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Ed Malyon
14 days
My new favourite tweet
I feel my intellect is a bit too much for some people on this app, that they have to resort to insults. Perhaps you would rather me to tweet “ratio” that some of your inarticulate miles could comprehend better. You people need to pick up a book.
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Great stuff: France press officer says only questions in French to avoid Spanish media asking Griezmann about transfers. Spanish journalist uses google translate app to ask question, French press officer loses it....
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Esport3
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⚽ Quan el teu francès no és prou bo per fer una pregunta, i fas ús del traductor automàtic del mòbil:
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6 years
No permanent option in Kovacic deal, so Chelsea are just developing players for Real Madrid while Loftus-Cheek and co sit on the sidelines 🙃
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4 years
Coronavirus: Captain Tom Moore to be knighted after raising £33m for NHS
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6 years
Since Cristiano Ronaldo's move to Juventus is making this nonsense resurface again, here's an explanation of how players do not actually repay their transfer fees in shirt sales
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Ed Malyon
3 years
Sunday Times just lobbing this on the front page as if it’s nothing
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Neil Henderson
3 years
SUNDAY TIMES: Forced to mourn alone, the Queen bids Philip goodbye #TomorrowsPapersToday
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Arsenal binned one of the best talent evaluators in Europe because they had a director of football who knows a few agents
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2 years
I have no dog in this fight but... it's just offside isn't it?
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The Athletic | Football
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A through ball to offside Marcus Rashford is left for Bruno Fernandes to fire Manchester United level. 🎥 @btsportfootball
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1 year
It’s very Premier League that instead of trying to replicate the most successful recruiting model in the league by investing heavily in data, teams won’t change a thing and will just try to buy from Brighton. Teach a man to fish etc
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Ed Malyon
2 years
Gareth Southgate driving a Ferrari at 15mph here
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2 years
What’s the argument for Pickford over Pope beyond Southgate’s loyalty?
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Ed Malyon
9 months
Football matches are now just a backdrop for us to watch some refereeing
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BREAKING: Government misses 100k coronavirus test target for eighth day running
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3 years
Russia don’t have quite the same… energy they had in 2018
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4 years
Jaw-dropping stance from Sunderland
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Ed Malyon
3 years
Chelsea got rid of a continental tactician and threw in a club legend halfway through the year to win the Champions League in 2012. This year they just reversed it
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Ed Malyon
4 years
It doesn’t matter what you’re known for
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Ed Malyon
3 years
When Florentino Perez talks about the financial situation in spanish football is he talking about the small clubs having no money (his fault) or his own club having no money (also his fault)?
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Messi and Argentina's 'Golden Generation' of U20 World Cup winners didn't fail. If anything they overachieved given the situations they've been put in and the worst news? There's no money, no youth system and almost no hope of things getting better
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Ed Malyon
5 years
@DVATW bit disrespectful to your weird, colonial vision of Britannia to not even spell it correctly, isn't it?
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Ed Malyon
4 years
It is now 38 days and seven consecutive defeats since I pointed out that Palace could feasibly qualify for Europe
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Juventus were so desperate to win the Champions League that they helped to obstruct Kathryn Mayorga’s lawyers from serving Cristiano Ronaldo with legal papers. Cristiano spent years preaching ‘calma’ but perhaps - hopefully - this is where karma begins
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Someone put hallucinogenics in my coffee today or they’re really doing this on SSN
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Ed Malyon
2 years
Minute 71: Luke Ayling walks across the centre circle with the severed head of Jean-Philippe Mateta held aloft Referee Darren England waves play on
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Ed Malyon
6 years
I wish politicians were interviewed as rigorously as Carragher is being right now!
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Immensely proud of this fucking genius. The best sports writer on the planet @jonathanliew
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Ed Malyon
6 years
@SenThomTillis you took $4.4m from the NRA #BloodMoney
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Ed Malyon
6 years
“Sampaoli was not the sickness, he was merely a symptom.” Argnetina’a latest failure is the result of decades of corruption and mismanagement, papered over by Messi but now likely to be exposed to the world Long read:
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Ed Malyon
3 years
Well at least we know who would have finished bottom of the Super League
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Cristiano Ronaldo vs Diego Godín Luis Suarez vs Pepe That'll be fun
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Ed Malyon
6 years
I love the people who get to games really early, just take their seat and have a think. The escape from real life
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Ed Malyon
4 years
Got a puppy today 🥰
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Ed Malyon
4 years
Blitzer and Harris need to sell their stake in Crystal Palace
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Ed Malyon
2 years
Commend Brighton for their stance here. Have been very clear all summer it’s £50m or no deal. Player signed a 5-year contract, can’t have it both ways. The incredulity of big clubs when poorer sides don’t roll over is quite something
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Andy Naylor
2 years
Marc Cucurella latest with @polballus for @TheAthleticUK #BHAFC #MCFC Transfer request first reported by @FabrizioRomano .
