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Certified enby boyfailure™, Deep Rock Galactic sweatlord, and chronically online. | he/they, 18 | @Bike_but_weird is the acc for questionable stuffs

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@dutchdere
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The money I would pay to end up as GLaDOS is truly fucking crazy, have my life savings and whatever organs you can salvage from my human body I JUST WANT TO BE A ROBOT FUCK
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@dutchdere
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GOD THE LOBOTOMY CORP/ LIMBUS COMLANY HIVEMIND IS ONTO ME, HAVE MERCY ON MY WRETCHED SOUL
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@dutchdere
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6 months
everytime i see this woman on my tl i have the three exact same thoughts in the same order: 1: Haha kromer like the deltarune currency 2: PLEASE PUT A NAIL THROUGH MY ARM PLEASE 3: I can fix her
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@dutchdere
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7 months
me after people collectively drag me into the limbus/lob corp rabbit hole and I can't even look down at my black boots+ black cargo pants anymore without thinking 'hey this kinda looks like what the guys in those games wear'
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@dutchdere
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7 months
why the fuck can't limbus compay/ lob corp get off of MY TL I DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME HELLO??? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Idk what the fuck I was cooking with this when I made this at 23:16 YESTERDAY, WHERE THE FUCK WAS I GONNA GO WITH THIS???
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@dutchdere
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7 months
IM HERE LISTENING TO OVERDRIVE REMIXES OF SOME SONGS AND YT MUSIC JUST SHUFFLES IT TO LOBOTOMY CORP SECOND WARNING OST, SOME KIND OF HIVEMIND SHIT IS GOING ON HERE
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@dutchdere
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Robot body tierlist based on my reaction if somebody told me they could put my consciousness into that body:
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@jefftheboxboy me with a pencil when i see an unattended eraser
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I should buy this shirt just for shits and giggles
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@LumpyTouch the hole cat
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@SySouls WHO IS THIS AND WHY ARE THEY THIS ADORABLE HELLO???? I FEEL LIKE I'M LOST IN A FUCKING IKEA, WHAT RABBITHOLE HAVE I BEEN THROWN INTO????
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@dutchdere
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7 months
If just sinning is the way to get into Limbus Company I'm already making good progress
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@dutchdere
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7 months
CHAT SHOULD I MAYBE THROW MY CON IDEA OF GOING MEDIC OUT THE WINDOW (FOR THIS YEAR ONLY) AND GO AS DALLOC BUT TALL :3 :3 :3 (IDC I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT LOB CORP SHE LOOKS FUCKING ADORABLE)
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@dutchdere
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5 months
Omahgah, Ishmael can play soccer!! She even scored a goal!!
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@dutchdere
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6 months
gonna be fr here this place look cozy asf, give me a desk, pc and a sleeping bag and I will live here
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@dutchdere
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6 months
Me wwhen uhm KROMER I LOVE KROMER I WANT TO GRAB HER AND MAKE HER FEEL LOVED I WANT TO PLAY WITH HER HAIR I WANT TO SIT ON THE COUCH WITH HER AND WATCH THE SAW MOVIE WHERE SOME GUY GETS NAILS DRIVEN THROUGH HIS EYES I WANT TO FEEL THE COLD METAL OF HER ARMOR AGAINST MY SHOULDER
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@dutchdere
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7 months
BAHAHA I TYPED IN LOBOTOMY CORP ON ROBLOX MARKETPLACE TO SEE MORE SHIRTS LIKE THIS ONE AND I FOUND THIS????
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I should buy this shirt just for shits and giggles
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@dutchdere
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4 months
fucking obsessed with designs like dogma and whitenight, i wish i was an evil fetus with biblically accurate wings etc sometimes
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@asyleph I've seen this smug bitch before but idk their name
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@dutchdere
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5 months
I think Don Quixote is the type of person to go out in the rain in a yellow raincoat with big yellow rain boots and jump in puddles like a child
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@dutchdere
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7 months
it has been bought (avatar jumpscare)
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I should buy this shirt just for shits and giggles
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@vii_vixii WHO EVEN IS THAT
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@dutchdere
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7 months
100 followers, wtf??? Don't tell me lob corp/limbus company is responsible for this, I can and WILL end up over obsessing over it :3
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@dutchdere
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4 months
fuck you twitter, how is that hateful speech
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@dutchdere
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6 months
couple fighting on tl again
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@dutchdere
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6 months
ik this is supposed to be deep but holy fuck everything about this makes me wheeze uncontrollably
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I hope this isn't a brainrot question but what's a sephirah :-:
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I am going to sleep, Nini lob corp/limbus comp/library of ruina skizos :3 Love you silly fellas <3
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@dutchdere
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6 months
No pjmoon twitter, I am not pyschotic about Kromer, I am 100% normal about her
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Do the people in limbus corp just have really big weapons, cause if that's the case, can I have a really big shovel :3
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@dutchdere
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5 months
@killdozerowner BUCKSHOT ROULETTE MENTION!! GRAAHHH!! I LOVE RISKING MY LIFE FOR SOME MONEY!!
