Anthony Blinken (parody)
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Parody account for the Secretary of State in US and Israel
Joined October 2023
@SecBlinken Hey Tony, I’m DM’ing you the password for this account so you can post such parody content from here. I conceded.
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@SecBlinken I think I can close this parody account. The original account is parody enough.
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@SecBlinken Oh shit, I thought my parody account was hacked then realized it is the original one serving as parody.
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@Megatron_ron No worries, there’s a lot of taxpayer money leftover in the US (or we can withdraw from healthcare…etc.).How many tanks do you need to start with?.
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@Megatron_ron Funny the US can do anything except allowing food, fuel, water, and medical supplies to Gaza which Houthis put as a condition to stop their attacks on ships heading to Israel.
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@SecBlinken I’m looking forward to treating my other blind eye so I can stop supporting Israel (much worse than Russia).
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@SecBlinken We must apply the lessons of the Holocaust to “commit a new one” .Sorry for the typo in the original post.
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@JoeBiden “Let's be clear: Donald Trump does not have the authority to take us into war with Iran without Congressional approval.”.Only I do. Period.
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@Elmeksikii تحتفظ بحق الرد والدفاع عن النفس إلى أن يتم احتلال "العاصمة الإدارية الجديدة" احنا متفقين القاهرة معانا من الأول.
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@SecBlinken @IsraeliPM He promised me that he’ll reduce daily civilian casualties to 200 civilians (compared to 250 currently) and I thanked him for exercising restraint, this’s a huge progress.
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@SecBlinken Are you again competing against me for being a parody, or are you switching to parody on weekends?.
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@QudsNen Soldier during investigation: .“If I don’t rape her, someone else will rape her.”.
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@POTUS Palestine’s freedom is on the line. And if we do not stop Netanyahu, it will endanger the freedom of everyone almost everywhere.
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@SecBlinken I’m returning to the region to empower the Israeli government to do more war crimes and increase the rate of civilian casualties as with every previous visit, the intensity of the Israel aggression intensifies.
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@SecBlinken To not get bored, we sometimes support oppressed like in Ukraine. Other times, we support the oppressor like Israel. This also makes us unpredictable when it comes to the next conflict.
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@MauriceHirsch4 When the Europeans murdered 6,000,000 Jews, the world kept quiet, the European Jews responded by massacring Arabs instead of responding to the right perpetrators.
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@StateDeptSpox There should be no *public announcement* about mass displacement of Palestinians from Gaza. Fixed it.
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@SecBlinken Before attacking me in the comments, I said “He dedicated his life to pursuing a dream of a world with more justice, equality, and freedom”.He NOT ME. Also I said “dream” and dreams don’t always become reality.
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@SecBlinken We will not rest until Lockheed Martin $LMT and other defense stocks reach new all time highs, this is such a great opportunity. Note how LMT went up on October 7
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@SecBlinken Before you argue, I meant Sudan because Israel told me they’re not committing war crimes.
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@SecBlinken “If *Netanyahu* is allowed to proceed with impunity, that is going to open a Pandora’s box of aggression around the world.”.Fixed the typo.
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@spectatorindex Blackmailing university presidents. Imagine how blackmailing politicians would be if they went off script?.
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@jakeshieldsajj The thing that most people don’t get is that I’m the Secretary of “State” where State =Israel.
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Wishing Muslims a blessed Ramadan. Looking forward to your votes, and remember that although both Democrats and Republicans are pro-genocide, Republicans won't wish you a blessed Ramadan. See how nice are we Dems?.
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@SecBlinken Hey @elonmusk is there a policy in X to suspend officials’ accounts when they compete with parody accounts?.
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@SecBlinken It’s worth mentioning that this applies only to settlers not IDF soldiers who can definitely keep killing Palestinians.
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@Megatron_ron Waiting for the “antisemitism tantrum”. Criticizing Israel’s barbaric actions is NOT antisemitism. Don’t Israel claim that they have soldiers from all religions?.
