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Duff Goldman

@duffgoldman

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Dad. Husband. Chef. Musician. Writer. Builder. If you can dream it, @Charm_CityCakes can make it. Nationwide Shipping:

Baltimore, L.A., and 38k feet.
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@duffgoldman
Duff Goldman
8 years
The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama's inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I didn't make it. 🤔
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Duff Goldman
4 years
I have never seen this in my entire life. I lived in DC and worked at a restaurant two blocks from here and rode my bike by the White House every night at around 2am. The lights were always on. This absolutely sums up this administration. Nobody’s home.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
We made a person! ❤️ @johnnapgoldman
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Johnna Goldman
4 years
🎀Josephine Frances Goldman 🎀 🧁 1.31.21 ⚖️8lbs 2 oz 📏21 inches @duffgoldman
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Duff Goldman
3 years
I get it now. I get why parents are always showing pictures of their kids. But c’mon! Look at this baby! I mean...right?!?
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Duff Goldman
4 years
MUFFINS! 😍
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Duff Goldman
8 years
Remembering a fantastic cake I made is awesome and the chef that re-created it for @POTUS Trump did a fantastic job. Group hug, y'all. 🇺🇸
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Duff Goldman
6 years
SHE SAID YES! @geminibones610 is gonna be my wife for ever and ever and ever!
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Our little mini muffin got cold so I wrapped her up in my @bootbarn jacket. Instant sleep. My little cowgirl.
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Duff Goldman
3 years
I just can’t with this baby. And she loves Carl!
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Duff Goldman
4 years
I F***ING HATE 2020 SO F***ING MUCH
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Duff Goldman
6 years
Congrats, Taylor, on your winning #selfieclairs ! 🏆 #KidsBakingChampionship #CrazyTay
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Duff Goldman
5 years
For everyone who doesn’t think my cake was a wedding cake..here’s a video of my wife @johnnapgoldman and I LITERALLY EATING IT AT OUR WEDDING. #BuddyVsDuff
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Duff Goldman
4 years
What really amazes me is that somehow trump has convinced 50% of us that he is some sort of tough guy. Like he is some alpha male ideal when NOTHING could be further from the truth. He is weak. He is afraid. He is a coward. He disrespects (to put it mildly) women. He complains
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Duff Goldman
5 years
I went to see Mamo. I told her my strudel didn’t win on tv. She didn’t care, she said it was perfect. 👌
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Duff Goldman
4 years
C’mon man. You literally have my phone number. @AndyRichter
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Andy Richter
4 years
My daughter wanted to bake a cake but I only have one round cake pan
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Duff Goldman
5 years
For you Carl. You’re a beautiful man who lived to fill the hearts of everyone who knew you with warmth and laughter and joy. My world is more dim without you in it but infinitely brighter for having you as a friend. I miss you already. #ruizing
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Whachoolookinat foo?
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Duff Goldman
6 years
Hey folks, sorry if I have been a little grumpy lately. 3 bright lights in my world have gone out in the last week and sometimes we’re all afraid of the dark.
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Duff Goldman
5 years
God forbid I ruin my image by having people think I am a compassionate person who loves my country and all the people who make it awesome and I’m genuinely horrified at the clown show of our leadership.
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Duff Goldman
3 years
Baby Josephine has my hair! 😩
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Duff Goldman
6 years
I’m gonna miss you, man. And I’m gonna live like you’re watching my every move so if I ever even attempt to be disingenuous I’ll feel the slap on the back of my head & the disdain in your voice & I’ll keep it in true. Your brash mind, clear eye, & words of truth will keep me.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Every single trump supporter should be ashamed of themselves. Absolutely disgusting.
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Duff Goldman
6 years
6 months between these two photos. It's a battle every damn day. Don't ever give up.
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Duff Goldman
7 years
I try not to be annoying and post stuff about getting in shape but I touched the floor without bending my knees today for the first time since college and I feel like a badass. Feel free to lavish me with praise.
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Yes, this IS a cake. Aziraphale and Crowley are made out of gumpaste and modeling chocolate (and took many hours of patience to sculpt)! Nice job, @Charm_CityCakes . #CakeoftheWeek
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Happy Valentine’s Day to my two valentines. I didn’t think there was any more room in my heart for more love and it seems like you two cram a little more in there every time I look at you. 🥰
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Duff Goldman
2 years
Happy Father’s Day to me!
