I have never seen this in my entire life. I lived in DC and worked at a restaurant two blocks from here and rode my bike by the White House every night at around 2am. The lights were always on. This absolutely sums up this administration. Nobody’s home.
For everyone who doesn’t think my cake was a wedding cake..here’s a video of my wife
@johnnapgoldman
and I LITERALLY EATING IT AT OUR WEDDING.
#BuddyVsDuff
What really amazes me is that somehow trump has convinced 50% of us that he is some sort of tough guy. Like he is some alpha male ideal when NOTHING could be further from the truth. He is weak. He is afraid. He is a coward. He disrespects (to put it mildly) women. He complains
For you Carl. You’re a beautiful man who lived to fill the hearts of everyone who knew you with warmth and laughter and joy. My world is more dim without you in it but infinitely brighter for having you as a friend. I miss you already.
#ruizing
Hey folks, sorry if I have been a little grumpy lately. 3 bright lights in my world have gone out in the last week and sometimes we’re all afraid of the dark.
God forbid I ruin my image by having people think I am a compassionate person who loves my country and all the people who make it awesome and I’m genuinely horrified at the clown show of our leadership.
I’m gonna miss you, man. And I’m gonna live like you’re watching my every move so if I ever even attempt to be disingenuous I’ll feel the slap on the back of my head & the disdain in your voice & I’ll keep it in true. Your brash mind, clear eye, & words of truth will keep me.
I try not to be annoying and post stuff about getting in shape but I touched the floor without bending my knees today for the first time since college and I feel like a badass. Feel free to lavish me with praise.
Yes, this IS a cake. Aziraphale and Crowley are made out of gumpaste and modeling chocolate (and took many hours of patience to sculpt)! Nice job,
@Charm_CityCakes
.
#CakeoftheWeek
Happy Valentine’s Day to my two valentines. I didn’t think there was any more room in my heart for more love and it seems like you two cram a little more in there every time I look at you. 🥰
This is my grandfather Bernie Helitzer. 94th Infantry. He wore a uniform with lots of other guys in uniforms and he fought fascists. Fascists always lose because of brave people like my grandfather. He wasn’t a sucker or a loser. He was a great man.
#WeRespectVeterans
You are no president. Baltimore is a vibrant, beautiful city and its soul, love, character, and community are so alien to your vapid and chillingly cavernous hate-filled heart that it is invisible to you. The depths of your own self-loathing makes me sad for you. Resign.
Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately!
Happy Birthday
@Charm_CityCakes
! 20 years ago today I quit my job and started a bakery out of my apartment in Baltimore. 20 years! Thank you to everyone who has been a part of this incredible ride. Here’s to 20 more years in the Best City in America..BALTIMORE!
Hey y’all, I wanted to write a quick note of apology. It seems that
#BuddyVsDuff
has inspired a lot of feelings of ill will and that makes me pretty sad. I went into this competition like I do anything else. I saw it as an opportunity to do what I love to do, namely bake
Hey y’all, wether you’re
#TeamBuddy
or
#TeamDuff
, let’s keep it positive.
@CakeBossBuddy
is just as passionate about his craft as I am about mine. This was an absolutely grueling competition that pushed all of us beyond our limits and we’re only human. Things happen
#BuddyvsDuff
Every pro-gun argument is bs. Good guy with a gun? BS. Arm teachers? BS. Not a gun issue, but a mental health issue? BS. Constitutional rights? BS. Toxic patriotism. Bunch of gun-worshiping weak cowards. I’m absolutely sick. Vote, dammit. Vote these cowards out.
Bagels are great. Toasted everything bagels. A little bit burnt on the edges. At least a half inch of cream cheese. Super thin sliced smoked salmon. Wrapped in wax paper. And coffee in a paper cup. (Sorry, my diet is going great, I just can’t stop thinking about food)
So
@johnnapgoldman
saw a $50 toy online and said “you can make that!” $850 in tools and 2 trips to the hardware store later..voila. I think making from scratch was way more rewarding. Daddy made Josephine a thing! Wait till I build her a go-kart for our super steep driveway. 😈
Thanks for watching everyone! And thanks for the kind words. Don’t nobody go feeling bad for
@geofmanthorne
and I, we’re really making some of the best cakes we’ve ever made AND we’re having a hill ‘o fun! See you next week! 🙌
#BuddyVsDuff
For all those wondering, this is my son Carl. We share no blood but he is my life. He came from Yellowstone (legally of course) 6 years ago and lives in my backpack.
I'm so excited to finally tell you that I have a new show called Duff’s Happy Fun Bake Time! Launching on April 29 on Discovery+. It’s myself, Geof & my new puppet friends! Making a show with puppets & the folks at The Jim Henson Company (
@hensoncompany
) was a dream come true!
If you miss Ace of Cakes, you’re gonna LOVE
#DuffTakesTheCake
on
@FoodNetwork
. 4/15 at 10/9c No competition, no negative attitudes, just me and my friends making awesome cakes for cool people. 🙌
Okay. Do these maga idiots understand that their dear leader is EXACTLY who Rage Against the Machine is raging against? I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECK TIE!! 🙄
Loud words don’t make a man tough. Money doesn’t make a man tough. A lack of regard for people who are different than you don’t make a man tough. Trump is a weak, lying, pitiful excuse of a man and I am ashamed of him.
In spirit of the countless photos that we are taking of our little muffin Josephine, here’s a throwback to when Johnna and I were babies.
#throwbackthrusday
One in three women will experience some form of sexual assault. 33%. One third. Imagine being the greedy, spineless monster telling one third of the women and girls in your life that they don’t matter. I pray that we find our way out of this darkness. You DO matter. Go
#vote
.🇺🇸
Watching
@POTUS
@JoeBiden
answering questions from the press is so refreshing. Smart, intelligent, reformed, and kind. Thinking about Trump in relief against our current president just makes Trump that much more awful. Never again, America. Never, ever, ever.
protect their children. Real men don’t act like victims when they don’t get what they want. Real men treat women like the goddesses they are (my wife is pregnant and don’t tell me she’s not a goddess because she is creating life as we speak). Guns don’t make a man tough.
For anyone worrying about food waste on any
@FoodNetwork
show, please know that tv crews are the modern equivalent of biblical hordes of locusts and nothing survives.
So when individuals figure out how to use the internet against the old money regime, it takes less than 24 hours to shut them down. But when racist nazi white supremacists use it to spread hate, violence, and insurrection, well, that’s just free speech. Got it.
We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....
I think Ratatouille is the best food film ever made, period. No hyperbole. The scenes where Remy is describing flavor and the accompanying visuals dance and swirl is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to how I think about cooking.
I have a special kind of disrespect for people who make fun other people’s laughs. I love your laugh,
@chefsymon
. And when you and I laugh together it’s a like a couple hyenas feasting on a 4 day old zebra leg with audience of grumpy vultures. So whatever. F this guy.
@chefsymon
Chef , I like the show and the education , but it would be even better if you toned down the psychotic laugh paired with the mouth wide open silent laugh... it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard ... imho... AB made great points on cooking shows nowadays
It’s
#ElectionDay
I’m hopeful. I know that decency, kindness, and humanity will prevail because that’s what America is supposed to be. Take a deep breath and give everyone a smile because we know we’re taking our country back. Let’s end this nightmare. Go vote! 🙌❤️