silly joel
@dykatimest
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ftm stands for “fuck the man”
I think we can all comfortably and outwardly say now that if a guy calls himself “ftm” he’s looking to get fucked….fiercely. There’s a difference between a “trans man/guy” and “ftm”.
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can somebody tell me if drop-down menu icons are referred to as “sandwiches”? my dad, who is hilarious, is referring to drop-down menu icons as “sandwiches”.
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switching between this and the ‘bowl. i’ve made dinner and somehow not burnt it. good evening.
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i dressed almost exclusively like the album cover of contra by vampire weekend except add glasses in 2007
A lot of people aren’t getting it because a lot of people weren’t there but this was actually the hottest women were legally allowed to look in 2007. If you weren’t serving some variation of Velma you were considered a chop hoe.
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he keeps filming, plugging.. he’s saying he’s never gonna die
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feeling like Attenborough-come-lately regarding the scientific observation of online engagement farming accounts.
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RT @richard_normal: the 2003 album DOPESMOKER by the san jose california based stoner/doom metal band SLEEP
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this is why intergenerational dialogue is important. check on your dads; chances are that they think russia is still the ussr. important
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RT @b1ondeath: (seeing any group of guys in any context ever) wait this is just like crosby stills nash and young
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