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Last day at The Independent today after a brilliant few years. I’d mainly like to thank the team for making it all so enjoyable, for working so hard and achieving so much. Thanks to all freelance and occasional contributors too. Next stop is America but more on that another time
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Ed Malyon
6 years
The Copa Libertadores final between River Plate and Boca Juniors will be one of the greatest ties in football history and I won't hear otherwise. Here's why
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Ed Malyon
3 years
So much to get into in our PL fan survey @TheAthleticUK
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Ed Malyon
6 years
One of the most satisfying five-a-side wins is beating a side that is miles, miles fitter than you
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Ed Malyon
5 years
As Danny Rose says racism makes him want to turn his back on football, a reminder that FIFA disbanded their anti-racism task force in 2016 because it had “completely fulfilled” its mission
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Ed Malyon
1 year
5-1 today. Two comeback wins. A reminder that most of the people whining when Palace got rid of Vieira were not people who actually watched Palace games.
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Ed Malyon
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Maybe didn't come across on TV cameras but Sterling made so many runs last night that deserved more but never got the pass. England were conservative in possession and took few risks (as they've been coached) but RS looked more like making things happen off-ball than anyone else
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Ed Malyon
6 years
This took two days to write but it is a story of weeks, years and decades. The mess of the last few weeks, the preceding circus years and four decades of corruption and mismanagement How did Argentina end up like this and why is the future so bleak?
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Ed Malyon
5 months
Message loud and clear from Reading supporters trust 😆
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Response to latest #EFL punishment against #ReadingFC . Yes, we are being sarcastic.
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Ed Malyon
2 years
Chris Richards has been a huge bright spot for Palace this week. First two PL starts absolutely superb #cpfc
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Ed Malyon
1 year
Just my opinion but that’s the end of Vieira for me. Mad after last season, though the signs were there (set pieces), but despite his bravado as a player he’s coached Palace into a soft team with no spine. He doesn’t learn or adapt. Fired the only coach who stood up to him. Soft.
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Ed Malyon
5 years
A yellow vest causing trouble in Paris? That'll never catch on
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Ed Malyon
3 months
Wharton should at least be considered for the Euros if Mainoo is in the picture?
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Ed Malyon
4 years
Anthony Taylor’s random decision generator
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Ed Malyon
4 years
humanless Barca vs Napoli on a Saturday night with fake crowd noise is how I imagine the European Super League will eventually feel
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Ed Malyon
6 years
I can't imagine you'll read a better piece on Serena Williams - and the umpire incident - than this
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Ed Malyon
1 year
Some... professional news: after 4 great years at @TheAthletic I am leaving to build some new things of my own in football and beyond. This has been the best time of my life and much of that is because I’ve learnt so much building this great company and @TheAthleticFC
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Pitching wedge from Banega
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Love these - if team's shirts were based on their club badge
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Ed Malyon
2 years
Barca get a cash injection so they can b̶a̶l̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶k̶s̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶p̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶e̶d̶ spend 40m on a 35yo striker
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FC Barcelona
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El FC Barcelona y Sixth Street llegan a un acuerdo para la adquisición de un 10% de los derechos de televisión del Club de LaLiga 🔗 Todos los detalles:
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Different people at Man United like Wan-Bissaka and Trippier, but Meunier has emerged as a cut-price option that would be easy to do. One thing for sure - new right-backs incoming this summer #mufc
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Man City are going to smash up League Two in a couple of years 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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6 years
Piers Morgan "ran out of time" to ask Trump about Russia (the issue that will likely end his presidency) but did have time to give him last year's Arsenal shirt that he's had under the pillow for 8 months
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Ed Malyon
6 years
David De Gea to sign a new, long-term deal at Manchester United. Real Madrid's window for signing him appears to have long closed
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6 years
He's got good players to work with but Tite has made this Brazil side into a very good team. For me they're big, big favourites for the whole thing
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My piece from Samara on Brazil. For all the juvenile pantomime, Neymar's actual play showed a growth that reflected his team, as they get you between a rock and hard pace. Best defence in the competition?
