Dear creepy men in their 20’s and 30’s: there is ZERO justification for “dating” a girl who is still in high school. You are a pedophile and there is zero nuance to that. Stop fucking with the mental health and wellbeing of literal children.
Thinkin about the time my ex sent me a paragraph telling me he hopes I die & that i’m a “cancer” & all i can think about is how i should’ve just replied “no I’m a scorpio”
So i got a job at sears as a commissioned home appliances salesperson and all i can think about is how I’m basically the refrigerator version of dwight schrute
Still can’t believe i just filmed a scene w an actress i used to watch on cable tv w my dad growing up. All i can rly say rn is catch me on hbo max later this year hehe
started my job at victorias secret today and was disappointed to learn that the big secret is that everything is still expensive af even with an employee discount
The Office definitely fucked me up because in relationships i’ll never feel like a Pam, i’m always paranoid I’m a Karen, and every boy I meet is either a Roy or a Dwight Schrute
....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....
My daily schedule is basically
8AM-8PM: responsible, follows diet 100%, counts macros
8PM-12AM: devours American cheese from the block, six (6) mini cupcakes, and an entire loaf of white bread
me when a guy texts back fast and cares about me: *ghosts him for 6 days*
me when a guy ignores me for 3 weeks and texts me “sup”: *texts back immediately “omg hey whatsup i Love You™ ❤️”*