DJ Rodeo Starr
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country & western DJ with a terrible sense of humor🤠 @dwightjokeam on Instagram 🌟 booker for Bottlerocket 🪩 PGH bb ❤️
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It’s fucked up how there are 100 Christmas songs but only 1 song about being way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
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It’s my constitutional right to waste away in margaritaville
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Yo I love that Tyler Childers song that’s like “well my butthole makes impressions on the inside of her thigh”
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The music video for Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson
now that america is in its death throes, i want to know what you think was the greatest accomplishment this country has seen in 248 years
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Vaccinated or not please stop listening to Florida Georgia Line
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I’ve been laughing for about 10 min about this comment on Canadian icon Shania Twain’s post trying to shame her for not celebrating a different country’s patriotic holiday
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Me and my cousins coming back from our thanksgiving “walk” when mamaw says “smells like there’s a skunk nearby”
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I heard the Queen died and started sobbing then I googled it and it’s ok cuz it’s not Dolly Parton it’s some other random lady
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*Tyler Childers voice* WELL MY BUTTHOLE MAKES IMPRESSIONS ON THE INSIDE OF HER THIGH
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we need a Disney princess who is wasting away again in margaritaville
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The three branches of government are Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, and Tammy Wynette
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Played an all ages show last night and a 7 YEAR OLD CHILD waved me over to the side of stage saying “can I please request a song?” I said “sure baby, what song?” And she said “DELTA DAWN BY TANYA TUCKER” so yeah the kids are alright
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When will I find someone who looks at me the way Garth Brooks looks at the gray slop in Trisha Yearwood’s food processor
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Explain this then
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Gas prices are getting so crazy that soon having a car will be enough to impress Shania Twain
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Martina McBride that fourth of July when she was 8 years old
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the opening riff of Chattahoochee could kill a small Victorian child
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They would have called John Prine “woke” if he were a modern day country artist
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I was making fun of British people for being upset over the queen dying but I just heard Loretta Lynn died and now I’m spiraling
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here bitch, I signed you up for Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library since you can’t read the fucking room
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happy Independence Day make sure to leave some matches and a glass of lighter fluid out for Martina McBride
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*alan jackson voice* it’s alright to have a little ciggy
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me handing my cousin the regifted air fryer I got last year from my other cousin
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this is what “the gambler” by Kenny Rogers is about
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Lmao Jason isbell is playing across the street from where I am tonight so I’m thinking about skipping my own show and just going to that
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Damn I guess we’re about to get another song where he compares being drunk on Broadway and acting belligerently to the suffering of Jesus on the cross lmao
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Willie, Waylon, The Boys
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No offense but a lot of y’all so called tough mfs would not last 2 seconds in a fight against Vernon T Waldrip
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We are down to one honky tonk Angel this is not a drill
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Do the punisher sticker lifted truck dudes skip “your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore” when they listen to John Prine’s self titled or is there just an insane amount of cognitive dissonance
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Don’t text me “wyd” I’m literally stuck in Folsom prison and time keeps draggin on
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instead of having a hot girl summer I’m having a Mary Chapin Carpenter summer. I’m calling off work to eat a gas station burrito in the rain, playing the lottery, and flirting with the two weirdest looking people at the bar.
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The way Waylon Jennings had the most fucked up haircut of all time and still got laid so much
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red flags in men:
-is a rocket scientist
-brad pitt
-has a car
-Elvis or something
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grandma just asked if I wanted to listen to Florida Georgia Line
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*dusty springfield voice* The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a baconator
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Women who attend live music and say “woooo” please never stop. I legitimately appreciate you and the energy you bring to the space. Do not ever let anyone shame you for saying woo
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the ideal man knows:
-when to hold ‘em
-when to fold em
-when to walk away
-when to run
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No offense but if I went down to the Grundy County auction and some dude was like “she’s an 8” I would be mad
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There are only FOUR types of men:
-rocket scientist
-brad pitt
-has a car
-elvis or something
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bro I drank some of creole williams homemade wine and I do NOT feel good
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Usually don’t care about stuff like this but I SOLD OUT the same venue as Willie Nelson and I wish I could tell 10 year old me this
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“Women are confusing” bro Shania Twain literally has an instruction manual called “Any Man of Mine”
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I love the idea in honky tonk badonkadonk that trace adkins saw a girl with a big ass in a club and was so affected he called the cops
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welcome to the outlaw country bar we play Tyler Childers hits only and drinks are $25
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Dressing up like Tyler Childers for Halloween so he’ll actually listen to me for once :/
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In the hotel gym doing the sturgill simpson peloton ride lmao
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Big titty turn me loose and set me free or whatever Merle Haggard said
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If ya don’t wanna go to fizz city, you better detour around my town
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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do NOT text me “wyd” when you know damn well I am smoking cigarettes and watching captain kangaroo
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I really thought this was a photo of the Dixie Chicks from the 90s
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Damn the ghost of Hank Williams just asked me for gas money
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Ur in her DMs I’m in the worlds largest bucees having a panic attack
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*Alan Jackson voice* it’s alright to eat little debbies
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Listening to Keith Whitley a little too early in the morning now I’m crying
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Dudes will go to a three day bluegrass festival in 90 degree weather without using deodorant. like okay Smell McCoury
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*Alan Jackson voice* She’s gone poly! Look at that cule
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