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Northern Soul; it’s a way of life. Football fan. Collector of trainers and tattoos. Hater of Tories and flag shagging yoons. Alba Gu Bràth 🏴
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A flag is a symbol. Those flying the Saltire want Scotland to be better, kinder, fairer. A country that includes all races and religions, and those with none. A country that doesn’t need food banks. A country that sets her own destiny. 1/2
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Hud on!! Labour win Glasgow ?!? Does Glasgow not remember what Labour did to the city?
Holy fuckity fuck!!!
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Barnett Formula for beginners
I have £10. My neighbour takes it and gives me back £4.
He then tells me I owe him £20 for a lawnmower he bought for us both.
I don’t have a garden.
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Remembering the Angels of Dunblane on the 28th anniversary of this tragedy. Thoughts are as always with those friends, families, police, ambulance, teachers and all affected by this ❤️ 🕯
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#AngelsOfDunblane
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My son is laughing at me cos I open the back door to let the auld year oot and open the front door to let the new year in. Auld traditions seem to be dying out. I’m definitely not the only one who does this!
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DM to tell me I’m disrespecting his Country 🇬🇧 and that it’s also my Country 🇬🇧 To be clear, I’m Scottish. Britain is not a Country, it’s a (dysfunctional) union of 4 nations. I fucking hate the union flag and all it represents. If this offends you. Kiss my Scottish derrière!
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Prince Charles accepts £1 million ‘donation’ from the Bin Laden family and married his 1st cousin. Prince William has affairs and likes a strap on up his dowp. Andrew the nonce. What a family eh. If they lived next door to you, you’d sell up and move!
#AbolishTheMonarchy
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53 ain’t so bad 💅🏼 (well the hairs a bit nuts but still). Happy birthday to me 🥰
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Ten years ago 2.2 million Scots voted to remain to stay in a wonderful "Union" of equals that has enriched its people, built a wonderful economy, eradicated poverty & managed its natural resources to benefit Scots & their children.
Aye. Right.
Well done.
Ya pricks!!
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@UnbiasedKatie
Dear Katie. I’m a woman and you do not speak for me! Yes I can hold open a door (shock) I can also hold a door open for both men and women, young or old. You, however, shouldn’t let the door hit your arse on the way out!!
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Glasgow Rangers Fan: Why I Now Support Scottish Independence - This boy is being slated on FB by Rangers fans who claim he can’t be a real Rangers man and want independence (or have green wallpaper)
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Remembering the Angels of Dunblane on the 27th anniversary of this tragedy. Thoughts are as always with those friends, families, police, ambulance, teachers and all affected by this ❤️ 🕯
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That’s the first and only benefit of Brexit: 40 Weatherspoon pubs to close and that bozo Tim Martin voted for it. Lovely.
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See this begging for followers, it actually rips ma knitting!! Feck aff wee this pish. Thanks ✌🏼❤️
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How odd that the thieving cow Mone gets a tv interview & documentary to ‘clear her name’ when she’s clearly stolen millions of taxpayer money; yet NS gets forensic tents, police questioning and torn apart in the media for an unproven allegation of misappropriation of SNP funds.
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@gord1brad
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@Marsh_Mellow_17
My daughter did her adult nursing degree at University of Dundee. I’ve been a single parent since she was 6. My daughter did her degree with a bursary and zero debt. This would not have been possible in England.
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Why do I want independence for Scotland?
Scottish Independence is recovery from the 1707 Act of the union...over 300 years of Scotland getting robbed by the english establishment.
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Anyone else thinking that Truss and Sunak are basically hoorin themselves out to rich middle class folk in an attempt to get a ride? Cannae he just me…
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I’m sitting stunned at the stat I just heard on GMB news. The UK has more food banks than McDonald’s restaurants. This is beyond abhorrent!! This is Tory Britain!!