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@Elmeksikii مبروك يا صديقي .طول ما انت شاطر وبتسمع كلامنا هيبقى في ولاية خامسة (عشان عارف إن عندك حساسية من رابعة) ومحمود كمان يجي بعد عمر طويل طالما شاطر زي باباه.
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@XDoucoure If they buy weapons from us then definitely yes. If from any other country, then absolutely no.
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@mikepompeo Indeed it’s a disgrace. P.S. I’m referring to the UN vote to reward terrorism with statehood in 1947.
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@aayoub Imagine losing elections to twice impeached former President. Biden will go in history’s …. (suggestions welcome).
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@MiddleEastEye Good, I was about to step inside the room when I saw this but good job for alerting her, otherwise she’d have been immediately fired for trying to be human and that’d be against our code of conduct!.
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@AP We oppose it too but we just give empty words and promises that makes it less embarrassing and avoid headlines.
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@SecBlinken By vulnerable populations here, I don’t mean people in Gaza or Muslims and Arabs in general because for those, only weapons can be delivered.
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@JewishWonk “20,000 Jewish civilians were executed in a ditch outside my birthplace, Bobruisk, Belarus in one day in 1941.”. So we’re taking revenge from Palestinians who have nothing to do with the above statement!.
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@RepBrianMast @IntlCrimCourt It’s literally the other way around:.“US-backed Israel and Israel-controlled US are saying don’t criticize or sanction us. If you do, we will come after you.”.
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@SecBlinken “We will continue to do everything we can to ensure the release of every hostage” other than stopping the war or negotiating a deal because this would mean no more weapons sales which would definitely hit my stocks, sorry the US economy I mean.
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@SecBlinken “Commitment to advancing the establishment of a Palestinian state” with no timeline or anything, just empty words we say it every time the war erupts
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@SecBlinken For folks asking me to do the same for Isrselis, the answer is simple no one needs visa to enter their own country, which is the US.
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@joshruebner @SenSanders I hope Netanyahu doesn’t invade and occupy VT, NM, MA. Both senators from those 3 states voted for the bill.
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@mehdirhasan @POTUS @SecBlinken Thanks for mentioning me. I’m going to have a word with her on how to be a good liar. She could’ve used some empty words like: we remain committed, a clear path should be established…etc. like we’ve been doing for the past 20+ years.
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@HosamYahiaAJ محتاجين توعية كمان للمسلمين العاملين بشركات السلاح بأمريكا زي .Lockheed Martin & Raytheon .للأسف مهندسين مسلمين شغالين في تطوير الطائرات والأسلحة اللي بتقتل إخواتهم في غزة والأدهى إن عدد أكبر بيستثمر فيها بعلم أو دون علم (حسابات المعاشات).
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@SecBlinken Happy Hanukkah to all the people I am proudly serving in my home Israel and the US.
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@SecBlinken Here’s who benefits if Congress passes the Supplemental funding: military industrial complex, investors and shareholders, the 1% wealthy. Here’s who cheers if we fail: the average American and the innocent people around the world.
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@SecBlinken I reiterated that his Kinghood is conditional on making sure that he suppresses any uprising in Jordan and that he can make any Public statements to absorb anger & calm people down as long as the script for such statements is approved by my office.
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@mikepompeo US voters, see this former Republican Secretary of State isn’t any better sorry worse than me.
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@StateDeptSpox Hey jerk, there’s no evidence that Houthis are attacking commercial shipping in the red sea, you should assess the situation in challenging information space and if proved right, you should just talk to them privately, right?. Your answer if Israel was the one who did it, right?.
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@m7mdkurd Let’s show them this video .
“Let’s take a stand against Muslims.”. CNN’s Van Jones made a freudian slip at a Zionist rally today.
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Lol lol. The official page, "U.S. Office of Palestinian Affairs," retweeted my reply to Blinken's original tweet, mistakenly assuming it originated from his authentic account.
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@mdubowitz @JustinTrudeau Imagine what the language behind closed doors would be if this is the public post.
