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@dykeviolence

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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
i’m fine with making straight women uncomfortable at lesbian bars
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jolene
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Lesbians! I have a suggestion to address this problem you seem to be having: Start making straight women uncomfortable at your bars.
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
do you ever find yourself talking to another queer person and they say something so offputting and bizarre that it makes you come to a startling realization that they exclusively get their queer and political theory off of tiktok and instagram infographics
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
i regret to inform everyone that the lgbt unicorn binder kind of rules
@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
i found a binder at goodwill for like $3 and they should’ve just named it nothing at all bc wtf is this 😭
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
tips for queers: if you can’t tell whether she likes you or not, going “hey i like you and want to go on a date/spend more time with you” works extremely well
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
you ever meet a queer person and learn that they spent goofy amounts of money to get their hair cut into the quintessential queer mullet and go oh. we have vastly different backgrounds and class interests
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
i love running into older lesbians, dude. i went to a tavern to get a snack after my tattoo appointment and there was an absolutely plastered 65 year old dyke who immediately saw me went “WOW! you look GOOD! lemme guess, you want a pomegranate margarita? on me”
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
i’m really lucky i had a series of trans women in my life who sensed that i had some gender going on and went “you wanna try t? you should! it’d be cute! i’ll help you!” bc i spent a lot of time in nonbinary circles who politicized doing nothing. and it rotted my brain, i think
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
we are so cooked... these quotes are BLEAK
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@leala_lakota
leala🇵🇸🪐
8 months
one thing i’ve noticed at protests is white ppl outwardly agitating cops. they flip them off, call them names, etc. don’t get me wrong, screw the cops, but white ppl agitating cops when they’re in a crowd full of brown and black ppl is soooo dangerous and reckless
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
this is how i top btw
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This is why an ant's bite hurts so bad. [📹 zackdfilms]
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
3 months
can some of you white tboys please be more mindful when you talk about your neuroses surrounding testosterone? literally every time t comes up on here i see a tiny white boy being like “ewwww but it’ll make me hairy and stinky, i don’t want to be ugly” and i have a bruh moment
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
sorry but this is still sexless and painfully heterosexual lmao
@taybolted
bread 📖
8 months
and swifties think this is a straight woman ijbol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
the learned helplessness ppl have around diy hrt sometimes is so interesting to me. wdym you’re running around and going “be gay do crimes” and “diy or die” but won’t do some baby crimes to get hormones. 🤨
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
@puppydog_gaming gal pal-ing your unnamed ftm friend in a grindr opener is sooooo 😭
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
4 months
never make a stop for chinese food in centralia washington…. worst mistake of my life
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
3 months
i’m throwing this nuclear bomb into the lesbian twitter discourse and going to bed
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
4 months
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
shouts out to this enby guy i fumbled when i was like 20 and said “wow you’re so gender goals 😍” to. you know what he did? told me i made him uncomfortable, get on t about it, not to talk to people like that, and unmatched my ass. i was like “awhhhhh FUCK” and never did it again
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
4 months
“what if i take testosterone and it makes me less of a lesbian” i became a hotter lesbian on t personally, but i also don’t think you will spontaneously combust if you get a little faggy with it. you’ll be fine!
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
y’all need to just start namedropping the weird and heterosexual board game polycules that pissed you off bc i cannot read “polyamory is bourgeois” one more time on here lol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
i found a binder at goodwill for like $3 and they should’ve just named it nothing at all bc wtf is this 😭
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
i’m grabbing young queer women by the shoulders and yelling “please have agency over your desires or it will come off to other queers that you have zero rizz”
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
2 months
marketplace find of the day
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
“you don’t need xyz to be trans and valid” is a good starting point for understanding yourself, but it is not a mantra for you to abstain from seeking care for dysphoria that is clearly making you miserable
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
idk what tboy needs to hear this but if your partner is being extremely weird or giving you ultimatums because you want to start testosterone, you should probably dump them immediately lol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
10 months
sometimes i’ll be talking to a nonbinary person and they’ll go “wow you’re a carpenter? that’s so gender affirming!” and like, it’s sweet on its face, but it always makes me go hm. i think i might be nonbinary in a slightly different way than you, my dude
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
we're never getting another mass movement bc y'all are out here calling people flipping off cops infiltrators lol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
the appeal of a shitty little mullet is that it’s a fucked up hair cut your friends give you in a punk house, how are some of y’all running around and spending $100+ for one lmfao
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
do the hormones. or don’t. who cares. but if your first impulses to the mere suggestion of trying are shame, invalidation, and dysphoria, then i genuinely invite you to investigate where that is coming from! people who don’t actually need hormones usually don’t agonize over it
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
intersectionality moment! a “be gay do crimes” guy just told you to fuck off and die because you said a very dysphoric person should consider transitioning
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
3 months
while i’m here and annoyed, if “testosterone is gonna make me gross and stinky” is an actual concern for you then you are probably already kind of gross and need to shower more
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
5 months
these replies are so wild. do ppl genuinely think that taking testosterone makes it so you can’t be genderfluid lmao
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
desperately begging other queers (especially white ones) to seriously interrogate where your concepts of safety and comfort are rooted in and why those things should be enforced at the expense of others around you
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
11 months
i think lesbians should be more perverted and louder about it actually
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
so cool to see a seattle org use their nonprofit page to go “acab unless the cops are enforcing decency laws against those icky amabs >:(“
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
i do not rub testosterone on my body on a daily basis for other nonbinary people and trans MEN to call me afab unprompted sksksksk
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
hot tips for queers: stop posting on lex “i want a handy dyke to move 200lbs up stairs to my apartment and fix my sink that’s been clogged for weeks, i’ll tell you you’re handsome and pat you on the head 👉👈”
@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
i had to take off of my dating app profiles that i was a carpenter because useless queers would hit me up and be like “what if you did a bunch of free labor for me and i did nothing but oogle you in return wouldn’t that be so hot 🥵”
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
5 months
ha ha, your socialization was a cheap corporate marketing ploy and you’re too much of a chump to see that as a bad thing
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
4 months
begging some of you to learn to just call someone a bitch with bad vibes instead of acting like a mean joke makes someone a security threat to ✨the community✨ lmfao
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
idk who needs to hear this but if you have preexisting health conditions and your doctor is handwaving you away if you ask for HRT and saying that it’s impossible, they are incompetent at managing your care and are lying to you. go to a different doctor.