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Duff Goldman
4 years
@hotfoodporn I’m a company man and all but I gotta say I was a bit confused by this as well
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Duff Goldman
3 years
I just can’t with this baby.
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Duff Goldman
2 years
These kids on #kidsbakingchampionship are just getting younger and younger! @Wolfiesmom @FoodNetwork
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Duff Goldman
7 years
@belazygirl @Jae_Day6 @GordonRamsay Looks like it got eaten by a lion and shat off a cliff.
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Duff Goldman
6 years
My heart hurts really really bad.
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Hey @realDonaldTrump . GFY 🖕
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Duff Goldman
4 years
This is my grandfather Bernie Helitzer. 94th Infantry. He wore a uniform with lots of other guys in uniforms and he fought fascists. Fascists always lose because of brave people like my grandfather. He wasn’t a sucker or a loser. He was a great man. #WeRespectVeterans
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Duff Goldman
3 years
OMG this baby! 😩
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Karen’s gonna Karen
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Duff Goldman
5 years
About last night... who watched the season premiere of #BuddyVsDuff on @FoodNetwork ? #TeamDuff
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Good always wins. Always. Don’t let the news drag you down. 49 days and good will win.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
I’m not crying. You’re crying. This is amazing
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Duff Goldman
5 years
You are no president. Baltimore is a vibrant, beautiful city and its soul, love, character, and community are so alien to your vapid and chillingly cavernous hate-filled heart that it is invisible to you. The depths of your own self-loathing makes me sad for you. Resign.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately!
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Duff Goldman
3 years
This sweet, sweet lady. One of a kind.
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Duff Goldman
2 years
Happy Birthday @Charm_CityCakes ! 20 years ago today I quit my job and started a bakery out of my apartment in Baltimore. 20 years! Thank you to everyone who has been a part of this incredible ride. Here’s to 20 more years in the Best City in America..BALTIMORE!
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Yellow cake from a box baked in a 9x13 with canned chocolate frosting is the most delicious cake on the planet.
@Ihaveagaurdcat
Katherine Lundgren
4 years
@duffgoldman Mash potato’s aren’t that hard to make, next you are going to tell me that box Mac & cheese is good or icing from a tub is delicious
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Duff Goldman
7 years
This is awesome. Well done, @alpacafett ! Hey @VancityReynolds . Let me know if you need a #Deadpool2 wrap cake. I know a guy. 😉
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Hey y’all, I wanted to write a quick note of apology. It seems that #BuddyVsDuff has inspired a lot of feelings of ill will and that makes me pretty sad. I went into this competition like I do anything else. I saw it as an opportunity to do what I love to do, namely bake
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Duff Goldman
7 years
If someone comes into my shop and orders a cake, I make them a cake. I don't choose who I sell cakes to.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Let’s go @Ravens ! Got my @megatronnie jersey! 😈 #RavensFlock
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Hey y’all, wether you’re #TeamBuddy or #TeamDuff , let’s keep it positive. @CakeBossBuddy is just as passionate about his craft as I am about mine. This was an absolutely grueling competition that pushed all of us beyond our limits and we’re only human. Things happen #BuddyvsDuff
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Duff Goldman
3 years
Thanks for the onesie @CIACulinary ! Save a spot for her in 2039!
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Duff Goldman
7 years
Wow. It's been 3 months and I feel like these are photos of two different people.
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Duff Goldman
2 years
Every pro-gun argument is bs. Good guy with a gun? BS. Arm teachers? BS. Not a gun issue, but a mental health issue? BS. Constitutional rights? BS. Toxic patriotism. Bunch of gun-worshiping weak cowards. I’m absolutely sick. Vote, dammit. Vote these cowards out.
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Duff Goldman
6 years
Bagels are great. Toasted everything bagels. A little bit burnt on the edges. At least a half inch of cream cheese. Super thin sliced smoked salmon. Wrapped in wax paper. And coffee in a paper cup. (Sorry, my diet is going great, I just can’t stop thinking about food)
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Duff Goldman
3 years
So @johnnapgoldman saw a $50 toy online and said “you can make that!” $850 in tools and 2 trips to the hardware store later..voila. I think making from scratch was way more rewarding. Daddy made Josephine a thing! Wait till I build her a go-kart for our super steep driveway. 😈
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Thanks @chrissyteigen for ordering this awesome pho cake for Mama Pepper from @charm_citycakes 🧡 Hope y’all enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed creating it! #CakeoftheWeek
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Duff Goldman
4 years
So, @TheRock at 15, me at 15.
