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UA alumnus 👨🏾‍🎓🐘|RT’s and likes ≠endorsement

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@dvpestpimp
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October doing 95 in a 50
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@dvpestpimp
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In like 2030 somebody is gone be at the lunch table getting fried bc niggas found a video of their mom deep throating a cucumber
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@dvpestpimp
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Hold on my momma finna take my phone don’t text back
@ZairianKing
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bomboclaat
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@dvpestpimp
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Niggas get on this app and be like “how you let someone’s death affect you if you never met them” but expect strangers to donate to their cousins gofundme bc they ain’t have life insurance boy y’all are some else
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@dvpestpimp
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Anthony Hamilton: woke up this morning found a letter that she wrote Me: run it back
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@dvpestpimp
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Maybe he just wants to be your friend ?
As a man , if you’re inviting me somewhere that requires tickets … you should be sending me my ticket confirmation not no damn link to buy my own lmaooo gosh yall suck
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@dvpestpimp
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@Yatande_ Nigga gone be at the crib like
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@dvpestpimp
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😭😭 ngl niggas be telling yall how they view you yall just don’t catch it
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@dvpestpimp
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“Aye lil hoe you up yet”
@SkyeAsiyanbi
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Texting me “good morning beautiful” everyday actually gets on my nerves
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@dvpestpimp
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This the problem with America right here why y’all tryna have a struggle Olympics
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@dvpestpimp
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Nigga said hookah just a boujie black n mild
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
@solardominant But I’ve never met the person who needs the money
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
Y’all don’t wash y’all sink that’s why y’all think this is nasty
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Real ones got a backup phone after a while
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
When the direct deposit hit
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@dvpestpimp
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Thinking you are going to become a better partner by reading books and going to classes instead of listening and talking to the person you want to be partnered with is… something
@GabTheGem
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A lot of men do not go out of their way to find a wife… & do even less to figure out how to be a good husband & partner… but the girlies are reading self help books & going to seminars & taking courses to find a husband & become a good wife. 🥹🥹🥹
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@dvpestpimp
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If I ask for help just know I done bout died tryna do it myself
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What’s harder for you to say? A. I’m sorry B. I need help C. I love you
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@dvpestpimp
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The crazier I talk to you the closer we are 🤣 it’s weird the way I talk to my real friends you’d think we hated each other
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@dvpestpimp
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@Jbxnkss
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what’s “yts”? i keep seeing it😩
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
What school you enrolled in ?
@PRATTCITYSAVAGE
PRATTCITYSAVAGE
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LAKESIDE 😂😂😂
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Y’all hip to earthgang ?
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
If we can’t go to the national championship where the hell can we go
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Just saw a black man on campus holding hands with his white woman I made sure that nigga saw me shake my head in disgust
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Y’all don’t wanna relationship fr y’all want social media moments
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@dvpestpimp
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Lame ass niggas really explaining they shit too
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@dvpestpimp
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Yo ass off them folks property
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
If you were a UA student you’d understand
@_YoungCR7
K. 🥼💯
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Y’all be acting like being a UA student is a personality trait lol
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Why are you on twitter if you not tryna joke lmfao tf we gone do about a war talk strategy ? Y’all can really go to hell
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
Social media been having folks showing they true colors from racists to rapist you’re all getting unfollowed
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@dvpestpimp
Forest
4 years
Florida not fooling nobody y’all lost y’all cool card when y’all let Zimmerman run free
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Niggas can’t even pull the girls at UA and excited about Teanna trump what y’all gone do look at her ?
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
Whenever niggas start the black panther party back up please call me
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
You always meet the folks you should’ve been fucking with all year at the end of the semester
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@dvpestpimp
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
This how niggas be outside fresh food waiting for a free swipe
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@dvpestpimp
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6 years
Me: imma sleep in everyday imma enjoy this break My mom:
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
That one English teacher that’s cool with all the black kids
@BardiUpdatess
Fan Account | #BLM 🫵🏾
5 years
Why are Reese Witherspoon & Offset on IG live together? 😭
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
High tide done lost its business license?
