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Surpassed one more rapist. My GOATTTT!!
LIONEL MESSI IS NOW THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FOOTBALLER IN HISTORY
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"City approached me as well, but I told Barcelona, I'll only leave for a club with atleast 1 UCL in their cabinet, so I joined Aston villa"
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Mbappe is a hypocrite. He bends over for his gf, but not Messi.
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Mogged the ballon d'or winner at 37. My goat!
🇦🇷🔵 Lionel Messi (Inter Miami, 2024)
🇧🇷🟢 Vinícius Júnior (Real Madrid, 2024/25)
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We didn't do any of those signings because Messi did alone , what 3 of them could do combined.
Man I’m honestly just relieved we moved on from Messi. I can’t even describe this joy I feel. If we had him, we wouldn’t have made any of these signings because of his filthy salary.
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I have been watching la liga for 13 years and I wasn't aware of this. Tells you a lot about the PR of la liga. If it was in EPL, they would have milked the fck out of it.
Real Betis fans threw thousands of stuffed toys onto the pitch at half-time yesterday 🧸
It's an annual tradition to make sure disadvantaged children don't go without a gift at Christmas ❤️🎁
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Serious question. What does Ronaldo have over Cavani right now?
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No matter who they sign. I sleep well at night knowing that there would always be a random lanky autistic-looking kid from La Masia dunking on their superstars.
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I wonder what was the heartrate of Ronaldo at this moment
Cristiano Ronaldo's heart rate was tracked during yesterday's game. Surprisingly, it was at its lowest when he stepped up for Portugal's first penalty in the shootout 😮💨
Talk about composure 🥶️🇵🇹
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Pedri and Gavi tag-teaming on Kroos, at the biggest stage of football, before they even hit puberty.
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For the French people who are whistling Messi.
F*ck it, here’s the full match of when Lionel Messi was crowned the undisputed 🐐
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Van dijk, Top 10 cb of all time, has lost 2 UCL finals.
Pique, hasn't lost 1, he has played in 4 finals.
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Till this day we are surprised, why would you take a bus tour for winning Copa del Rey.
🚨🎖| Real Madrid are surprised by the way Barcelona celebrated the win on Sunday. They respect them and understand why they hadn't won a El Clasico match for 3 years but they think it was excessive because there is still a 12 point gap.
@MelchorRuizCope
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Laporta sacked koeman like font said he would.
Laporta will appoint Xavi like font said he would.
Font said he had a plan, laporta hugged messi mannequin.
Font was declared as a fraud and laporta as a saviour.
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Atletico is like man City in la liga. Madrid and barca fans don't care if they win the league cus it means the other too hasn't won it as well.
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Madrid fans trolling Xavi by comparing him to zidane. Wasn't zidane sacked, not once but twice?.
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I have zero shame in admitting that Iam a grown man scared to see messi press conference today. I can't bear to see him cry man.
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You may have 13 UCL or self entitled "football royalty" tag, but you will never have the "Mes que un club" essence of Barca.
Even in our trenches, a player like Lewandowski is willing to come, despite the wage cut.
Whereas even a UCL final & Liga trophy is not enough for you
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Liverpool replaced Salah/Mane with Luis Diaz.
Barca replaced Suarez/Messi, with Braithwaite and Adama.
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It's his 10th classico and Kroos is yet to have a memorable moment.
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Reporter: "Do you fear Lewandowski,Kimmich,Muller?"
Araujo: "I fear no man, if you breath oxygen, then I don't fear you, it's game on!!"
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Ronaldo's fanboys, who wished Madrid defeat today, just so they could tell everyone that Madrid missed Ronaldo. Hold that!!!!
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Madrid account trying to deny Haaland-Barca rumours.
City fanbase on strings cus we got their golden boy despite playing in europa.
Ladies and gentlemen. We again getting on their nerves. We are back up!
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Casual asian racism strikes again sigh.
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FINALLY! I'll get to listen this messi chant whenever he'll score a goal. Dem oldfarts at camp nou didn't know how to hype our goat man.
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This club made me watch 60+ yr old men talk about finances, in Spanish, on YouTube, at 1:30 a.m.
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Giving heads:
Ronaldo 1
Messi 0
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Rooney, Di Maria, Benzema, Carvajal. Praising messi, the moment ronaldo is not their teammate anymore.
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Cavani comes with a lot less ego and 10x the work rate. But ig twitter likes from ahmed7 and rakeshronaldo was priority.
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Rivarly/Banter aside,
Never heard of him having a cocky personality, nor does he create drama on & off the field— A good role model for young players.
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He is a 10 but doesn't deserve it.
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Ronaldo fc is making fun Messi Pre-assists hype!!
While all this time,they have been hyping Ronaldo's jump???!!
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15 PSG ultras & 2 Twitter fan accounts can stick to their boos & whistles, when we have a whole country chanting our name.
The scenes in Argentina outside a restaurant where Messi was having dinner at 🇦🇷
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That awkward pose, small feets, unhygienic essence, bullied past, no hoes and autistic smile gives me a hope, this kid would be a winger at Barca one day.
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Kept his head down, did what the coached asked for, scored countless crucial goals, pressed and ran like a demon for the team, ladies and gentlemen the epitome of true teamplayer.