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Duff Goldman
3 years
This kid.
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Thanks for watching everyone! And thanks for the kind words. Don’t nobody go feeling bad for @geofmanthorne and I, we’re really making some of the best cakes we’ve ever made AND we’re having a hill ‘o fun! See you next week! 🙌 #BuddyVsDuff
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Duff Goldman
4 years
For all those wondering, this is my son Carl. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Yellowstone (legally of course) 6 years ago and lives in my backpack.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Eyes on the prize. Vote this bloated sack of protoplasm and his evil empire out this November. Register to vote NOW.
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Duff Goldman
3 years
Josephine loves her sensory board! Thanks for all the ideas, y’all. Merry Christmas!
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Duff Goldman
7 years
I think hockey is much more popular in Russia than the NFL anyways. Totally makes sense.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
Please to inform that the Champion Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL will be joining me at the White House for Ceremony. Great team!
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Who makes a cake for the Ace of Cakes birthday? @CakeBossBuddy does! Thanks Buddy! It’s DELICIOUS. @CarlosBakery makes a dang good cake.
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Duff Goldman
6 years
@Hostess_Snacks @CornNuts 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🎂 🎂🎂 🎂 🎂🎂🎂 🍰 🍰 🍰 🍰
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Duff Goldman
3 years
Look at this baby laughing her tushy off in the @malibufeedbin pumpkin patch next the storm over the Pacific Ocean.
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Duff Goldman
3 years
I'm so excited to finally tell you that I have a new show called Duff’s Happy Fun Bake Time! Launching on April 29 on Discovery+. It’s myself, Geof & my new puppet friends! Making a show with puppets & the folks at The Jim Henson Company ( @hensoncompany ) was a dream come true!
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Duff Goldman
5 years
@jonbecker_ Bell peppers ruin everything they touch
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Duff Goldman
5 years
If you miss Ace of Cakes, you’re gonna LOVE #DuffTakesTheCake on @FoodNetwork . 4/15 at 10/9c No competition, no negative attitudes, just me and my friends making awesome cakes for cool people. 🙌
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amanda
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@duffgoldman Just watched Buddy vs Duff. Your still amazing. Your so detailed. I miss Ace of Cakes
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Thanks, eh? @FoodNetworkCA
@FoodNetworkCA
Food Network Canada
5 years
What a battle. Well deserved @DuffGoldman ! #BuddyVsDuff
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Duff Goldman
6 years
I wish I could share with y’all what we’re laughing about 2 minutes after we had just got married. 😂
@johnnapgoldman
Johnna Goldman
6 years
No one can make me cry-laugh the way that you do @duffgoldman 📸: @amyandstuart
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Okay. Do these maga idiots understand that their dear leader is EXACTLY who Rage Against the Machine is raging against? I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECK TIE!! 🙄
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Duff Goldman
4 years
McEnany calling anything “Orwellian” is the definition of Orwellian.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
4 years
McEnany dismisses public health guidelines to slow the spread of coronavirus as "Orwellian"
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Loud words don’t make a man tough. Money doesn’t make a man tough. A lack of regard for people who are different than you don’t make a man tough. Trump is a weak, lying, pitiful excuse of a man and I am ashamed of him.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
My older brother couldn’t say “Jeffrey” when my mom brought me home from the hospital. He kept calling me “Duffy.” It stuck.
