Rick G. Rosner
@dumbassgenius
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World's 2nd-highest IQ. (Or maybe 3rd, but that's still pretty good.) Former Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded.
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Joined August 2010
(THREAD) Growing Up w/ the World's 2nd-Highest IQ: A Memoir.
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Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry. Donald Trump misspelled "tap.".Not exactly a meeting of the minds.
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It's not that Senator #LindseyGraham paid to have sex with dudes, among whom he was known as Lady G. It's that being blackmailed (by Russia, maybe?) about it prompted him to embrace Trump in all his awfulness. And that he's been steadfastly anti-LGBTQ.
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Silver Lining.Kamala Harris will outlive Sessions & her interrupters. (They're old & made of steak, bourbon, men's hairspray & Viagra.)
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@patriottakes She'll inherit his $5.3 million within five years. His kids from his first two marriages are furious.
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@GOP You deserve all the flak you're getting for this dumb, dishonest tweet. Help Americans, you obstructionist f**ks.
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In 3 days, Trump put up 1.7 miles of new White House barriers to shield himself from citizens.In 1,231 days, Trump put up 3 miles of border wall where there was no previously existing barrier.WH barrier went up 230 times faster than border wall. #babygate.
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As someone who knows a lot about IQ, I can tell you that anyone who makes claims about the IQs of various races is a racist creep. Dinesh D'Souza is a racist creep, a felon, and a consistent liar.
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@deandrawrites_ A gentle man, apologizing to his murderers (each of whom probably outweighed him by 60 pounds). Doing his absolute best to comply and clearly communicate with guys who suck at their job.
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People dancing = sexual anarchy.Charlie Kirk is the preacher in Footloose.
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Fun w/ Herd Immunity (Trump's new strategy) Math.We're 3% there (10 million infected out of 329 million). For herd immunity, need about 25 times as many Americans to get it. 25 x 220,000 dead = more than 5 million dead - a catastrophe. #COVID doesn't go away until Trump does.
WE NEED TO STOP HERD IMMUNITY NONSENSE. “Never in the history of public health has herd immunity been used as a strategy for responding to an outbreak,” @DrTedros told reporters Monday. “It’s scientifically and ethically problematic.” #COVID19 .
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@CPAC Your guy held seven Infrastructure Weeks, didn't pass any infrastructure spending. (but he sat in a truck.). Biden signed the first infrastructure bill since December, 2015. We need roads & bridges. Trump gave a $2 billion tax cut to billionaires. Vote against Trump.
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Kevin McCarthy is sucktastic. Let's replace him with the excellent Kim Mangone. (She's got "Man gone" right in her name. And the man who's gone is ol' Trump lackey Kevin.).
I am the Democrat running against Republican Kevin McCarthy. I am a United States Air Force Veteran, Democrat and a single mother. This is my first TV ad. Please retweet it to help me win.
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Based on sheer numbers, Trump is the most loathed living person in all of human history. 64% of the world doesn't like him. That's more than 4,000,000,000 adults!.(And this was in January, before we had 80,361 US #coronavirus dead.).
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Can't believe you truly believe the BS you're spewing. You raised the debt ceiling four times under Trump.
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@ask_aubry Sex with women has always struck me as somewhat gay. You're getting with people who wear pink, play with dolls, and usually can't bench press their own body weight. Manly men have sex with (male) pirate ship captains.
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TV doctor can't do basic math, or basic anything, really. Kids born during the pandemic are 23 months old at most. What kind of 6-, 8-, 11- and 15-month-olds are going to school?.
Oz: Published today, an article from Brown showing that kids born during the pandemic are developmentally delayed. Think about that. We’re hurting our children with some of these policies. Kids who can’t see the mouths of their teachers move don’t learn to speak.
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Gary Sinise is a reminder that you can be conservative without being a grotesque Trumper. Rare but possible. A good person who helps veterans.
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@kibblesmith 1.5 billion years from now, tardigrade astronauts will colonize the ruins of earth.
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From 1976-2016, Trump was involved in 4,095 lawsuits (nearly 4,900 up to the present), most of them because he's an a-hole. From 1985 through 2015, Trump lost more money than any other American. Don't vote for an incompetent assface. Don't vote for Trump.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Govt spending didn't drive up the cost of eggs - it was an epidemic of avian flu. You know that, liar.
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For the second time, Hannity had Trump on to try to get Trump to denounce Putin. And for the second time, Trump didn't denounce Putin. (No wonder the GOP voted today to not participate in presidential debates.).
