duchess🪬
@duchace
Followers
12,924
Following
1,357
Media
2,234
Statuses
85,374
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Colorado
• 133022 Tweets
Notre Dame
• 115160 Tweets
Kentucky
• 67807 Tweets
#仮面ライダーガヴ
• 56513 Tweets
The Weeknd
• 55885 Tweets
#AEWAllOut
• 52537 Tweets
Northern Illinois
• 38507 Tweets
Nebraska
• 35411 Tweets
Abel
• 29945 Tweets
Carti
• 29475 Tweets
#ブンブンジャー
• 25101 Tweets
Auburn
• 24168 Tweets
Talleres
• 24055 Tweets
#UFCVegas97
• 18724 Tweets
Medina
• 15765 Tweets
Willow
• 15755 Tweets
Bama
• 13979 Tweets
#ニノさん
• 13680 Tweets
Skullduggery
• 13293 Tweets
ショウマ
• 12907 Tweets
Herrera
• 12867 Tweets
ひろプリ
• 11876 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Every day that passes is just a day closer to seeing my mom again 🤗
28
46
412
Until a minister wants the seat or?
Sit back, relax, and experience a refreshing journey on board with
#FlyEthiopian
#LuxuryTravel
#InFlightExperience
1K
65
488
156
11K
36K
Not everyone has the same opportunities starting out, career switch, return from a career break, transition from stay at home parent/ spouse. It’s also never too late to start over.
34
1K
4K
So Kate Middleton has cancer and that firm let her take the fall for those badly edited images? They’re kinda shit?
6
256
3K
It’s probably really juvenile but I much prefer fiction books to nonfiction. I already live in the real word everyday and I think that’s enough.
86
609
3K
I don’t like that most truth or dare (or generally drinking games) have to be so sexual. Can’t you dare me to do 3 cartwheels, or sing Beyoncé? Idk.
25
373
2K
The way Jim Muhwezi and Mike Mukula stole our vaccine money in Armani suits though 😫 I’d rather vote a bouncer!
I am a conservative and wouldn't vote anyone with a tattoo for president - even for a rotary club.
For a bouncer's association, football club captain, I would though!
222
70
499
61
355
1K
@_Byarugaba_
His bio says “father, husband”
Some woman is out there claiming this man and some kids call him daddy. The secondhand embarrassment is peak!
1
53
1K
The hotel I’m staying at in Guinea is full of millionaires but it’s the security guy at the front that winks at me? I bind the spirit of poverty that thinks it will follow me from Kabarole.
82
148
1K
Am I dust?
Most importantly, when are you planning on settling down?
7
0
5
22
600
1K
Unplanned kids think everyone works on their schedule.
I have just seen a very beautiful woman drinking Nile in a local kafunda at 9 a.m. sometimes beauty isn’t enough, you need the brains too.
24
17
92
57
343
1K
The level of discomfort I feel when I have to pass where someone is cleaning 😣😣 like I’m sorry for the inconvenience and my existence.
18
168
768
This is like when an uncle tells you to send him your CV to see what he can do.
Had a chat with Dr Sudir about building an Arena like the O2 Arena in the Uk.He says he will look into it.
878
469
9K
8
228
749
I took a pic with Dr. Rtd. Colonel Kizza Besigye Kifefe and I can’t breathe 😭
48
36
662
I lost a lot of my hair to alopecia a couple of years ago so this is filling me with so much joy 🤭😍😍😭
20
45
664
Confused by how the state said to continue online learning for 3 months then continues to block the internet. Old people really don’t think.
12
195
653
Can’t decide if it’s a good thing or bad thing that we can see men’s thoughts coz of the internet. There are too many rapists and pedophiles on here.
Good- they report themselves
Bad- feeling very unsafe coz they’re soooo many and they’re so comfortable telling us.
7
232
629
Omg that’s so cool!!! When you going on the podium with Max Verstappen?
It beats my understanding when I find old men in their late 20s, 30s & 40s in a driving school car being taught how to drive . Seriously what were you people doing at your early ages ? Learning how to drive should be at an early age . Me I learnt how to drive when I was was 15
926
116
1K
37
125
606
This is why I only date orphans 🙏🏿
91
169
595
I know Queen Elizabeth is hardly the poster child for anything but she turned 96 and had a quiet birthday celebrated with a drive. Another monarch is turning 48 and the whole country must come to a standstill.
17
132
571
Life doesn’t work like that, you need to release those “To God be the Glory” Nigerian movies.
16
114
571
In the future pls use this image 🙏🏿
Uganda has banned all public transport for two weeks.
The president says it is to curb the spread of coronavirus, which has so far infected 14 people there.
#BBCAfricaLive
243
206
784
49
141
529
Was going through my gallery and I saw for sure the difference! Both pics from this year. So proud of myself 😭😭
29
30
546
Mr. Kyagulanyi is quoting M7’s book. You as an elite who didn’t do MDD your favourite book is Rich Dad Poor Dad.