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Fear.jpg
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I CANT EVEN OPEN TWITTER ANYMORE WITHOUT HAVING AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST 10 NOTIFS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!!?!?
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@O0389_CENSORED She looks like she doesn't have more than 5 functional braincells
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Sleep time, gn Twitter people
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@rodyavinecomp Mental illness
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@dutchdere
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6 months
@rodyavinecomp Can't even be down bad in peace without the haters smh
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@dutchdere
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1 year
@npc_moments The devs gotta take a really good look at his walk pathing and try to tweak his driving skills, along with fixing what dialogue he uses in what situation
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Today I learned a lot about Lob corp, and learned that I've completed the checklist that is 'The seven deadly sins', gotta admit seven was a pretty easy goal to reach smh
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@dutchdere
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5 months
I wish I was an Lob corp employee I'd love to spend my days being faced with horrors beyond my comprehension
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@dutchdere
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7 months
9.5K VIEWS HELLO???? This kinda bombed ig, follow me for borderlands screenshots (for now) and maybe lob corp/limb company stuff in the future
@dutchdere
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7 months
why the fuck can't limbus compay/ lob corp get off of MY TL I DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME HELLO??? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I LOVE ALLOC, HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR
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@dutchdere
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11 months
@OWAnonymous_ I play it so I understand the nsfw content, we're not the same
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@dutchdere
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5 months
Man I love browsing around on wikis of games I don't play and read into lore and look at things like HOLY SHIT!! LOOK AT THIS!! THIS IS UNIRONICALLY SO COOL!! I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE DELUSIONAL AND ANGRY, THE FIT GOES SO HARD!!
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@dutchdere
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8 months
As much as I hate this thing regarding all the garbage with skibidi toilet, I have to admit I look cute with it :3
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@dutchdere
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7 months
God all this lobotomy corp/limbus comp is making me want to buy a black leather trench coat :sob:
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@tangentrina Switch supremacy mfers when I introduce them to non-drifting joysticks:
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Me when the Borderlands games yap about medical procedures that spit in the face of ethics (Slag experimentation) and casually mentions getting your consciousness slapped into a robot body: (this is everything I am autistic about)
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@dutchdere
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5 months
LOBOTOMY REFERENCE IN POSTAL2 LOBOTOMY REFERENCE
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@dutchdere
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7 months
for the LOVE OF GOD I WANT TO HAVE MY CONCIOUSNESS SLAPPED INTO A FUCKING ROBOTIC BODY I WANT TO BE V1, I WANT TO BE GABRIEL, I WANT TO BE RAMATTRA, I WANT TO BE SATURN FROM BL2, ANYTHING BUT THIS FLESH PRISON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Would two robots having sex while not being married be a 'Sin of the metal' instead of a 'Sin of the flesh'
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@rodyavinecomp what if she was one of these things (both are orange)
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@dutchdere
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4 months
@killdozerowner Idk smelling a rotting corpse or sum
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Combining obsession #1 with obsession #2
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Somewhat better photo cause the old one SUCKED DICK AND WAS CONFUSING AS HELL BUT YOU FELLAS GET WHAT IM ON ABOUT RIGHT
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@dutchdere
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7 months
me after people collectively drag me into the limbus/lob corp rabbit hole and I can't even look down at my black boots+ black cargo pants anymore without thinking 'hey this kinda looks like what the guys in those games wear'
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@quixoteshio @SySouls HOLY SHIT SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH, I REMEMBER ABSOLUTELY LOVING THAT SHIT WHEN SCHOOL TAUGHT ME ABOUT IT
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@dutchdere
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6 months
Chat I found this really big stick two days back and I love it it looks like a wizard staff :3:3
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@dutchdere
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4 months
"Oh no! It is an enemy of the badass variety!! Take action regarding this individual!!" Relax, I'll handle it. I am the gunzerking pumpkin.
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@dutchdere
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6 months
Guys how do I make a 'nugget' without buying lobotomy corp, I wanna make a silly dude
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@dutchdere
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5 months
@SuenoImposible3 Do not become what you swore to destroy, i beg thee
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@dutchdere
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5 months
me monitoring that one oomfs discord and twitter etc to ensure they get their daily dose of sleep (the scrungle deserves some good sleep)
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@dutchdere
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4 months
I will pay someone to draw me as the teen version dogma i swear to god (Who though idfk)
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@dutchdere
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6 months
I remember I had a dream where I was in a relationship with fucking Kromer but she kept addressing me using gen-z brainrot terms and calling me shit like 'her sigma' and I never wanted to shoot myself in the head so badly
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@dutchdere
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6 months
I am going to be honest here. I want nothing more than to kill Sinclair. Fuckass german bitch boy, waa waa I'm so traumatized, LOCK THE FUCK IN!!! BOTTLE IT UP LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT PERSONAL TRAUMA AND IT'S SOMETHING YOU SUFFER THROUGH ALONE!!!