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@MattWalshBlog Trans people don't want a fight. They want to be treated as people, not as a scourge, you loathsome scuzz who monetizes hate.
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@Mikel_Jollett Very much like the passage in the Gettysburg Address in which Lincoln, praising his own strength, lifted a barrel of molasses over his head.
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@JenniferNassour This is it. This is the really good tweet that turned me against Biden. Don't want to live in an America where the president has a kid who went to a nice college to be a social worker.
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@RonFilipkowski We can't judge, even though we really, really, really, really, really want to.
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@BradfordPearson Hoping that most of these people are wearing masks. Definite mixed feelings. The largest Spanish Flu outbreak was caused by a huge parade in Philly.
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Fuck you to everyone cheering for and trying to make a huge market crash happen to help Trump. Yeah, this coming morning will be bad, but you want it to be even worse, ya dicks. Trump of course owns most of the worst point drops on the Dow.
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@RNCResearch I'm "on vacation" right now - at my desk, at home, working. About 150 million Americans were "on vacation" - working from home - during Covid shutdowns. You guys are wildly, sleazily dishonest.
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@ThisIsKyleR @realDonaldTrump He lost by seven million votes last time and isn't getting more popular.
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Rasmussen, the polling company which just released very good numbers for Trump, was dropped by poll aggregator for being too blatantly biased in favor of Republicans. Takes a lot to get dumped. Rasmussen is trash.
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@TudorDixon Number of fake spray paint attacks using "Antifa" - 48.Number of real spray paint attacks using "Antifa" - 0.
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Ashley Biden is trending because Donald Trump has been credibly accused of sexually assaulting and harassing 26 women including a then-13-year-old girl, and new evidence of Trump's involvement with Epstein has been released. America's rapiest president, but MAGA doesn't care.
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George Santos is asshole-ish.
OMG, George Santos explained his lie about having family flee the Holocaust is, I kid you not, "I never said was Jewish, I said I was Jew-ish". Just when I thought he could not get any more revolting. What a POS.
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E. Jean Carroll was a relationships & sex advice columnist for decades. Trump, found liable for raping Carroll, today reposted 31 of her tweets, some pertaining to sex, as if writing about sex makes it okay that he raped her. Don't let this evil psycho back in the White House.
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@JonahDispatch @patriottakes Most people are able to do "never again" without spending $620,000 on Nazi knickknacks and paintings by Hitler.
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Congratulations #AlexandriaOcasioCortez on your blowout primary victory - 70% vs. 19% for your closest opponent.
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Trump was elected in 2016 because, among other reasons, he got $5 billion in free publicity from news organizations in luv with his slimy soundbites, which delivered ratings. And the news is doing the same sh*t again -.
I wrote about how little we’ve learned in @VanityFair
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Proof of Conspiracy has - you guessed it - extensive proof that Trump and his family have whored themselves our to not just Russia but to SIX foreign governments. (Apologies to whores, who earn their money non-treasonously.).
(THREAD) Now that Amazon lets readers preview the first 56 pages of the 600-page book PROOF OF CONSPIRACY—which officially launches in under 3 hours—I thought I'd post some key early excerpts. I hope you'll read on and retweet. The purchase link is below:
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30 million early votes cast with more than 5 days to go!.44.2% Dems, 33.5% GOP.54.0% female, 44.8% male.(among states that report this info).Last midterms: 20 million with a week to go. Keep it up!.We can hold the House and Senate!.Vote!. Data from @ElectProject.
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@patriottakes There are May-December marriages built on love and mutual respect. This isn't one of them.
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We'll give you Andrew Cuomo if we can have Al Franken back.
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@mschlapp You're gonna leave yourself open to hundreds of jokes by asking a question about honesty? I question your judgment.
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@realDonaldTrump Ranked worst President in history by 172 professional historians both liberal and conservative in 2018, even before you bungled #coronavirus, killing 200,000 Americans and tanking the GDP.
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@Mike_Pence You were complicit in the most disastrous presidential administration in history. You ooze mediocrity. History's sock monkey.
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@mattgaetz They're among your constituents - people you're supposed to represent and protect - you loathsome troll.
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This gross mess paid himself $622,000 last year from donations to his charity. Thanks to @MollyJongFast for the screen-grab. (Falwell Jr has blocked me.)
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23-year-old #ArianaGrande is 50 times more Presidential than our President. #OneLoveManchester
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The Cheesecake Factory is trending under politics, but the real news is that a $25 gift card purchased by the end of the year comes with a free slice of cheesecake. Which is more than the #GOP Senate has done for us.