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Jillian Anderson
4 years
What is Duff short for?! #BuddyVsDuff
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Duff Goldman
4 years
In spirit of the countless photos that we are taking of our little muffin Josephine, here’s a throwback to when Johnna and I were babies. #throwbackthrusday
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Duff Goldman
6 years
One in three women will experience some form of sexual assault. 33%. One third. Imagine being the greedy, spineless monster telling one third of the women and girls in your life that they don’t matter. I pray that we find our way out of this darkness. You DO matter. Go #vote .🇺🇸
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Ace of Cakes was, is, and will always be the best cake show on television. 😎
@YourCanadianGF
Your Canadian GirlFriend
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@duffgoldman @FoodNetwork It's nice to see some of the faces from Ace of Cakes working on Buddy Vs Duff. The show needs to pop up at least OnDemand.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
Watching @POTUS @JoeBiden answering questions from the press is so refreshing. Smart, intelligent, reformed, and kind. Thinking about Trump in relief against our current president just makes Trump that much more awful. Never again, America. Never, ever, ever.
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Duff Goldman
3 years
Took my sack o’ potatoes for a nature walk in @GreatSmokyNPS
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Duff Goldman
3 years
@OhNoSheTwitnt Tell me you have a small peepee without telling me you have a small peepee.
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Duff Goldman
5 years
You chose...wisely.
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Duff Goldman
4 years
protect their children. Real men don’t act like victims when they don’t get what they want. Real men treat women like the goddesses they are (my wife is pregnant and don’t tell me she’s not a goddess because she is creating life as we speak). Guns don’t make a man tough.
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Duff Goldman
6 years
For anyone worrying about food waste on any @FoodNetwork show, please know that tv crews are the modern equivalent of biblical hordes of locusts and nothing survives.
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1105🌴🥥🇺🇸
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@duffgoldman What do you do with all the left over food? Does the crew get to eat it? @duffgoldman
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Duff Goldman
6 years
I have completely stopped caring when someone gets uncomfortable when I have to explain to them that I don’t drink. It’s a weird phenomenon.
@HuffPost
HuffPost
6 years
"My choice not to drink is a personal one, but in my opinion, it’s a healthy choice that should be celebrated."
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Duff Goldman
4 years
So when individuals figure out how to use the internet against the old money regime, it takes less than 24 hours to shut them down. But when racist nazi white supremacists use it to spread hate, violence, and insurrection, well, that’s just free speech. Got it.
@CNBCnow
CNBC Now
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BREAKING: Robinhood, Interactive Brokers restrict trading in GameStop stock and options
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Duff Goldman
5 years
I feel like someone is obsessed with size? 🤔 #BuddyVsDuff 😂
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Duff Goldman
4 years
I have claimed, for culinary purposes, the commonwealth of Massachusetts (which has very delicious clams).
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....
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Duff Goldman
4 years
I think Ratatouille is the best food film ever made, period. No hyperbole. The scenes where Remy is describing flavor and the accompanying visuals dance and swirl is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to how I think about cooking.
@thetakeout
The Takeout
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Disney films have beautiful animation across the board, but there's something special about this culinary film.
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Duff Goldman
5 years
I have a special kind of disrespect for people who make fun other people’s laughs. I love your laugh, @chefsymon . And when you and I laugh together it’s a like a couple hyenas feasting on a 4 day old zebra leg with audience of grumpy vultures. So whatever. F this guy.
@seanp54_sean
S Horgan
5 years
@chefsymon Chef , I like the show and the education , but it would be even better if you toned down the psychotic laugh paired with the mouth wide open silent laugh... it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard ... imho... AB made great points on cooking shows nowadays
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Duff Goldman
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Dude! @Zak_Bagans @hauntedmuseum is SUPER SCARY! I think @johnnapgoldman and I have both already peed ourselves. If y’all get to Vegas, DO NOT MISS!
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Good game, @CakeBossBuddy and @CakeBossRalph . Mad respect. 🙌 @geofmanthorne = MVP. 🏆 #BuddyVsDuff
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5 years
I’m giving you guys what you expect out of me. Thanks and I hope you keep watching, @geofmanthorne and I make some insanely cool stuff coming up. 🙏
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Pastry chefs are real-life wizards.
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4 years
It’s #ElectionDay I’m hopeful. I know that decency, kindness, and humanity will prevail because that’s what America is supposed to be. Take a deep breath and give everyone a smile because we know we’re taking our country back. Let’s end this nightmare. Go vote! 🙌❤️
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Duff Goldman
5 years
Done. 👹
@Zak_Bagans
Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️
5 years
I want a demon cake!
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Duff Goldman
5 years
What did you guys think of the #DuffTakestheCake premiere last night on @FoodNetwork ? Here's a closer look of the cakes 😎
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