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@dutchdere
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7 months
i dont even know whats going on and i am scared
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@dutchdere
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6 months
@LiliPowers19 Yeah true but she looks cute w/ it
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Since my bday is in 19 days and I'm bored, here's a thread on birthday gifts that would make me happy! 🧵
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Me when I have no artistic skills yet banger ideas won't stop spawning in my head (I will never be able to properly execute them)
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@dutchdere
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7 months
ALL I KNOW IS THAT THIS IS FROM THE NAIL WOMAN BECAUSE OF SOMETHING OOMF POSTED BUT WHAT IS THIS
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@dutchdere
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6 months
why does every nice steam animated background hve to be from A FUCKING PORN GAME?? I'll be looking for a good animated background, find one called 'Starry Sky', click it, and see it's from FUCKING 'Magic Pussy: Chapter 1', WHAT THE FUCK??
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@dutchdere
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7 months
unpleasant white line in my post, gonna kill myself
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@LiliPowers19 I'm currently obsessing with BL2 and BLTPS respectivley and I'm afraid my shit laptop will kill itself when I try to run either Limbus or Lob
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@dutchdere
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5 months
@AquaticPlatoon what the fuck is this logic, did this dumbass tweet it after their lobotomy??
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@dutchdere
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6 months
since it's only two days until I am of what is considered legal age, birthday inbox shit (Basically I mute this post till my bday, comment shit you want me to see on my bday)
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@dutchdere
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11 months
@Specificsoyz I cannot fucking express how much I hate helluva boss, the only PUNCHLINE IS SEX HAHA SEX FUNNY RIGHT?? THERES NO OTHER JOKE THOUGH JUST SEX!!
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@dutchdere
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5 months
Let me cook
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@dutchdere
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5 months
Can't believe I kick my legs like this fucking gif when I get a notif from that one person, I should just kms bro
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@dutchdere
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6 months
I am going to sleep and I WILL pretend my pillow is Kromer (I violently hug my pillow when I sleep)
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Woke up wrong and now my back hurts for no reason, flesh prison moment
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@dutchdere
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6 months
I love how my fucking 11pm insane Kromer post made it onto the mfin project moon hall of shame, it wasn't that bad, right? Or am I just overobsessing over an insane woman and making up scenarios in my head and my brain gaslights me into thinking this is normal behaviour
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@Fed0raTheXplora Paladins is such a fun game when you don't have somebody in your ear telling you it's dead or an overwatch """clone"""
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@MarvMonster yeah with the stove off
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@dutchdere
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6 months
Whenever you guys read one of my posts about Kromer, this is the voice I want you guys to read the post in
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@rodyavinecomp WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I DO ON YOUR BUS WRIST WATCH MAN
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@dutchdere
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5 months
I don't care how much Mersault you guys force onto my TL, I will never acknowledge the fr*nch
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@dutchdere
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6 months
Someone show Kromer this so she gets convinced that dating my prostethetic obsessed ass is the path to divinity, please please please
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7 months
@raspergine I am nowhere near this sexy, but the height is accurate
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@dutchdere
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5 months
do NOT allow me to learn spells i will pull shit like this
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@dutchdere
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7 months
@rodyavinecomp Can I use my comically big shovel to bash its brains into a pulp that's reminiscent of tomato paste :3
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@dutchdere
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6 months
insanity
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6 months
I relapsed, I'm back to being schizophrenic about kromer
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7 months
The only time I can be considered 'fixable' is when my conciousness is uploaded INTO A ROBOTIC BODY AND PEOPLE CAN FIX ME WITH TOOLS :3
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@dutchdere
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4 months
Hholy shit chat, I'm on my shift and some kid was in my way so her mom said 'get moving this, uh..' and looked at me for 8 secs, then eventually settled on; 'sir has to pass by' and YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME AS A MORE MASC PRESENTING ENBY!!! I FUCKIN PASS!!!
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@dutchdere
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7 months
Might as well drop my fucking discord here at this point i wanna talk to people
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I kinda wanna try if I can clip stuff from my bltps gameplay so I can dump something actually interesting on this account, instead of my insane fantasies about shedding my human shell like it's a cocoon.
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@dutchdere
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7 months
I couldn't decide if I wanted to be a boy or a girl so I decided to suck at both :3
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@dutchdere
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6 months
Okay this might sound like another kromerpost but GOD SOME PEOPLE ON MY TL DESERVE MULTIPLE NAILS HAMMERED INTO THEIR CHEST
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@dutchdere
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6 months
heres there relationship counseling gif so you guys can post it whenever uhh idfk what situation you would use this in
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