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@StefanMolyneux Oh look - female superheroes on one can & male superheroes on another. Not a feminist conspiracy after all. Dodged a lady bullet!
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Trump spent $7,800,000,000,000, douche. One quarter of our national debt. Two trillion dollar tax cut for the top 1%. What was sane about that?.
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@mikepompeo And you should be nowhere near the presidency. You surrendered to the Taliban. You freed 5,000 Taliban in return for very little.
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Heck yeah @soledadobrien -.Soledad O'Brien talking about the news on Jon Stewart's show:."Don't put liars on television.". DON'T PUT LIARS ON TELEVISION!.
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@RNCResearch Call me weird, but I think it's a vacation only if I'm golfing at my own golf club or f**king a porn star while my wife nurses our newborn.
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Mayor of San Juan: chest deep in water.President of US: in the rough, in over his head
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"The Omen" is trending. Sometimes 2,000 people come up with the same joke at the same time.
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@leahmcelrath Getting home is more difficult (unless they reverse the river in the evening).
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@GovRonDeSantis About 61,000 Floridians have died of Covid since April, 2021 - more Covid deaths than in any other state. Your crackpot Covid policies have contributed to tens of thousands of needless deaths. DeSantis is America's Putin.
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The Navy demoted Ronny Jackson from admiral to captain two years ago. This just became public knowledge. Ronny, a known liar as Trump's White House doctor, has been lying about his rank for two years.
Trump's ex-doctor, Ronny Jackson,. demoted by Navy for inappropriate behavior in White House .
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F*cker.F*cker.F*cker.F*cker.F*cker.F*cker.F*cker.F*cker. (Thanks to @MollyJongFast. It's her joke, just with more "F*cker"s.).
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) objects to a relief bill, saying stimulus bills don't stimulate the economy. He instead proposes “lower regulation” and “a competitive tax system.”
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@timminglab She tweeted it to an arrogant 36-year-old 6'3" criminal who used to pummel people for a living.
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@GOPChairwoman Biden lives in Delaware, you absolute toad. He's commuted from Delaware for all 45 years he's held national-level elective office - 36 years as Senator, 8 as VP. You've got nothing, you pack of idiot nihilists.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy You waste so much time on bullshit. (Not that you'd accomplish much more if you didn't.).
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Trans soldier Shane Ortega. 3 hostile combat tours & 400 combat missions in Iraq & Afghanistan. Better than Trump.#TransRightsAreHumanRights
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@JMShumway The girl also lost three grandparents in the past year. The lesson here is never enter your grandparents in the Shasta County 4H program.
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@RNCResearch Vacation. Every day at six pm, I leave work and go on vacation at my house until 8:30 am the following morning. 50 hours a week at the office. The rest, vacation!.
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@GOP The modern GOP is the most corrupt, dishonest, and unresponsive to voters of any major US political party in history.
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Joe Manchin & Kyrsten Sinema are on the take. They're crooked - working for rich donors instead of the people who voted for them.
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California has one of the lowest positivity rates in the US and is reopening safely. So let's replace the governor with a 2nd-tier reality star who did a great thing in the Olympics 45 years ago (and who killed a woman while using a phone while driving).
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@RepMattGaetz Counted from March 31, 2021, Florida has had the highest Covid death rate in the US. Some people don't want their loved ones or their own selves to get sick or die. You're pretty hideous yourself.
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@Karnala110 @krassenstein None of those nations had 332 million citizens with 400 million guns, as we do.
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@CollinRugg Pretty effective president. Ranked 19th among all presidents in a survey of presidential historians. Trump, in four surveys of presidential historians ranked.dead last.3rd worst.2nd worst.4th worst
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@RonnyJacksonTX 172 presidential historians liberal and conservative ranked Trump the worst president in history in 2018, even before the disasters of 2020.
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@BrianManookian @CSexton25 So the head of the Tennessee GOP goon squad coerces sex from anyone who enters his attack radius (like a T. Rex, but rapey).
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@SpeakerMcCarthy You're a hopeless putz. Dems have been reducing the deficit. Your disastrous prez added $7,800,000,000,000 to the deficit through a giant handout to billionaires.
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@MollyJongFast As a stripper from a family of strippers, I can tell you that is totally stripper posture.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy My mom served for many years in the PTA when my brother and I were in school. My wife was very involved in helping our kid get the most out of LA public schools. I've volunteered as a classroom aide. This is none of that. This is hobbling public schools with a creepy agenda.
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