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@dummishit
abdallah
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the mitski fandom is dying retweet if you're a real mistake
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@dummishit
abdallah
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slightly different reactions
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sehaj 🩰
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this what my dad said to the worm question guys
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@dummishit
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3 years
I'm going back to
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@dummishit
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@dummishit
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6 months
who taught her to say this
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
this looks so fucking good
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
"hidden gem in zamalek 😍😍" and it's just an overpriced café with some houseplants
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
should i skip again tomorrow
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@dummishit
abdallah
11 days
god free our people from the shackles of consumerism 🤲
@eid_sa
bassant saeed
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قاعده مع ٤ بني ادمين معاهم ايفون ١٥ برو ماكس وانا معايا ١١ حاسه نفسي فلاحه شويه
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
oh god here it comes
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
one time i took an indriver with my gf and we literally just sat close to each other to watch something on my phone and i got this message when we left <3
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
Freudian psychology is actually a study of Egyptian men you cannot tell me otherwise.
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@dummishit
abdallah
10 months
shit don't look that smart
@ytirawi
Younis Tirawi | يونس
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Palestinian bulldozers are demolishing the smart-technology barrier at the Gaza border.
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@dummishit
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1 year
do u ever wanna go for a walk then remember u live in madinet nasr
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@dummishit
abdallah
9 months
had the best pizza of my life and then..
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@dummishit
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8 months
Rate your year: jan: i don't remember feb: i don't remember mar: i don't remember apr: i don't remember may: i don't remember june: i don't remember july: i don't remember aug: i don't remember sep: i don't remember oct: i don't remember nov: i don't remember dec: 0/10
@korriecaroidk
°˖✧˚ʚCar♡lineɞ˚✧˖°
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Rate your year: jan: 8/10 feb: 4/10 mar: 3/10 apr: 2/10 may: 0/10 june: -5000/10 july: -1000/10 aug: 3/10 sep: 8/10 oct: -2000/10 nov: 3/10 dec: 4/10
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@dummishit
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if Barbie gets released here in Egypt i just hope that the Arabic subtitles translate "I'm Kenough" to "انا كِنفاية" and ill be happy
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
can't believe some of yall are med students imagine going to the doctor's and it's just oomf
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
unserious ass university
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@dummishit
abdallah
10 months
This area in Egypt now shows up on Google Maps as "Al Kantalla, Israel." This is what you're shown when you try to suggest an edit.
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
if the new mitski album is bad i would simply lie
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
imagine calling the su1cide hotline و رصيدك يخلص
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
kitty
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@dummishit
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1 year
sculpting a little kitty rn :)
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@dummishit
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1 year
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ if you're ever in zamalek and a guy that's dressed nice and speaks English says "ana neseit ma7fazty w f mawkef zebala ma3 sa7bety" and asks for some money and says he'll pay it back, DO NOT GIVE THEM MONEY, it's a scam the same people have been doing it for months.
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@dummishit
abdallah
8 days
@Plsukk >intentionally goes to country that allows lqbtq people to publicly exist >mad that lqbtq people publicly exist
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@dummishit
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1 year
good morning
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@dummishit
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9 months
i hate this family
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
screenshot this in case oomf deletes it because it's insanely funny
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@91Anzlife
Anjalii⁹¹🍌
1 year
without lying... who's the last man in your saved photos
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
local man sees a woman's body outside porn for the first time in his life (2022)
@alitawfeekk
Reeko Ali
2 years
@hangryliving بطنك فيها شعر!!!!
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@dummishit
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3 years
@Catt_Mondon @TrashDaddio what do you mean "version" that's literally the same cat
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@dummishit
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2 months
arab parents will peel and deseed your favorite fruits and serve them on a platter for u then pass you down generational trauma
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
why would mom send this
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@dummishit
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6 months
who taught her to say this
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@dummishit
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1 year
"how can i make this about me?"
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1 year
kitten update
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
you know what. ill take it
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
if Barbie gets released here in Egypt i just hope that the Arabic subtitles translate "I'm Kenough" to "انا كِنفاية" and ill be happy
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@dummishit
abdallah
8 months
who up questioning they major
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
cat
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
which one of yall is this
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@dummishit
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5 months
the 3 genders
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@dummishit
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1 year
WHAT
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
H0MOPHOB1C CAR ⁉️⁉️
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
guess who found out that u join microsoft teams meetings unmuted by default
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@dummishit
abdallah
11 months
yeah shifts from كسم القاهرة to كسم الجيزة
@exitmuzic
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anyone else notice the energy shift between cairo and giza or am i crazy
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@dummishit
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1 year
i don't
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@maryamshorbagyy
maryam
1 year
i love texting baba
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abdallah
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@ricesoju
mousferatu 🐀
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first meal of the day is lemon + salt, vinegar and baking soda
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
people who constantly talk like this deserve to be left tbh
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@dummishit
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1 year
got me a new lighter
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
gm
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
why are west cairo rich kids gay and classist and east cairo rich kids homophobic and classist what's the science here
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
[THREAD] a quick analysis of the hit song اركب الحنطور and why it's the pinnacle of Egyptian music, way ahead of its time.