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
“why are we having trans gender wars discourse, can’t we just kiss and make out :(“ how about you start with trying to be normal to women first. you’re not off to a great start
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
i’m gonna take a bold stance and say we don’t need to force everything through a privilege analysis until it comes out the other end like play dough spaghetti, actually!
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andrew 🇵🇸
7 months
if trans women aren't privileged for not having the threat of childbirth forced on them by the government, why, then, would cis men be privileged by it? do we not acknowledge that loss of abortion right is possibly the most horrifyingly dystopian invasion of autonomy possible?
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
10 months
is there anything funnier than a femme who’s always posting shit like “i need a butch…. i’m so butch bait rn……” who becomes a fucking weirdo once butches get a little transgender about it
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
“mullets are queer culture!” i guess it is if your queer culture is purely reducible to an aesthetic that you shovel money into, sure. the tomboyx equivalent of gay haircuts
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
i honestly feel bad for tboys who are neurotic about taking t bc they think it’ll make them less soft/delicate/feminine/whatever, bc that is just deeply internalized transphobia. but i’m also not 20 anymore and don’t have a lot of patience for ppl externalizing that around me ngl
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
this pride month i am thinking about the amount of queer people who are in “blue cities” who are trapped in suffocating and abusive relationships because it is logistically impossible to afford to be able to leave or live on your own
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
you ever meet someone who talks a lot about being “trauma informed” but after a while you’re like hmmmm… i think you are just informed on how to create more trauma
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
18 days
i’ve said it before but if you live in a city with a sizable queer community and you have to ask this, it means the butches are all hiding from you. uttering the phrase should be considered butch repellant
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
4 months
i deeply dislike the strain of seattle queer culture that won’t shut the fuck up about restorative justice and nonviolent communication, but are so quick to slam down the punishment/exile hammer on someone for the crime of being an abrasive bitch sometimes
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
many things going on here
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@Sinister_Sophia
𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆🦂🥛
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I'm not fucking kidding, that was his legal defense, and it fucking worked to keep him out of prison.
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
8 months
i love reading various queer periodicals and magazines from the 70s-90s. there’s nothing more humbling than reading the letter to the editor section in a gay/lesbian newspaper section from 37 years ago that sound exactly like a twitter post from today.
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
see also: people calling butchfemme relationships comphet, lobbing “toxic masculinity” at random gnc fags and dykes, being blatantly homophobic to gay men under the guise of feminism or something
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
10 months
“just trust your doctor to give you hrt! diy is dangerous!” one time i went to my GP for back pain and he put “drug seeking” in my chart and gave me muscle relaxers. i had a kidney infection. i ended up needing to get IV antibiotics and almost wound up in the hospital.
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
the fun part about anonymously disclosing abuse is that sometimes the person will start defending themselves against an entirely different allegation that you weren’t even talking about before
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
listen i am nonbinary etc whatever but i am actually so sick of running into homophobic ass seattle area they/thems who think being nonbinary makes them a honorary racial minority lmao. i am not in community with you motherfuckers!
