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these words have stuck with me throughout my teenage years & im keeping it here for the rest of us
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my
mom found my lube & placed it
on my desk 😭😭 thank god everything
is in korean so she probably thinks it's baby oil
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so it's the protests and not the school shootings
Campus protests at elite US colleges cause Singapore students to reconsider going there
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damn she's fucking lame
@cherryroelle
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There was a fan who made a character for Fortnite inspired by Doja Cat and when Doja cat saw it she called it stupid lmao
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met a really attractive tall body tea girl at the club today & when she said her risinf was libra , oomf and i looked at each other and went Well yes. of course.
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nah cuz my indian parents who do not gaf about pop culture or music know who michael jackson is
that michael jackson level of fame was insane humans should’ve been studied for that because the fact that it was even possible is crazy to think about
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when she could've just escaped is crazy... u think it's that simple ?
@potofgold77
When she could’ve just escaped? Now this just made her as nasty and disgusting and as evil as her mom in a day, than it made her mom in 20 years
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u wanna be jkr sooo bad
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btw i joined an sg queer lesbians discord and The way no one is talking 😭😭😭
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i will never be ok with any parent who runs an insta for their minor child like you're a fucking weirdo posting these photos on the internet for likes and views knowing there are PEDOs who want these content fucking freaks
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ppl who have maids r weird
So i j discovered my maid was using my cerave cleanser to wash bathroom. My patience is on thin ice rn.
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got a singaporean mutant in the xmen series and her ability is... adhd hyperfixation ??? 😭
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all op said was 3pm hormone drop
“3pm hormone drop” “we can smell ovulation” “ur body is angry at u for not being pregnant” “ur body chemically changes during ur period to make u irrational” i hate the way the internet speaks abt the female body as this primal, savage, debased Other. it’s so dehumanising
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oomf dropped insane lore over twt dms but i saw it through my email notifs instead 😭😭
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just shower twice a day fr
i would rather sleep outside than bring the filth of new york into my beautiful home and sheets. there is a reason the most hygienic cultures in the world bathe at night
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idk if it's just me .. but my favourite dip is greek yoghurt... i eat everything with a side of greek yoghurt... onion rings, popcorn chicken, chicken fingers 😭
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rachel sayinf my virginity will reset HELLO?? God pls give me pussy asap
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me: would u cheat on ur bf if hes being shitty
oomf: i wouldnt cheat id just domestically abuse him
😭😭
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IM GOINGGG TO KL!
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made out with a girl to water by tyla she left big hickey on my neck now i'm spiraling at home about SOMETJING ELSE
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i'm a real lesbian i think all girls r hot and pretty and should be dated
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or maybe it's just too expensive to raise a kid here u cvnt
Rising share of women staying single is behind S’pore’s great baby drought
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NEED THIS AGAINNB
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anyways now i. can only use my old phone for twt if not they'll get my ass again 🙏 btw they're defo not un s wording me cuz each time i send an appeal they forward the first email they sent me abt how i violated t&c 😍
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i should be there queening out
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the 30g of protein is so real rho like,, msot people don't hit their recommended protein intake
okay so i’ve been eating 30g of protein for breakfast drinking + electrolytes instead of caffeine, walking outside for at least 1 hour a day, taking magnesium before bed, and my mental health is actually a lot better guys ..
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and the pics they didn't post was of the lady saying "jk my husband has been here the whole time"
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*uses mind to make his head explode*
US President Biden:
There is no clear evidence that Israel committed war crimes in Gaza.
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so first ppl want celebs to post links now u dw them to post 😭😭😭😭
this millionaire bitch posted a link to a gofundme she can fully fund in the blink of an eye, coz its pocket change to her. so poor ppl can give instead. and im pose to celebrate her.
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got chased by a man when i was in sec sch 😭😭😭
"Not every woman has a scary story about a man". Yes we do. We just don't say anything.
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so sorry but he definitely appears to be more connected w his faith than she does 😭😭😭
"What flag is that!? How can you say that, you're a Jew!" -Zionist argues with Pro-Palestinian protesters in New York during the 'Day of Rage for Gaza'
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wait gagged you're so real for this
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removing the palestine flag from my bag so the interviewers don't see 😭😭😭
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no cuz why did my mom say that mercury is both girl and boy, she said he's "trans" LIKEEEE 😭😭
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12 yr old me would die for this shirt
I'm moving out and I unearthed an ancient artifact
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work husband and i found out that Something is wrong w us cuz we deadass see our entire lives as a sitcom,, i'm on season 13 and hes at season 7
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yeah we dgaf
Students horrified after seeing Netanyahu hanged in effigy on McGill's Roddick Gates
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me and irl oomfs were singing & dancing to hot to go at the hotel karaoke in the lobby and they switched it off when we were done.. They sick of our asses omg
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Ive decided that if a hot girl doesnt grab me by my neck & make out w me by the end of this year, im turning back to religion 🙏
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went to oomf house w my laptop thibking we'd get shit done but we just watched stuff and napped
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oomf told me they wanna read cryinf in h mart and. i started panicking because japanese breakfast michelle zauner mentioned IM LITERALLY SHAKING😭😭
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real i don't want sex i just want someone to lie on top of me with their full weight i love being crushed
need 70kg on top of me again
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anyways the sg gov is a flop + the ppl here suck BUT the living conditions here are better than most & that's the best thing abt this country Bye i will shittalk sg and sinkies but no one else can 🙏
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no cuz my sister and i used to have silver plates when we were younger gifted to us by relatives 😭😭
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it's interesting how she looks perfectly fine when apparently hamas tortures their hostages ? now if we took at a palestinian prisoner/hostage who has been freed..
This is exactly the kind of cynical, racist, genocide laundering we can expect. Israel has rejected multiple deals that would have seen hostages returned with no casualties but instead has chosen a path of total carnage backed by the US.
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