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david heffner

@dsheffner33

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@dsheffner33
david heffner
6 days
@TheCousinSal Undisputed GOAT.
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
1 month
@PTI 🐧❤️. Always a classic.
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@dsheffner33
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1 month
@BillSimmons @TheCousinSal these guys need to be treated like an arena with Shakeys naming rights. GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium The Shakeys Houston Texans.
@AdamSpolane
Adam Spolane
1 month
Start time for every Wild Card game in Texans history 2011: Saturday 3:30 2012: Saturday 3:30 2015: Saturday 3:30 2016: Saturday 3:30 2018: Saturday 3:30 2019: Saturday 3:30 2023: Saturday 3:30 2024: Saturday 3:30 A tradition like no other
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
2 months
@ClayTravis @cllctMedia @darrenrovell Alabama. The education state where Sydney starts with an O.
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
2 months
@_MLFootball Those tags are BS to sneak animals thru airports and onto planes for the weak.
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
2 months
@WEEI So a weekly meeting to basically say “uh, I have no idea what I’m doing…”
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
2 months
@WEEI Well that is a very low bar to get over for sure!
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
3 months
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
3 months
Apparently rideshares at YVR don’t work after 10pm. @lyft connects me with a driver 30 min away but that’s better than @Uber which didn’t connect me to anyone at all for 5+ minutes before I gave up.
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
3 months
@BruceTourNews @SpringNuts_ who else is headed to Vancouver for the last show of this leg?
Tweet media one
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
4 months
@PTI Been taping it religiously for years and years. Love you guys.
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
4 months
@darrenrovell @LakersCommunity Are people this stupid?
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
4 months
@Cardschatter @RapSheet Good luck with that. 🤣🤣🤣
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
4 months
@TheCousinSal today is my dear wife’s birthday. She’s from Queens and a lifelong NYM fan so she shares your misery tonight. The only difference is her garbage Jets play tomorrow so sharing total misery with you is a bit delayed. LGM.
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
4 months
@Top100Rick Glad @NellyKorda and you are out there promoting a death weapon. I’m sure all the future golfers that died in schools are proud!
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
5 months
@bradfo Best news of the day!
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
5 months
@Steve_Perrault D Lowe as our closer took years off of my life.
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
5 months
@PTI @BonnieBerko back to back days in the office for Uncle Tony. ❤️ Is he feeling OK?
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
5 months
@Boston_Diehards They better not buy the Cs. ☘️
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@dsheffner33
david heffner
6 months
@OfficialTourPro @b_dechambeau Is there science behind this or is he just drunk on cigs and Diet Coke?
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