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@dykesports
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taking the act of suicide and sanitizing it down to "un-alived" is such bullshit. the word should make you uncomfortable. the act should make you uncomfortable. it is a sensitive topic that deserves to be spoken about in full discomfort. grow up.
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@dykesports
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this country needs a femininomenon STAT
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@dykesports
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4 months
does this count bc
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@dykesports
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2 months
I need to remind everyone that I found this photo of Glen Powell untagged on Instagram at 4:30 am in July of 2022
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@dykesports
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1 year
hey deadline
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Saturday Night Live fans, want to know what you are missing? Kieran Culkin and Jennifer Coolidge were set to host the final two episodes of the season before the writers strike forced an end to season 48 of the venerable NBC show
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@dykesports
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5 months
"you couldn't make seinfeld today" except i see perfectly crafted seinfeld bits on tumblr all the fuckin time
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🚨 Katherine Brodsky
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Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
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@dykesports
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1 year
oh it's Joeverrrrr
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@dykesports
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4 years
rush limbaugh is trending but he isn’t dead
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@dykesports
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4 years
hi, we’re wives 💍
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@dykesports
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7 months
"The people who most represent YOU" girl....
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@dykesports
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5 months
Jerry's just not funny enough to do this
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@dykesports
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2 years
i'm CRYING at this
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@dykesports
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8 months
@offbeatorbit GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT. and in fanfic i can TELL when someone is just. projecting themselves onto the character bc the inner monologue is so.... online speak!!
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@dykesports
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1 month
my sister committed suicide. she killed herself. those statements should make you uncomfortable. they should shock you. sit with it like I have.
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@dykesports
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4 years
fuck it, @jonlovett fancam. happy birthday king!
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@dykesports
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7 years
your friends can’t kill you if you don’t have any #IdesofMarch
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@dykesports
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1 year
SHE DELETED HER PHOTOS OF GLEN GOODBYEEEEE
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1 year
@marisatomay his only talent is not slaying it's so sad
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@dykesports
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2 years
lorde acknowledging the writer in the dark stuff has me in TEARS i love her
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2 years
LORDE JUST SANG WRITER IN THE DARK
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@dykesports
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12 days
Vehicles with these kind of blind spots should be illegal.
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@PopulismUpdates
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Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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@dykesports
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3 years
seth rogen has my respect today
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@dykesports
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7 months
if I gift you crochet and you toss it aside... man that would be it. no more friendship.
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@dykesports
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7 years
they're here!!! thank you @urbandoll & @nestbedding they're literally the best pillows either of us have ever owned 💖💖
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@dykesports
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5 years
@LilNasX i didn’t even know nicki had fans dhfnrjendnsmska
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@dykesports
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7 years
omg thank you so much @urbandoll & @nestbedding for the pillows!! my gf and i are so excited!!!!! 💖💖
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@dykesports
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@dykesports
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7 months
oh did you release another exclusive bonus track on a new addition? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite jack antanoff?
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Taylor Swift
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File Name: The Albatross 🤍 Pre-order the new edition of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT with exclusive bonus track “The Albatross”on my website now 📷: Beth Garrabrant
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@dykesports
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7 months
y'all can critique this without being misogynistic BY THE WAY.
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@dykesports
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7 months
you cannot pay me to leave tumblr atp
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@dykesports
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2 months
welcome back Richard Nixon
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@dykesports
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1 year
gigi if you're out there my wife and i are both free anytime
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@dykesports
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1 year
@offbeatorbit if true this is about to be one of the most insufferable days on this app
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@dykesports
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2 months
gay dad AND gay son!
@TomCruise
Tom Cruise
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Fun night with friends, watching a movie!!
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@dykesports
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17 days
my sister was seventeen when she committed suicide. she was so full of joy and compassion and silliness but plagued by things outside her control that ultimately brought her to suicide. she's missed terribly. this year marks 7 years since her death.
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@dykesports
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2 years
nah it's fine to have sex when your children are home the worst part of this is filming them even in the dark having an emotional moment
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sól 🗡️
2 years
am i the only one who doesn’t find this funny in the slightest…? if you have a child in the house why would you SCREAM during intercourse with your partner? children don’t know what you’re doing, and even if they did it’s incredibly disrespectful and traumatising for them?
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@dykesports
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3 months
stocking up on poppers at target
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1 year
@MistressSnowPhD @offbeatorbit it sucks SO much like the trauma of them dying isnt enough now the IRS wants to get involved
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@swifferstruggle
swiftie struggle tweets
1 year
i feel the sources are supposed to be reliable. i am a journalism minor and i don’t think these big news outlets are allowed to publish anything if there was any chance of this information being untrue. as any article it must’ve gone through several “filters” such as editors.
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@dykesports
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4 years
@jonlovett facts: stock market is astrology for men
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4 years
“hey, how’s quarantine going?” “uhhh” @PodSaveAmerica @jonlovett
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@dykesports
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3 years
@jaboukie oh so we had the same childhood huh
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@dykesports
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1 year
I figured out what annoys me so much about this tweet and the sentiment behind it - it's taking away Taylor's agency as a person who can easily say No and will say No. stop acting like all women are victims just because they're women.