11
116
511
I think my sense of humor is broken because I don’t think the Afghan women jokes are funny. At all.
18
122
534
My favorite thing is when people accuse God of doing things corruption did for them lol
40
166
523
Raymond Kahuma is very funny and creative. 8.7k views in under 24 hours? In this our Uganda? Amazing.
3
58
517
I’m legally blind but I get it. It’s childish. I also have the same opinion of people with asthma, just breathe?? It’s not that hard.
70
153
521
😂😂😂😂 I remember when a man in Kampala who didn’t even have a passport told me my (monthly) trips to South Africa were “just” work trips. They were. But I was also paragliding and sipping mimosas on the beach in Cape Town for FREE.
Larry Madowo thinks being in 45 countries as an employee is an achievement. Bro, you're working for your masters and you have no freedom.
581
341
3K
12
68
518
Kenzo actually needs to apologise 😂😂😂
58
90
504
The Namagunga personalised posters everyone is putting up are crazy to me. You all did so much! I did exactly nothing, no class rep or prefect position, no clubs, no sports. Nothing. Just went in, went to class, got my 8 in 8 and left as soon as I could. Mine would be blank!
23
51
492
Canary’s tweet mocking the KYU grad has made me think of how Uganda is a very poor country, so many people get to uni without ever using a computer. That’s why all those businesses around uni for typing course work were booming. Be compassionate, job hunting is hard enough.
7
86
489
You can’t pick and choose when to be traditional. If you want every meal prepared in real time, your wife should not be working. If you need her income to survive, split the chores same way you split the bills. Can’t have your cake and eat it too.
35
124
502
The only thing worse than being posted as a weekend wife, is being posted as a weekend wife in a kisenge-diro house.
Lol...u do this and i happen to find out, doesn't matter how much i love you, thts the end of us! 😑🤬
249
81
949
25
91
483
Konshens is coming back? Ugandans literally go to work to be able to go to concerts.
12
91
473
Why is it so embarrassing to ask people to pay you back money they borrowed omg
16
83
480
Hi
@princeviterlis
here is the receipt for the 120k you wanted to contribute. I have done it for you so don’t go. Please do not take your disgusting bad energy to her event. Please.
That is the Evidence while you all thought I wanted clout
Anyway that a side Let's us go support and treat Mulunji tomorrow at DESIGN HUB
I AM GOING TO CONTRIBUTE 120K AT THAT FUNCTION. WISH HER QUICK RECOVERY
20
13
35
25
113
471
Steve dear if you were well traveled and as rich as some Ugandans on here, you’d know it’s only low lives who post Dubai pics. Do better!!
/s
20
68
453
Not me mentoring University of Oxford grads with my Makerere education 🤭
17
48
451
If your name has any actual value, you don’t need a “smaller you” to carry it on. Sir Isaac Newton never married and never had kids and we all know his name.
Dawg I don’t get how people want no kids at all 😭 damn you don’t want a smaller you to carry on the name?
7
56
108
10
134
422
Told a 25 year old I wasn’t interested (because of his age) and he said “I can be your boy toy, make you feel 21 again”
Can’t lie that almost made me fold 😂😂😂
41
52
444
Business class on long haul flights yes. Went back to economy after several business class trips and I was instantly classist 😩 I knew immediately I would marry for money.
16
74
420
The supposed middle class is also starting to feel this country and it’s government. Next time you’ll vote with us 🤝
10
66
410
I know we finished yesterday but as someone who doesn’t come from money, I’m glad I went (and still going) to school. I’m glad my mom went to school too coz it really set her apart from her siblings who chose to drop out.
10
77
407
If I leave my home for you, please know that I love you and I want you to carry my babies coz 🥴🥴
37
41
395
Some of y’all are a lil too happy about this Flavia thing. Care to explain why? Like why would the misfortune of someone who has not hurt your life in any way make you so happy?
6
71
402
A lot of people won’t disclose their status, but a lot of us were born in the 90s when HIV was at its peak in Uganda. Your friends and peers are living with HIV, they can see your stigma on display. Your tweets aren’t reaching the poor maids you want to discriminate against.
4
133
404
Personally if I was nephew, a nepotism babe and/or making direct withdrawals from the national budget, I wouldn’t be on twitter arguing with you peasants. I’d be in the Maldives for breakfast and Mykonos for dinner.
14
60
394
Listen, it’s quite possible to elevate a woman without bringing other women down. Try it, I promise you won’t die.
That said, what have you Ms Judge Almighty accomplished so far?
In Sudan a 22 year old lead the coup, ours in Uganda are slaying.
88
238
728
16
124
385
How would you add the dust?
Now that we have the Rolex Guinness World record, why hasn't anyone automated Rolex production yet? A machine in which you just add water, flour, salt, eggs and tomatoes and out the other end comes a rolex.
