't understand how to pack more in my diet
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@ebony__xxx
ebony
11 years
@kirstyallen7 I even caught that one
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