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@dykesports
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4 years
this is my new favorite tumblr post
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@croissantmusain ITS SO MUCH THAT IS A REVENGE DRESS
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@dykesports
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4 years
@ira my hippy grandparents who got divorced in 1993
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@dykesports
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2 months
and the other photos from that party
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@dykesports
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4 years
@SheaSerrano if celebs start getting into “i can send fans more money” battles, i’m all for it
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@emilyfavreau @jonfavs Leo is very Eldest Child vibes
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@dykesports
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5 years
@danpfeiffer @jonfavs Dan I am telling you as someone who lives in Madison, Wi - I would wear this everywhere.
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5 years
@Chas10Buttigieg Every day is a decision of whether or not I want to kiss my girlfriend in public.
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@dykesports
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1 year
the way these aren't even the most damning of her insta stories recently i swear y'all have been sleeping on this
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@dykesports
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6 years
lady gaga saying the words “gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life” at the super bowl made me cry
@gagasyuyi
pop culture
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2 years ago lady gaga performed at the super bowl halftime show.
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@dykesports
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3 years
i thought we all knew to not leave stuff in our cars when parked on the street. i thought that was like. common practice for everyone. even in small towns. this dudes a moron
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@dykesports
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@taylorswiftliar sygb to false god was a shock to the system i've never felt since
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3 years
@jonfavs @jonlovett @TVietor08 another one for the file
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@dykesports
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4 years
@emilyfavreau @crookedmedia not to sound cheesy but i’m proud of your husband and your friends too
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@dykesports
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2 years
can we expand the definition of queerbaiting to include the time we all thought kendall jenner was going to come out because kris tweeted this but it was about her having acne?
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@dykesports
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3 months
GO STREAM
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@dykesports
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4 years
okay but me @genwhypod
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@dykesports
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6 years
@ira heterosexuality really be like that huh
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@dykesports
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7 years
@Alyssa_Milano we’re coming for him. we want that gavel back. #WeCallBSMKE
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@dykesports
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2 years
okay no seriously top gun threw in some hetero romance to distract from the inherent homoeroticism of whatever the heck rooster and hangman had going on
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1 year
it's about the gender of it all
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Ashley Reese
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At a wedding and having a big debate rn. Please vote. Who was hotter?
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@dykesports
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2 years
wow it's almost like 1) americans don't need a passport to cross state lines and 2) the average american is too poor to travel internationally.
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EthMcRae 🙂
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When I found out that a lot of Americans don’t have passports I was so shocked. I don’t know anybody that doesn’t have a passport here.
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moved to @thislovve!!
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@dykesports
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7 years
coming to you from Wisconsin, it’s the anti @PRyan brigade #MarchForOurLives #WeCallBSMKE @danpfeiffer
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@dykesports
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3 years
*opening email to my boss* sorry can’t come in today it’s a religious holiday
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@brittscapes @fordhoIden chicken nugget enjoyer the new dyke
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@WrittenByHanna pete davidson's time has come
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@offbeatorbit PETTY PISCES WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE I KNOW THATS RIGHT
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3 years
john mulaney doing a baby reveal on christmas EVE what a move
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@syddiesyd30 UNTAGGED. THROUGH SHEER DETERMINATION.
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@dykesports
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4 years
y’all upset that i wish a man death as if rush himself hasn’t wished death on others before
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1 year
happy pride!!
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1 year
@offbeatorbit do you also have to file Rob's? I had to file my moms after she passed
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@offbeatorbit what in the 2016 is going AWN
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2 years
ok but i didn't realize it cut off the best part #lorde
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4 years
@billyeichner i legit have “let’s go lesbians” tattooed on my leg bc of you
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2 years
one of the 1D boys could commit vehicular manslaughter and y'all would get on this app and say "no it was his management they drove the car into the pedestrians and then made him switch seats"
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@dykesports
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1 year
PAUSE. THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME ON 9/11 IS NEW YORK VERSUS NEW YORK.
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GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@dscc
Senate Democrats
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🎼H-O-T-T-O-V-O-T-E!
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Mom was able to sit up in her reclining wheel chair the whole time and I did cry yeah
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2 years
@marisatomay homophobic of the gay coded military movie to beat out the homophobic mouse frfr
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3 years
the gay agenda is this
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@dykesports
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8 months
taylor swift happily hanging out with jackson mahomes who we saw on video assault a woman... well.
@tootgail
Randi Mahomes
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Chiefs!!
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@dykesports
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1 year
SHUT UPPPP MEN ARE SCUM
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Emily Murnane
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WILD third act twist on this one
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@dykesports
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2 years
happy Ronald Reagan Death Day to all those who celebrate
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@dykesports
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5 years
@jonfavs @emilyfavreau @jonlovett @TVietor08 Same thing that was happening with your five o’clock shadow
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@dykesports
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4 years
i don’t like playing into toxic masculinity but Teddy Roosevelt was shot in the chest and continued his speech
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Eliza Relman
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Hogan Gidley: Trump is "the most masculine person to ever hold the White House as the president of the United States"
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@dykesports
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4 years
oh and i never claimed to be part of the “tolerant left” y’all think is some gotcha. i very much hate rush limbaugh and am proud of it :)
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6 years
@gothforbid @emmanoIans never forget when i thought i was demisexual but then i was like “wait.... i just don’t like men”
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4 years
@jonlovett @crookedmedia i'm glad my mediocre editing skills are now being shared at a professional media company
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@dykesports
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28 days
hey there! as someone with OCD i'm going to shut you down right here. "thought crimes" aren't real and don't harm anyone! don't perpetuate the idea that they do.
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cassidy angel (f/acc)
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I genuinely feel like there’s little to no difference between really wanting to cheat on someone and actually doing it.
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