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Dry lips, gulping saliva, red eyes, shoulders shaking, reverse jinxing, living in denial all these symptoms were found in CR7 fans that day.
Covid had a vaccine but CR7 fans had none that day.
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The funny thing is, the people who are accusing him of cheating idolize a player, who gave hush money to women in return of her dropping the Rape charges.
Messi in Disney with Antonela and his kids yesterday. 📸 👨👩👦👦
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and........ ITS FULL TIME!!!, MEXICO'S DREAM LIVES ON AND THE ARGENTINIANS ARE IN DISBELIEF, MESSI IS IN TEARS AS HIS LAST WORLD CUP ENDS.
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65mil for Raphinha
100mil for Tchouaméni
Neymar the only player in the world, who has been terrorizing teams off the pitch than on it.
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Saw him getting GOAT shoutout at the age of 23, then saw him lose 4 finals and getting cheated by his boyhood club members, and then saw him lift the W.C. What a journey we all have lived with him.
Now my only wish is to see a player, with whom I can enjoy this journey again
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🔴 2014: Lost the World Cup final
🔴 2015: Lost the Copa America final
🔴 2016: Lost the Copa America final
✅ 2021: Copa America
✅ 2022: Finalissima
✅ 2022: World Cup
✅ 2024: Copa America
What. A. Comeback.
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For more than a decade, we have seen Ramos/Pepe/casemiro getting away from countless fouls.
For the first time they are tasting their own medicine and can't stop crying. Love to see it.
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Those last three lines Federer!! You don't know what have you done yourself.
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All we needed was a good defense and mentality. And we were 2 more UCL's but yeah it's Messi's salary fault.
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Only thing ronaldo gonna lead in this attack is big chances miss stats.
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We don't want him d*ead, we just want him benched, man!. What's wrong with y'all?
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All I see is someone who is getting his ass whooped by uncles and is throwing hands like a kid.
Beef una.
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Man we can never compete with them, they kicked out 3 forwards in one transfer window.
Whereas our true culers were like "we cannot replace Busquets 🥺"
🚨 BREAKING: Karim Benzema LEAVES Real Madrid. Official statement confirms club and player decision.
#Benzema
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Who needs a trophy? We have gavi,pedri and Fati. Our future is safe.
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Pep Barcelona?
Valverde Barcelona took a dump on Zidane madrid on every occasion.
Another forced rivalry by Madrid account.
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I could write on lengths about how he was mistreated by barca board amd some sections of fans too. But what's the point? Look how happy he is, thats all matters to me. Onto the greater things.
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Let's buy ronaldo on low wages, use him as a marketing tool to let our viewership grow among halaforzaggmu fans—But bench him for a player like fati/Ferran which would ruin his legacy further.
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You don't care?
For A guy who constantly kept on playing with players much below his level, tolerating corrupt president like Barto and played Under average coaches like koeman for years.
What a way to show respect.
I don’t care about Messi as long as he’s at PSG. I know this is something many people disagree, but I won’t change my mind.
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You won't get it, man.
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It might be rigged after all, how can you justify, that defender of the tournament a 20yr old, got spun by 35yr old messi.
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Let's be honest, he deserves the 10, give fati 11 or 7. Doesn't matter really!
8️⃣| Pedri will wear the number '8' shirt from next season onwards.
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Good morning to Messi fans only, what a beautiful way to begin your day. We living gucci!
MESSI MESSI MESSI chants at Ronaldo 's home ground @ Al-Nassr. 😳😳💛🧡
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Took me 12 hrs to draw this. Though twitter might take a look at it.
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"But but it's just the stinky indians who wants messi back at this club "
- Fati avi's
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It's not new inventions in the game, or rolling subs rule or new tournaments, which football needs right now. It's the new superstar / hero which we are lacking.
No one is there to make another country cheer for you like Messi does. Football is lacking stardom.
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Islam 2 - Christianity 0
Germany's team photo with a message before their match against Japan.
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Haaland has never played in a world cup but has same number of KO goals as Ronaldo.
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Happy birthday MJ. Thank you for letting us get an insight on the greatest sports documentary of all time.
#MichaelJordan
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Auba,abde,Adama,dejong, Memphis, Braithwaite & ferran for rest of the season.
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I jumped as high as Lebron James after this goal, Sevilla were truly messi's bitch.
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Both Ronaldo & Mourinho who are narcissist & self obsessed piece of shit, are gonna play in Europa.
Whereas, Mama's boy Pep & Messi kept their head down, and won there respective league titles.
Kids! Choose your idol carefully.
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Manchester United are single-handedly keeping Laliga teams relevant in European competition for the past 5 years.
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You are an incel.
Let me guess it happened in Asia… Yet we are told “All races are equal”.
As much as we might hate to say it, Europe and America are simply just much more advanced civilisations.
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Tears man, Mbappe saw he would be deployed next to bhojpuri neymar and brazilian ajantha Mendis. So decided it's better to play next to 34yr old autistic false 9 instead.
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With Messi as my hype man, I could crack UPSC.
🎥 Lionel Messi’s speech before the Copa America final against Brazil (with English subtitles)
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Eric Garcia didn't put one step wrong in his whole 90 mins btw. ONE STEP!!
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And, Messi has 3 ballon d'ors without Alba.
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Dhoni and Sachin fans piping up? Your player can only dream of this.
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