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Lol, again—this time it's a 'like,' not a retweet. The official account of the Secretary's Office of Global Women's Issues liked my reply to Blinken's tweet. Either senior employees in the DoS are quitting and being replaced by junior ones, or there's a rebellion?
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@SecBlinken Hey @elonmusk this US official keeps impersonating my parody account. He’s posting stuff about justice and human rights.
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@SecBlinken Sorry last part was autocomplete from my phone. The correct sentence is “The United States has a vision for a regional approach that delivers lasting security for Israel”.
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@StateDeptSpox Why haven’t you shared the follow up question, coward?.Having left bleeding for 5 hours and shooting whoever comes to rescue is terrorism and war crime. Better to resign than lying and making your family ashamed of you!!!.
My exchange with @StateDeptSpox on Monday about #Gaza . how and when will Israel’s war on Gaza end, and the targeting of Palestinian journalists by the Israeli army.
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@SecBlinken I thanked them for offering me a seat in the war cabinet. I will be working remotely from the US while securing more US taxpayer money on my next trip.
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@SecBlinken To be clear: “This conflict can expand unilaterally by Israel only where they can bomb Lebanon, Syria and any other place they see fit”.
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@SecBlinken @WFP Just visited @WFP , got flashbacks from my tour at Lockheed Martin. Honestly, it's not as lucrative as supplying weapons to Israel. Apologies, but halting the bomb and weapon shipments is a no-go; the US economy might take a hit.
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@SecBlinken Yes, China’s human rights record is pretty bad. See what they did yesterday?.
This isn’t CHINA. 🇨🇳 This is AMERICA. 🇺🇸. Emory Professor, Caroline Fohlin is violently arrested by police at her workplace…. This is Fascism, this is in violation of her 1st Amendment
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@SecBlinken I thanked him for complying with his job duties and assured him that he’ll get another raise very soon as long as he stays dead, sorry silent towards what happens to supposedly his people. Next stop is visiting another loyal employee @AlsisiOfficial .
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@spectatorindex Just to clear any confusion: this is to defend the elites (politicians, defense contractors) against poverty NOT to defend the country.
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@SecBlinken How do we steal taxpayer money or loot other countries ?.- Just say “national security interests” or “strategic interests” while wearing a nice suit and tie and that’ll do it.
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We’re designating letter “H” as terrorist because .Hamas.Hezbollah .Houthis. All start with “H”. I hope this would bring peace to the world.
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@SecBlinken and that it includes more than just food — water, sanitation, medical supplies, and $26B worth weapons *.
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@hayxtt There has been 3X 9/11 in Gaza for 2 months and Congress is interrogating university presidents for chants on campus!.
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@SecBlinken After our successful diplomacy in Ukraine and Israel, we will be eagerly working to achieve the same success with Taiwan, especially after the aid bill just passed. That’s the main reason for my trip.
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@SecBlinken @StateDept To be clear we want to end human trafficking and replace it with thoughtful population trimming like the ongoing campaign in Gaza.
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@orielishamiller This could end tomorrow if Israel released Palestinian hostages, stopped killing, and lift blockade on Gaza.
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@spectatorindex Well, here's another reason for Israel to consider moving to Europe, to be surrounded by fellow happy nations.
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@nypost Yeah it was really bad. Oh sorry wrong image. I’m looking for the right one, do you have it?
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@StateDept @SecBlinken I have to admit that I laughed very hard right after this talk, with Matthew Miller & John Kirby.
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@swilkinsonbc @inesalhaj They just got bored of the taste of Palestinian blood, so wanted to try Israeli blood.
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@spectatorindex So, the US will enter a recession in 18 hours, given the time zone difference.
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@sarahleah1 Whoever shows in the final ballot is pre-approved jerks who have been vetted by the AIPAC, defense contractors, lobbyists and PACs. Don’t get me wrong it’s democracy!!!.
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@mohammed_hijab The IDF might issue an apology: we are sorry we thought they were Palestinians children.
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@SecBlinken To proactively address the question of whether this would include settlers who are U.S. citizens, the answer is no. They will be hired as advisors in the White House.
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