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As we’re moving into phase 2 of lockdown I’m noticing oor FM is becoming less tolerant of these fools who have been taking digs at every opportunity because she was prioritising Scotland over cross party point scoring and not biting back. Gloves are aff 😁
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🏴 USELESS FACT OF THE DAY 🏴
The flag of Tenerife is the same as the Scottish flag .
They are the same, because Scotland and Tenerife share the same patron saint - Andrew, or, as he's known on the Canary isle, San Andres.
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@RishiSunak
Are t you raping the Scottish Whisky market with taxation skyrocketing on each bottle??
You sir, lie like a rug!!
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I’ve given some thought to this new Independence Party and I’ve decided that both my votes will go to the SNP (of which I’m a member) I remember Scotland before devolution and whilst
@theSNP
aren’t perfect, it’s my opinion they’ll get us independence.
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My big cousin is just off the phone. His wife is in hospital with Covid but getting better. His son, who’s 37, no underlying health issues is on life support. He went from feeling unwell on Friday till yesterday morning and in the space of 5 hours, on a ventilator 😢
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Off to watch my boy compete in the Scottish Bagpipe Championship.
Just another reason my kids give me to swell with pride.
I made him you know 🏴❤️
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Please give to local charities and not these business who run at a bloody profit 🤬
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Why do I want independence for Scotland?
Scottish Independence is recovery from the 1707 Act of the union...over 300 years of Scotland getting robbed by the english establishment.
Scotland is not the property of England. This is a Union that no longer works for Scotland. 1/2
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These were the last photos I took with my nephew. I was chatting with him a year ago today about my new tattoos and I picked up nothing. He took his life hours after our chat. Please, if you’re struggling reach out for help. Your loved ones need you, trust me. 💔💔💔
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Today marks the 703rd anniversary of the Declaration of Arbroath.
Time to stop the infighting and get on with the job of freeing Scotland! 🏴❤️
#DeclarationOfArbroath
#IndependanceIsNormal
#DissolveTheUnion
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Wee Robert was admitted to hospital 62 days ago. Last night his battle ended. He was 37. Fly high cuz 💔
My big cousin is just off the phone. His wife is in hospital with Covid but getting better. His son, who’s 37, no underlying health issues is on life support. He went from feeling unwell on Friday till yesterday morning and in the space of 5 hours, on a ventilator 😢
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@murdo_fraser
She’s closed her page because she’s lying. We know she’s lying. It’s ok though, we have screenshots
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JK Rowling had lost the bastard plot!! If it wasn’t clear to folk before, it should’ve been, but if it wasn’t she’s not just anti NS, she’s anti Scotland! She can fuck off back to England and keep her neb outta our political system!!
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Timehop is fab but sometimes it breaks my heart. This day last year I was doing shots with my nephew. He ended his life 15 weeks ago. Man I miss him. I have loved him his whole life. I will miss him for the rest of mine 💔
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I was thinking I might get myself a boyfriend for winter. Might be nice to snuggle and keep warm…
I bought a coat instead. Panic over 💅🏼
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That fact that folk are actually backing that absolute moron BoJo, forced to resign after a number of breaches of the ministerial code, charged by police, party gate, Russian money, the Pincer debacle shows just how bad the bottom of the Tory barrel is!
#GeneralElectionsNow
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Scotland is not the property of England. This is a Union that no longer works for Scotland. This is not a Union of equals. Scotland’s voice is ignored. Time for Scotland to charter her own path. Time to end this toxic Union.
Saor Alba Gu Bráth
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Ever read someone’s tweet and think ‘you’re a right daft khunt’ before arguing with yourself about wether to reply to it? I can’t be the only one.
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@Defenderoftheuk
Ok. I’ll bite. What does singing: or not singing, that bastard song have to do with respecting the fallen?
Asking as the partner of a soldier killed in action and a mother of a son who serves in the military.
Sit down ya daft khunt!!
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@ScotExpress
Who gives a flying fuck what a man who hacked dead girls phones has to say?!? Holy fuck!!
