Dryk
@dryk476
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People who watch tiktok on high volume when in public are increadibly stupid.
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Ushaikua in an argument lakini you end up loosing ju huna the ability to logically arrange the words in your head. .
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Mwenye ako na 500 anisaidie ata kama ni 200, iyo 300 utanilipa polepole. .
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I really hate izi apps nkifungua, they shut off my music, like just how important do you think you are?.
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Why is it that anytime nimepika mchele its either chumvi ni mingi ama haijaiva. .
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@iam__wambui Nameless.Ageless.Tribeless.Statusless.Heightless.Weightless.Body countless.Tatooless.Drugless. Gen Z. You???😂.
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Rhetorical questions like "are you flying to Kisumu" sucks alot. Kwani how else do people get to Kisumu?.
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i think i'm afraid to be happy because whenever i get too happy, something bad always happens. .
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Sijui whether it happens to y'all that ile masaa unaomba there are these voices sijui znatokanga wapi zikisema tu vitu zao. Unasema God inasema sir Godi. Ama naongea na watu walishaacha kuomba?.
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Leo ndio ile siku mnakutana klabu unamnunulia pombe alafu anarombosea dem mwenzake.
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you joined twitter. ↓ .you didn’t understand. ↓ .forgot about it for years. ↓ .came back randomly one day. ↓ .you got addicted. Which stage is missing?.
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You stay up past 3am ONE TIME and your sleep schedule is ruined for entire month.
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Tukifika pale binguni masaa tunakunywa maziwa na izo asali alafu shetani apite na ugali najua kuna mluhya atamf. ama acheni tu.
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Muache kuheartbreak wababa. Wengine ni lec, wanatusetia exams buana. .
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you joined twitter. ↓ .you didn’t understand. ↓ .forgot about it for years. ↓ .came back randomly one day. ↓ .you got addicted.
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Me realising that the likes of Kasmuel don't get arrested in protests because of their official looks
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Na mambo ya Mungu mnaskip mbio ajab. Acha nione kama mtatoroka hii pia. Bwana asifiwe😂.
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Izi goals nimeset this month zote ziko offside. We try again next month.
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Jana nimejaribu nilale na breakfast kama macool kid, nligeuza shingo ivi usiku,,,my fren😂😂😂.
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Landlord amenitumia message akisema "i swear tomorrow u'll see my true colours". Anadhani sielewi kizungu,,,najua ni nyumba anataka kurepaint.
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Mzee ameniambia nimtumie songs za Chris Brown. Msichana tutakupata tu 💀.
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Chelsea will win.Palmer to score.Sancho to score.Mark this tweet!!!!!!.
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Some of you women mnachukua kufua seriously adi mnatumiaa maji moto. .
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The weekend has officially ended with Manch. ama acheni tu, let's focus💀.
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@MoraraKebasoSnr Ruto is a bloody moron. Children are here missing and he's busy buying aircrafts. Ruto ni wazimu.
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Nimeona text ati tuma pesa ya nails. Nimeblock iyo namba mbio ajab. Sai jioni nikaona Johnte akinipigia ati mbona nablock fundi. Buana kumbe fundi alikua anaomba pesa za misumari😂.
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Yani imagine tufike heaven alafu tupate forbidded fruit ilikua avocado. kwisha mimi😂💔.
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Kuangalia juu ndege ikipita tukiwa date ni kitu ya kuambia mtu you are immature. .
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Na niwaulizeeee, hii samsung flip phone mshawaiona ama ni kwa TV tu.
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i wish i had the money for all the outfit ideas i have in my head 😭.
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@crazyclipsonly And the parents are there doing nothing because of religion. religion has enslaved us😭😭😭.
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shoutout to people who grew up with emotionally unsupportive parents and have to hear other people talk about how supportive their families are while you’re basically guiding yourself through life. you’re strong and brave. .
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I might look fine lakini deep down nimejam because someone knows a song i thought i knew me and only me alone.
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Ati waluhya hua hawatupi ile karatasi ya unga. wanaikula kama ile ya queen cake😂 Omwamiiiiiiii.
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So all along haijakua about hamjui kupika, kumbe ni vyombo hamtaki kuosha😂.
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High school motto thread anyone?.I begin, LIFE IS DUTY. Kesho.Season 2.
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