we really went from Ahsoka casually beheading four Mandos at once in a TV-PG show, to the creatives being scared to dismember ZOMBIES in a TV-14 show. Fucking laughable.
@kdp_ii
ngl that sounded pretty natural to me personally. But you know for a fact if it was an influencer talking about a ride it’d be “you guys ever watch Disney’s Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back?”
@MilKPoP447
conservatives see a white dude have any kind of flaw or unconventional character trait and think it’s an attack on whiteness, heterosexuality, and men lmfao
BEST FIGHT SCENES IN ALL STAR WARS?!? REALLY?!!!
To see the full Fight Scene Autopsy breakdown of Star Wars
#TheAcolyte
episode 5, click on
@shadiversity
I’m getting so fucking sick and tired of lightsabers being 98% surface wounds and impalements, and sometimes those surface wounds/impalements aren’t even lethal or a big deal.
if these characters were actually being smart, like they should be, they’d see that the zombie troopers are impervious to blaster shots and lightsaber impalements and they’d make sure to cut them in half or behead them, which they should have no issue with
yeah it was fucking weird I won’t lie. The “because I’m having sex with EVERYBODY!!!” was actually hilarious and then they implied he got raped directly after and my smile faded so fast
@huntrixi
dude this shit has confused me for years and they continue to make it more and more convoluted. Because for a time I also though Evelyn cursed him, but I don’t think that can be the case because in the portraits we see him in a full black silhouette with glowing blue eyes and-
@huntrixi
it’s so interesting to me cuz at first glance, the storyboard seems more fucked up cuz obviously he’s utterly terrified, but the final is actually infinitely more so because it just shows how normalized this is, that he’s relatively desensitized because of how much it happens.
surface wounds DO happen, it’s not like every single strike on an individual is going to dismember a limb, it’s all about how it hits. But if you’re fighting a group of fucking 30 dudes with a lightsaber, you should expect to see some actual dismemberment
@PS_1940
@bigmonkeong
he loves ANAKIN. But he fully accepts that none of Anakin remains. The only thing left is a violent mass murderer, and Obi leaves him there to kill thousands more. It’s the most atrocious character assassination I’ve ever seen.
@kolapon_art
the dialogue in that scene is immaculate. How he laughs at Luz for being afraid of hurting him because he couldn’t care less and actively gets pleasure from it. How he states how “useful” Luz is, utilizing Hunter’s body to spout the same rhetoric he put onto Hunter his whole life
this man is literally on the verge of tears screaming into a camera because he had to click a he/him button
you guys have zero right to get on SJWs for being “snowflakes” lmfao
I got into the panel today and I don’t have a ton to report lol, but there was this really funny moment where Sarah mentioned that she can do a good Raine Whispers impression and the cast began imitating each other’s lines
we honestly NEEDED something like this in canon. Not just “we should’ve gotten this” no I mean like this is CRUCIAL to Hunter’s character and the entire plotline set up in Thanks to Them, and we just don’t get it. It’s merely implied it happened during the finale timeskip
@ZJay_99
@MilKPoP447
“shtupid SJWs only focus on race and sexuality instead of a good story 😡😡😡”
“mmm guys I counted only three white people in this movie this is quite racist☝️🤓”
actually so funny that Dream stans were analyzing every second of those videos saying “it’s edited!” and “it doesn’t sound like him!” only for Dream to go on his priv and basically be like “nah they’re real they were just sent to someone of age” like you mfs are STUPID stupid
A, this is a complete goalpost shift like god damn
B, no way he used Endgame and the sequel trilogy, some of the highest grossing movies of all time, as examples of “going broke” 😭
okay so I looked into this to see what everyone was freaking out about and…this is a two year age gap. That’s it. It’s like 17 and 19. Idk why people are saying Gwen is 20+ here
Ooze is alive. He’s been online on his Discord, Spotify, etc. and is intentionally being silent to continue his bullshit suicide baiting. He’s a manipulative piece of shit and if this doesn’t prove it I don’t know what does.
@hzjoe03
@irakliwontmiss
are you saying people should spend money on something that doesn’t interest them? The movie is peak but if people aren’t into TMNT I’m not gonna guilt them into seeing it
@YolaGG__
yeah exactly, I really loved the zombies in concept, but in execution? Every fight scene with them was horribly directed and choreographed imo
@DarthBr3nnan
@MrBrecken
people are interpreting my post to mean “they’re scared of EVER decapitating a trooper”, when instead I mean that the creatives are too scared to have the characters actually use lightsabers logically to end the threat because there would be so much dismemberment.
@NinjaNugget64
@YOUHAVETOW3KEUP
oh I don’t think it was JUST the shortening lol, a few of these are also the victims of horrible writing too. They fumbled Gus HARD in season 3, same thing with Raine imo. That possession was ass
@allenlealien
@The_GM_is_God
I’m still so annoyed they tried to feed us the bullshit that Thor, Nat, Peggy, T’Challa Star Lord, Strange, and Killmonger were the “perfect combination of heroes” rather than like…200 Scarlet Witches or something
I do not care for Across the Spider-Verse. It's the first two acts of an incomplete story and has little plot of its own, the Gwen dimension visuals are arbitrarily abstract, and every spider has to be made into an incompetent bad guy for this horrible contrivance to work.
EFAP did their first video coverage for a while and it was interesting, although I still prefer breakdowns. MCU fatigue was a cool topic to listen to and think about and revisiting how bad Cosmonaut and Moviebob are as video makers was fun
@Blobfishes3
@jayjjalen
it doesn’t really present it as an origin, and there’s numerous shots that are different from the final cut, giving vibes moreso of Miles already being an established Spidey rather than the origin/teamup that we got.
@ThamesJonathan
my god YES I watched it. That one singular trooper being killed was good, but it was one out of like 30, when the characters absolutely would’ve just cut off the legs of the troopers to stop them from chasing them
I’m sorry I’m really not trying to be overly dickish rn but it is fucking HILARIOUS to me that there are Mox defenders like
“I’m so stupid for believing him”
and then other Mox defenders come in like “it’s okay, you didn’t know”
WE SHOWED YOU IDENTICAL PHOTOS TF YOU MEAN
@MrYGuy2
@HeartfulBallad
first, yes it was actually implied in the show, second, you do realize bi men like women and pan women like men, right? And that doesn’t invalidate their sexualities
I got into the panel today and I don’t have a ton to report lol, but there was this really funny moment where Sarah mentioned that she can do a good Raine Whispers impression and the cast began imitating each other’s lines