37
30
160
23
73
384
I can’t believe we have to do this every 3 business days. This person just finished uni, has evidently never had a job, but you expect him to write his CV in world bank format. You people with limited power love to wield it like askaris.
It's hard to get a job. Alot of corruption. Government is bad. Other inherit land to become rich, says a young man. I asked, what exactly is the problem. Do u need help? Ok send me your CV and I see. This is what I have received. A cv
267
64
284
19
95
377
A chat with an unsaved number starts with the country code. Very poorly done 😂😂😂
36
84
367
Only means she knows a second language, French, fluently. And can construct sentences in English. How many international languages do you know?
Is this what they mean by, ” Designed by Apple in California Assemble in China” 😂💀
Please don’t abuse me, Jesus loves you...🏃🏽♂️
18
33
77
13
127
352
“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues & on the street corners to be seen by men. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” - Jesus himself.
Get this shit out of my face.
This is so beautiful to see! I love everything about kingdom marriage, I preach it and I desire everything it comes with❤️❤️❤️
1K
1K
9K
15
96
359
It’s really dehumanising to die under rubbish. We deserve better, Ugandans really deserve better.
5
160
359
That poor kid send that message at 4am so you know things are bad. Job hunting is hard enough without the humiliation pls.
3
76
345
Kasese ppl deserved to die?Congrats to November killers? I’m not excited or happy that those two died. It’s really sad. But you can’t come on here & demand that people have “sense” or “empathy”
We are people too. Just coz we don’t have titles doesn’t mean our lives are worthless.
9
132
332
I’ve been at Le chateau all of 1 hour and 2 white men have asked for my number. Buy the time I leave, I’ll have a Canada visa 🕯🕯
11
21
342
You people don’t fear witchcraft 😂 I can only post on Twitter when I have reached the other country and have gone through immigration. I fear Ugandans 😅
30
57
344
Meanwhile your friends at ICT went to the quadrangle to shout at each other 💀
In line with
@MinofHealthUG
measures to avoid gatherings & practicing social distance, our Top Management Team today piloted an online video conferencing meeting to deliberate on
#UNRAworks
.
#STAYSAFEUG
#COVID19UG
9
45
186
17
116
342
The male urge to speak in meetings to say exactly what has just been said as your own original thought.
9
59
337
Since they don’t want to give me the middle management jobs, let me start applying for top management.
16
59
342
Sis said therapy is $2000 and we should stop wasting money and pay for help. Lol if I had a loose $2000 I wouldn’t need therapy.
11
58
331
Back to this cos I’m still in shock. Wasn’t it mandatory for every student in primary school to read The Student’s Companion and that other book with similes whose name I can’t recall? We were studying the Queen’s English meanwhile Americans were on is/was.
@paulg
delve, safeguard, robust, demystify, 'in this digital world',
all chatgpt.
I am rejecting all content with any of these words.
there is no problem with these words, but they make human language mechanical.
2K
349
1K
8
72
334
Hi
@MinofHealthUG
why did you copy - paste the breakdown of positive cases for two days? The populace has enough trouble trusting you as is, then you go do things like this.
24
150
326
Did anyone else sing this?
The new generation digital number plates are out. Rate them out of 10?
176
88
1K
24
64
331
People need to stop gatekeeping interests pls I promise Formula 1 isn’t your grandfather’s business 😂
11
60
325
My dad 😂😂😂I told him I looked nice today and this is what he had to say 😭
14
18
322
The way the world responds to war in white countries is so blatantly different from the way it responds to Middle Eastern and African countries.
3
134
310
And we’ll be able to afford the very best for our kids. None of that “you’ll manage” “God will make a way” business.
6
65
310
Every time I feel a little overweight(in jeans), I wear a dress to remind myself I still got it lol
9
26
303
1. The sum of these figures is 70, not 56. One look at these and a little quick maths and you’d see that they’re >>> 56.
2. Chemistry result reads “8 (Nine)”
3. Yes, I’m fun at parties.
40
66
299
The girl in the black shorts/ jumpsuit at Ya Levis, does she have an instagram or something? I am a fan.
8
22
307
That chic’s tweet really confused me coz I currently have pads I don’t need in my handbag, incase I bump into someone that needs them. Slim chances of that happening but I still have them.
But the man you’re sharing a bed with can’t buy you pads?
9
60
298
1. Misogynists. A man asked me to wash his cup at the office coz I need to practice for marriage.
2. Men who call me “sweetheart” in formal spaces
3. People who grab my waist to squeeze past me at the printer.
Yes these are all very specific coz they keep happening to me.
12
73
303
These abortion, makeup, cooking, cleaning debates really nag me. Don’t like abortions, don’t have one. Don’t like makeup, don’t wear it. Etc etc. Why are you dying from the poison I’m taking? Let me be at peace with my takeout in a dirty house, face full of makeup and dead babies
7
90
292
Stay away from people who say “educate me” or who claim to be playing devils advocate. They have just come to waste your time.
6
105
296