Hey does anyone in Seattle want court documents about the crimes of Austin Bellamy Hicks? I paid a couple cents for them a month or so ago when he popped up in the news and don’t see the need to keep them around the ol download folder anymore. They’re kinda worth a giggle.

@chorio_actis This is the power of the in “in 2005 I was in 5th grade” millennial.

@cruelpractice you’re Gen Alpha1.0 and can’t figure out iCloud. I love that for you.

@cruelpractice @Iongweave How do you manage to be school aged and this technologically illiterate? Dunce.

@CUMS0X woah don’t let’’em get it for free that’s a service in Seattle.

I love my fellow Seattleites but techies move here for work and and barely know anything off their routine and Yuppies are so busy w/ work & recharge they can’t pay attention to anything outside of that. This city has the attention span of a cocomelon bb with a Masters education.

@ScaredChris WOAH WOAH WOAH A REAL READER I SEE.

YOU CAN DO it.

@hannahkrieg You encouraged her! Your shock is performative! Along with social media, and aesthetics! And gender! And words! And everything else too!

@sevensixfive He is on a roll with total obnoxious-ness as of late.

@_EricHu 🫵🏻

@jacobianmxm @Aella_Girl but the current fixation of the west in preserving ethnonational hegemony directly opposes what is an almost certain inevitability, we’re getting in our own way. Life may endure is a claim in response to evolutionary response to adversity but we’re designing our opposition.

@jacobianmxm @Aella_Girl bare. I elect not to, I have friends who do; I care for them deeply and I care for their offspring deeply, I will invest in them. Perhaps that aid will ease their experience in a world of glaring disparity, perhaps it won’t.

@YIMBYLAND Thanks for putting that back up. *ahem* That’s you. You are.

@Aella_Girl valid. I’m with you that we should definitely be doing what we want with our lives right now! I’m personally not going to have kids and I’m very skeptical about the decision to have them, but I know people will and I will distribute my excess to them accordingly, inheritance etc.