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
When words have different colors like this I be looking for a secret message
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@dvpestpimp
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3 years
Alabama niggas feel a lil breeze and go full on winter mode why are you wearing a bubble coat
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
He don’t fw the K-9 unit
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Is that nigga toxic or are you tryna make the situation something it’s never going to be
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
UA ain’t enforcing no rules them white frats/sororities been goin up since we been back
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Uncle ruckus done pulled up to Bryant-Denny
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@dvpestpimp
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6 years
Ik them churches biscuits when I see em fraud ass nigga
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
It don’t even feel right not going to church on Easter
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
I buy what I like fuck a brand/popularity
@davidclarkj1
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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@dvpestpimp
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I do one assignment and think I deserve an hour break 😭
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@dvpestpimp
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Man next time I hear “keep it real wit yo dawg no matter what “ I might cry
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@dvpestpimp
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3 years
You niggas was like 8 in 2014 so it’s ok
@Sheer__Opulence
Reginald 
3 years
Yep its official Durk & Baby >>> Thugger & Quan
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@dvpestpimp
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Y’all gotta kill the stereotype that everybody that goes to UA has money
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@dvpestpimp
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If I ever throw my kids a birthday party and no one shows up they gettin a whoopin bc you knew you had no friends before
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
A system cannot fail you if it was never intended to help you
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@dvpestpimp
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Me walking into Bryant Denny on Saturday
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@dvpestpimp
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Niggas saying “baze “ instead of “bathe “ that’s some real Alabama shit
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@dvpestpimp
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6 years
The females at The University of Alabama would like to talk
@onlyone_drob
Mr. Robinson
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No cap my school has some of the most gorgeous & attractive females in the state of Alabama period ❤️🤝 y’all really winning beauty and brains #myasu 🐝
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@dvpestpimp
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Y’all young niggas don’t know bout Ryan’s frfr
@gold_churxh
Church The Snapper📸
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Lol some of y’all not even “this” old 💀
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@dvpestpimp
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Nah UA said we need to pack like we not coming back 😭😭😭
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@dvpestpimp
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Nah they need to jailed and expelled from school
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
Blessed to see my 20th birthday
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@dvpestpimp
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So white folks can go on national tv call us savages thugs speak down on us but nick cannon out here telling the truth and it’s a problem I see the game they playin
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
Trump out golfing he don’t even know his keycard doesn’t work anymore
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@dvpestpimp
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I never said I was dumb
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
On god we gone try this college thing again next semester
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@dvpestpimp
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Nah it’s prolly just some wrong with you
@_adrianafrom407
dritharican👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾
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the niggas at UA only like white girls .. I hate it here
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
Slavery wasn’t abolished it was rebranded don’t be fooled
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@dvpestpimp
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So if you pro life black lives gotta matter too or I’m ahead of my time ?
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@dvpestpimp
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If you can’t let them go just say that
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@dvpestpimp
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I don’t like when people say suicide is selfish this person is so down bad they think their only option is to kill themselves and you in their face talking about some how everyone else will feel
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@dvpestpimp
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That’s why he said on his neck
@idckaya
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Ne-Yo said “she makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up” while he was bald.
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@dvpestpimp
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Soon as somebody start j walking I be right behind they ass
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@dvpestpimp
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I stay to myself bc y’all be doing lame ass shit
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@dvpestpimp
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You were up late as hell if you watched this
@crazyjuice__
CRAZYJUICEEE
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Y’all wanna know how old I am? I’m THIS old. #NAMETHISCARTOON
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@dvpestpimp
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them oatmeal cookies come stale and still hit
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@dvpestpimp
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Y’all too rich for me on this app 🤣 nigga can’t even ask menu prices
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@dvpestpimp
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4 years
UA ain’t been right since that bastard came to that game
@BamaYoutube
Bama FB on Youtube | 106K Subs
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President Trump @realDonaldTrump asks about the status of Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL
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@dvpestpimp
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Can y’all start @‘ing the folks y’all be subbing so we can really get this hoe jumpin
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@dvpestpimp
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When you at the function and remember you got 3 assignments due
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@dvpestpimp
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Niggas talm bout them cars and the dinning hall... 🗣 put them niggas inna twin size bed
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
You know you hungry when you eating original Fritos 😭😭
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@dvpestpimp
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Me when she start crying mid argument
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@dvpestpimp
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UA don’t even let you get up all the way before they in yo phone talm bout a student bill can I get a good morning damn
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@dvpestpimp
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Allow ?!?!
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@dvpestpimp
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Aye man we not gone forgot how y’all killed rick fox for like 30 minutes yesterday
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@dvpestpimp
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🤣 Nike don’t even know they got these
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Y’all be on social media all day but someone can’t do an online class...ok
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@dvpestpimp
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We literally beat them 29-0 last year in their stadium do y’all watch football or just hate Alabama
@jamarian_j
YG’ Rock🎸
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bama will do a team like dat thats really not all dat but kouldnt do LSU like dat😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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@dvpestpimp
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President bell don’t need to send another email until he saying this mf closed down
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@dvpestpimp
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I remember the first time I heard back that ass up at UA I thought I was gone catch some ass n all I caught was a push from a Red telling me to get tf out the way 🤣
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@dvpestpimp
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If we not linking or speaking of linking within 3 days of conversation it’s a wrap I would’ve found a hoe in jail if I wanted a pen pal
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@dvpestpimp
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It’s so easy to disrespect someone else’s culture when you don’t have your own
@angryasianman
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I do not know.
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@dvpestpimp
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Y’all don’t get to claim Jalen hurts
@PFF_College
PFF College
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Oklahoma: Only school with 3 starting NFL QBs
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@dvpestpimp
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-a nigga in everybody mentions
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@dvpestpimp
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My mom just tried to take my phone? Like physically?!? Lmfao lemme gone back to school man
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Ok this is what we’re not finna do
@VIPscreamer
VIP guy🔜LL🦖
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Nick Saben was never a good coach. His team was just always talented.
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
NBA ain’t cancel the league when magic had aids but a lil virus got these niggas spooked
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
I mean they definitely finna get scooped up now
@MoniqueOMadan
Monique O. Madan
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Meet Leah. She’s 14. She approached @BernieSanders and told him that she lives in fear every day because her parents are undocumented and that they could be deported during the upcoming raids in Miami. @MiamiHerald
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
Mf’s will call you a know it all bc you actually read and do research before you open your mouth to speak on something
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@dvpestpimp
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5 years
On God I’m beating school ass next semester
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