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Ed Malyon
3 months
BHA record since De Zerbi made his unsubtle suggestion he might leave Brighton for a bigger job: L D L D L L
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Ed Malyon
2 years
Just love watching Palace these days. Great talent, likeable young players, flowing football, results might be mixed but the product is as fun as I can remember it being in my lifetime
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Ed Malyon
3 years
The PL don't realise they're messing with the combined might of South London *and* Botafogo #cpfc
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Ed Malyon
3 years
The football is so, so much better this year but the amount of stupid shit Palace have done, especially late in games, is mindblowing
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Ed Malyon
6 years
There's a certain level of rich where you stop caring about anything. I think Lewis Hamilton is definitely there now
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6 years
Henrik Larsson one of the most interesting footballers of his generation, and that comes across in this interview
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Ed Malyon
3 years
I really don’t think they should be showing his wife on TV 😕
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Ed Malyon
6 years
I’m a big stadium geek and I’ve wanted to come to this one since I was a kid. Delighted San Siro ✅
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Ed Malyon
6 years
The coverage in Spain would be hilarious, and dare I say somewhat different, had Barcelona hired the Spain coach two days before the World Cup rather than Real Madrid
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Ed Malyon
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Closest challengers to Man City’s dominance next year are pretty obvious if Palace were to simply keep this squad together
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Never meet your heroes. Definitely don't read their tweets on politics
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2 years
Is there something wrong with the camera angle? Feel like I’m watching from space
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Ed Malyon
4 years
I’ve never seen a team get their own manager wrong before
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Ed Malyon
4 years
Apple really fixed the night mode
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Ed Malyon
4 years
Not to overstate things but if Nagelsmann goes to Bayern it would be the worst thing in football history
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Ed Malyon
3 years
You know you’ve got a really competitive tournament format when we are subbing keepers in the 89th minute
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Every Argentina attack appears to be Messi galloping up the spine of the field with the ball, getting caught by two defenders just before the box, passing it wide, someone runs into blind alley, ball gets cleared.... and repeat.
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Ed Malyon
5 months
Great win. Lots we won’t know for a while but it feels like Franca is going to be a big part of the Glasner era. Delighted for Chris Richards too
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Kalidou Koulibaly's brother has taken charge of the defender's affairs after he parted with his agent. Senegal defender seeking a big move this summer. MUFC watching closely. Story by @trlkershaw
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6 years
Something smells funny about Leroy Sane's omission from the Germany squad
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Woah
@GFFN
Get French Football News
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Breaking | 22-year-old French forward Jean-Kévin Augustin has decided to join Leeds United on loan with an option to buy, according to L'Équipe. More follows.
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Ed Malyon
4 years
The hole that Barca are digging for themselves after Messi's retirement is getting so deep
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Football Leaks latest - Sergio Ramos broke anti-doping rules twice: 1) testing positive (later absolved by Uefa for 'administrative error) for dexamethasone 2) obstructing an anti-doping test
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Ed Malyon
6 years
I think he's probably the best sports broadcaster in any sport right now. Has changed what viewers expect from an analyst
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6 years
Sacchi tells a story about watching Napoli play Cagliari when the phone rang. It was Guardiola. "He said 'How good are Napoli? What a show they're putting on'." @JamesHorncastle on what Sarri might bring to Chelsea #cfc
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Ed Malyon
3 years
Well at least we'll always have Florentino Perez's interview last night. Every bit of deranged commentary and half-truth goes into the museum
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Ed Malyon
7 years
Juan Mata will be joining Donald Trump and other world leaders at the World Economic Forum in Davos
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Ed Malyon
4 years
How is ice hockey less popular than baseball?
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Ed Malyon
2 years
At the last World Cup, Jude Bellingham hadn’t even made his debut for Birmingham Under-23s 😮‍💨
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Ed Malyon
6 years
A new contract works for Zaha, who is paid for how he plays - like a superstar - and can become one of his boyhood club's greatest-ever players. It works for Palace because they keep an absurdly talented homegrown player, the face of the club Thoughts:
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Ed Malyon
5 years
Zaha not training this morning is not particularly surprising, but I understand he wasn't really in plans for the opener anyway after returning so late from AFCON and holidays. Really, really hard to see him leaving today... that's when the fun begins #cpfc
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Ed Malyon
6 years
Wow. Danny Rose about as brutally honest as any footballer I can remember
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Ed Malyon
5 years
It's like England are trying to force Wan-Bissaka into the Zaha route
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