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
3 months
some of us have been growing facial/body hair since we went through our first puberty! i’ve been getting my face and eyebrows waxed and shaved since i was like… 11. it’s not a big deal. do the rest of us a favor and keep your brain worms to yourself please🙏🏽
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
“afab boxers”
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
i know that is not the thing to focus on but “neonazis kick out the only man with a car in their chapter for being a stealth trans guy” sounds like a shitpost
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
5 months
instead of going “what about body hair/bottom growth/hair loss, i think that’s gross ://“ whenever someone on here talks about t, may i suggest: -doing a DBT worksheet -looking at the nonbinary subreddit to see what hrt can actually looks like for you -literally anything else
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
10 months
if you hear the sentiment “trans women aren’t allowed in conversations within policy change that disproportionately targets them” and start shitting your pants, then idk what to tell you dawg
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
she bought me oysters and told me about her wife of 10 years with who died last year 🥲
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
a lot of the outrage around trans women talking shit about the weird messages they get on dating apps seems like it can be boiled down to three categories:
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
3 months
when i went through puberty i got called manface and had shit thrown at me so much that i had to move schools. how are you literally transgender and sounding indistinguishable from those shitty white kids whenever the topic of testosterone and facial hair comes up lol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
11 months
@AceHainley “WE ARE AFAB OWNED, WE WANT TO HOST YOUR PARTY” sounds like a threat lol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
not saying that academia and theory isn’t laden with a lot of straight up bullshit sometimes but like…. pls read and actually make meaningful community with a variety of ppl with lived experiences before you spout off incorrect ahistorical nonsense with moral indignation, lol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
9 months
(she was right, i did want a pomegranate margarita)
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4 months
fucking RIP
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
not difficult to get on, has little side zippers that make a pretty big difference in boob compression without squeezing the shit out of your rib cage. also makes it so you can unzip it if you’re out and about and can’t take your binder off. woah
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
when i think about girlboss feminism i think about white collar women in corporate jobs, making 6 figures while offering self care advice to women in poverty. but ok. i guess lol
@heshidicjudaism
river➡️sea
7 months
Getting really mad at “girlboss feminism” in 2023 is actually and genuinely a dogwhistle
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lesbian hubris
1 year
there is no top shortage, the tops you’re pining for are just occupied with people who can actually communicate their desires lol
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
listen… i didn’t get why it had zippers on the sides at first but having a binder release valve fucks so hard
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
in 2024 can we focus on family abolition and critiques of heterosexuality instead of trying to come up with marxist reasons why you don’t like the vibes of jeremy and his three weed smoking girlfriends
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
3 months
“no you don’t get it, it’s being a hairy woman that’s the disgusting part” i am going to blast you with the no country for old men contraption
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
2 years
scorching hot take: you cannot hold a complete stranger on twitter dot com “accountable”
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
something i’m starting to understand about what annoys me about freshly radicalized white activists from 2020 protests is that it gave a lot of people the chance to have a total identity rebirth without actually having the time or distance to process their shallow liberal beliefs
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
4 months
i think it’s great that so many people realized they were queer during the pandemic, but y’all have got to stop reinventing the queer discourse wheel. i beg. i’m just watching freshly out baby queers rehashing the lesbian sex wars and 2010s queer tumblr discourse ad infinitum
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
you ever talk to a baby queer in their first handful of relationships and hear them talk about it and have a “oh no pooh you’re eating heteronormative antagonism and reproducing it in your queer relationship” moment
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
5 months
do i need to start a nonbinary hrt education campaign on here or something. like what is going on. why do so many nonbinary people on here lose their shit entirely if you even suggest trying hrt
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
i think at this point i’m literally not interested in critiques or opinions of polyamory culture if you’re not a dyke or a fag, sorry. if you haven’t been forged in the flames of shitshow queer polycule shared housing i just don’t really care to hear your two cents
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
occasionally i meet other nonbinary or transmasc ppl who are weirdly antagonistic to transfems and paint them out to be mean bitches or whatever and i just….. cannot relate.
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
the transmisandry shit on here make me feel like i’m in a completely different reality than a lot of these extremely online tboys, bc i am surrounded by like 2-5 trans women who fist pump me in my tdyke endeavors at all times
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
i know three trans guys off the top of my head who look like this
@notgwendalupe
popculture
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matthew lillard
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
1 year
floral infographics and content you passively consume from ppl on IG with handles like “queerspirithealer” or some shit is not a substitute for political education, nor should you make it a moral framework that you assess others from!
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lesbian hubris
7 months
i’m a dyke who’s never been on grindr in my life and even i know closeted and dl are not even remotely the same thing 😭
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aaron
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why are you making fun of a lonely closeted guy from grindr please go get a fucking life
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lesbian hubris
1 year
gotta say, i dislike seeing a bunch of white trans guys and enbies be like “i could never have a nazi/reactionary/whatever phase, i’m transmasc!” whenever those “haha i almost had a nazi phase” memes go around
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
pov: you stopped petting her little head
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lesbian hubris
4 months
listen… i don’t even go out that much anymore, but if you’re queer and are on some “all of these whorish decadent fags partying are making me look bad >:(“ kind of shit? what a fast way to make me hate you, lmao
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
11 months
@astoehr afabs bash back is an unbelievably cursed thing to say about an HR process
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lesbian hubris
7 months
the best deescalation tactic i have for people who are nervous in city environments is to keep a pack of smokes on you. someone who is irritable and likely in crisis will become neutral/friendly if you give them a cigarette and a dollar like 80% of the time
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
7 months
i just block ppl who scaremonger about hrt now lol. like good luck, get better soon, whatever, your neurosis is not my problem. you’re getting banished to the shadow realm for disturbing my peace. 🧘🏽‍♂️
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@dykeviolence
lesbian hubris
6 months
when you make your spaces sexless sterile and quirky then no shit you’re going to attract a largely heterosexual audience who get mad at dykes doing dyke shit
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