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Whooop!! SEVEN days on the naughty step done. To the maggot who reported me though; I still detest the Tories and every khunt who voted for them!! ✌🏼❤️
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I’m proper unwell with this bug but managed to visit my son yesterday who surprised me with this. My Granda was a championship piper and my son has learned on the QT for the past 8 months. To say my mind is blown is an understatement.
One proud mama ❤️
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So Liz Truss would defy Putin, ignore Sturgeon, happily press the nuclear button but is terrified to be interviewed by Nick Robinson? Is it because the public will see what a complete and utter fucking moron she is? She couldn’t lead a fucking conga never mind a country!!
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No filters, no tricks of the camera, just me TWELVE years apart ✌🏼
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I think I’m gonna go to the Cinema by myself to see Top Gun. My daughter is mortified at this. I’m quite happy to be Billy nae mates ✌🏼
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I’ll say it again. Don’t DM me unless you’re prepared for it to be shared on here!! Creepy wee toads get blocked but not before I share your comments with your lass!!!
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Good morning my Twitter friends. Happy St Andrews Day to my Scottish brothers and sisters 🏴❤️
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Was chatting with an elderly man in a shop (turns out he’s 91) who was flirting shamelessly with me (so cute) he asked me if I’d dance with him. A quick Mooney at the checkout in Home Bargains. This man has made my Christmas 🤶🏼 ❤️
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Seeing as it’s Friday. Fuck the Tories and all who vote for them.
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Does anyone actually drink 2-3 litres of water every day?
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“As long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours, that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself".
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Yip 🏴 Happy St Patrick’s Day to my Irish brothers and sisters 🍀
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My beautiful man was fatally injured on this day 2009. He fought to live for 5 days, succumbing to his injuries on the 27th May. I miss him with my whole heart. Till we meet again my love ❤️
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Twitter is becoming more and more decisive on the matter of independence. The yoon’s must be rubbing their hands in glee watching this. I’m watching my Country’s chance of independence slowly erode. Surely independence first then fix the rest after. No? Mon tae fuck!
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The pricks prick Richard Madeley back on GMB - switched straight off!
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Home. BA lost my cases, flight was delayed. Feet and voice are gubbed after the game but Twitter has fair cheered iz up the day.
Yoon meltdoons are the absolute best.
Na night Tweethearts!
Fuck the Tories and Fuck the King
✌🏼❤️🏴
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To my fellow insomnia sufferers. Look on the bright side, only 3 more sleeps till Christmas 😩
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Seriously. When do the riots start??
🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨
Watch the trailer…
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Another hero giving his life to protect. Rest easy sir. Thoughts are with family, friends and colleagues of Barry Martin.
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Last time I saw legs like that, they were hanging oot a nest 😳😂
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Eight months my boy has been learning the pipes. Eight months!! To say I’m proud is an understatement ❤️🏴
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Now I’m not one to try to tell anyone what to do but what part of THE VIRUS HASNT GONE AWAY are folk no getting?!? FB is filled with BBQ/perty posts “cos ehv pyooor missed meh pals” - Do folk no realise they’re risking their lives and the lives of others?!? Fucking rockets 🚀
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£4,266 for your average energy bill next year.
That’s £250 *more* than a years worth of Universal Credit.
How’s that ‘levelling up’ working for ya??
If you vote for these lizards, you’re complicit and a fcukin moron!!!
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Walking round Tesco Arbroath and heard a woman, older than me, shout loudly into her phone ‘get it up ya Nicola Sturgeon’ - Not one to shy away from such nonsense, she got a mouth full. They really are coming out of the woodwork. Cretins!!
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Got on the train and a ‘Rupert’ is sitting in my pre booked seat.
He asked to see the proof of my booking.
He’s away to a different carriage now with a flea in his ear.
He’s lucky I’m only one vodka in!!
Wooooo saaaahhhh
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My future daughter in law treated me to a birthday lunch. The restaurant gave me a birthday shot; I really should learn to say no 🙄🤣
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@piersmorgan
He doesn’t hack dead girls phones though eh. You really can’t take the high moral ground!
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