Not going to be able to wear this dress on holiday next year cause quarantine has caused me to trip over my tits. Need a sugar daddy/paypig to fund surgery 🤣
@skiddlehelp
@sadiec04
@loosefest
What a joke, the event was 3 weeks ago, cancelled at the last minute and still not a sniff of people’s hard earned money refunded back to their own pockets
Don't ever fucking ask me why I 'only did hairdressing' ever again when we've had to be mentioned in parliament because divvys everywhere deem us essential. Not so fucking thick now am I now you desperately want a trim 🙃🙃🙃
Dunno why my driving instructor feels the need to say shit like “with bay parking you should leave about 6 inches either side .. measure out 6 inches for me. That’s 6 inches? Surely you’ve had a fella before, you must know what 6 inches is?” naaahhhh bro, call me a prude but🤮🤮
When pubs reopen again on April 12 please consider visiting a local boozer and supporting them rather than going to a Wetherspoons. They don’t need your money nor do they deserve it. Local pubs meanwhile have really struggled. Just a thought!
Once again employed workers have more security than us self employed but bet I'll still be expected to pay my fucking tax bill by 31st Jan with absolutely piss all income so guess what? Had to dip into my tax savings. DICKHEADS MATE
My husband pissed me off today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrow
There is nothing special about tomorrow
But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over
Planning a more productive 48 hours in front rather than the 48 behind me where I've done 40 levels on fortnite. Lockdown is not very becoming of me and I have a sore thumb