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@omkolthfankonto
حُذيفة
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الرجالة غلبانين اوي
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
before and after committing war crimes in middle eastern countries
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
do u guys like my kittens
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
casually flirting with everyone is all fun and games until you have no idea if they're serious or not and also have no idea if YOU are serious or not
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
i know Om Kalthoum had a wet ass throat i hit one high note and almost d1e ain't no way she was doing it for 59 minutes she must've had that thussy 😩😩😩😩
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
imagine studying fine arts for 5 years and still sucking at perspective and lighting and stealing ideas from the internet
@redbl00dymary
winston caster
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مشروع تخرج الضحك
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@dummishit
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1 year
she gets me
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 months
who up full of hate and resentment
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
if i hear ONE more person calling cutting their hair or buying something impulsively "intrusive thoughts" i will invert their ribcage.
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abdallah
1 year
she's so goofy
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
i think he's having a moment
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
don't wanna hug people? don't hug people!! and shame on anyone who crosses your boundary. wanna wear hijab? wear it! great glad you're happy. but the moment you attempt to enforce your personal beliefs on others you start being the asshole. it can't be that hard to understand
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@dummishit
abdallah
11 months
guys look at this loaf i made
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9 months
our troops
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
why is it always the non-hijabis that got the most shit to say about other people's hijab have yall noticed this too?
انتوا اكيد طالعين من بيوت معقده و اهالى اوسخ ما تكون انكوا تبصوا لقلع الحجاب انها حريه و انجاز لدرجة ان يتقالكوا مبروك
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@dummishit
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2 years
i h @te rich people so much literally nothing about this is special "فن" my ass
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5 months
hey guys does anyone know when it becomes bearable
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@dummishit
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8 months
who up academic underachieving
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@salloouma oh is that public
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
محتاجها تطبطب عليا و تقولى انى شطور
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abdallah
3 months
who up neglecting they academic responsibilities
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
mfs witness attempted sexual assault and be like "he got curved 🤣🤣🤣"
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No Jumper
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#DaBaby getting curved by fans 😂
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@dummishit
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2 years
what peace looks like fr
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@dummishit
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10 months
yall ever hear ur alarm and "wake up" having no idea whether u actually slept or just dissociated for a few hours?
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abdallah
3 years
good morning
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abdallah
2 years
they got sonic fucked up
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@dummishit
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7 months
anyway project reveal :)
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@dummishit
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7 months
ARE U KIDDING ME???&#&$!! this is so wicked..
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2 years
ur in a microbus n this is the driver the orgra is 4 geneih u pay 5 and he doesn't send the geneih wyd?
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
what are u studying exactly
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@liIacdaisy
2 years
life as a student
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@dummishit
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5 things to do instead of going to college 🎓📚, a thread <3 🧵:
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@dummishit
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3 years
ayo wtf
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@dummishit
abdallah
3 years
they done romanticized مكرم عبيد
@aya_sab3
Aya Sab3
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Winter in Nasr City ♥️🌧️
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
كل شوية ألاقي حد غريب بيقولي "انت فنون جميلة؟ شكلك فنون جميلة" إللي هو ممكن تقول شكلك خ9ل عادي والله أتفضل 😭😭😭
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asked mom for help with an assignment
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
why are yall dating people you don't like
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@dummishit
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1 year
good luck
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
TW: martial rape/coercion . . this is undoubtedly real. first time i heard about this was so surreal coming from my father. he described marriage as a "contract" and women as "service providers" who aren't allowed to refuse this "right", this weirdly contrasted the picture i -
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
since summer is here and people are wearing short-sleeves here's a reminder that comments on scars are unwelcome and rude and you should just keep any thoughts you have to yourself no matter how well-intentioned
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
in light of the new metro stations opening, here's a handy map of the all the stations to keep on ur phone so u can know where to switch lines and all that
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
this isn't fucking cute or funny in any way and genuinely happens to thousands of women annually 😐 check the links down below
@ayzaa3yt
اكبر محبي دعاء لبه 🇵🇸🇸🇩🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
2 years
الرجاله لما تحب
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@dummishit
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2 years
it's weird that this is a universal experience like who taught them to do that who came up w that
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
im here to remind everyone that im the #1 summer hater and if u like summer ur lying and delusional cause summer doesn't like u back.
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@dummishit
abdallah
9 months
they day i hang out with a group and feel like i belong and people want me there it's over for yall
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abdallah
1 year
yea
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
took this v seriously but it was so hard to choose
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@mitskidata
mitski data
1 year
What's your favorite song from each Mitski album?
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@dummishit
abdallah
2 years
are you happy now summer fans? is this what you wanted? are you feeling happy, dancing in sundresses and jumping in swimming pools? huh?
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@dummishit
abdallah
1 year
me when the sex i got from the store turns out to be fake sex
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