Garrett🔪
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Queer, artsy geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and/or dicks. 🎨📼👾👽 No stans allowed.
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I got laid and the guy wasn’t a disappointment. Please clap.
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Mary Brown from ‘The Blair Witch Project’.
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
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I hate going to work when it’s humid because then I have to spend 10 minutes in the bathroom like this so I don’t have to sit in swamp-crotch all damn day 😿
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Seeing likes was one of the quickest, easiest ways to make sure I wasn’t going to accidentally follow back a transphobic gay or genocide apologist. 😑
Twitter is making Likes private for everyone this week
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Love a beach with a nuclear reactor in the background. Also. It’s oddly not crowded. Imma skinny dip in a bit.
Going to a beach in Indiana today vs a beach in Illinois. This technically counts as a punch on my “travel gay” card.
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Pride flag but I color picked from 1980’s gay slasher ‘Cruising’.
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I’ll only die once I’ve made sure all my friends have seen Drop Dead Gorgeous enough times to laugh at the jokes I’ve directly stolen from it.
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I wanted to like it, but it was meh. I love Melissa but she was so miscast for Ursula. That was my biggest gripe.
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A line I say to myself, unprompted, at least once a week.
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This ad just kept serving up man after man 😮💨
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It’s sunny out should I just go to the beach right after work? Y or y?
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Like this post so I can validate the fact that I purchased some at-home weights.
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Blood Rage has a dick flash, cranberry sauce jokes, a ‘sitting on the floor in front of the fridge and sadly eating leftovers’ scene, and Louise Lasser screaming so so much. 10/10.
Thanks to the release of Eli Roth's THANKSGIVING, I'm seeing many people expressing joy that there's FINALLY a great Thanksgiving slasher. While I'm sure Roth's movie is swell, I'll have you know that we do not stand for BLOOD RAGE erasure in this house.
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@omgbren
Just a rando bit of extra: State laws vary but in several states it’s NOT against the laws to ask coworkers of the same position how much they make, either during your hiring process or after being hired. HR will claim it’s against company policy but, ya know, of course they will
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If you need one reason to watch Under Paris, the new Shark movie on Netflix right now, let it be Nassim Lyes. 👀
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Still working on placement pieces for this one but 🤷🏼♀️ “Minnie and Daisy Go Out” 🛍️
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The spirits from HOUSE will never not be nightmare inducing.
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Yup. Like the original Black Christmas. No politics or deep meaning in that film. Definitely nothing about women’s rights or the oppressive control by men. You nailed it papa!
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I think about Patrick Wilson channeling Freddie Mercury... a lot. 🥵
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I passed on Pride weekend this year and part of me is like, boo I missed out 😞 , but a bigger part of me is like, yay I didn’t get sunburned while waiting in line for $16 canned cocktails. 😎
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Just found out there was a short era where Maxwell Caulfield rocked a stache. 👨🏼 Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I navigate this world shattering and boner inducing information. 🙏🏻
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Day three of being locked out of all my work systems. Can’t wait to spend another 8 hours doing nothing. 😊
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Good morning only to William Katt’s deep v-neck sweater from 1985’s horror-comedy House.
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This rim is salty, btw.
This week y’all… 😮💨
When I say the second I get home Friday evening, I will be making myself the strongest, act-a-fool-on-the-internet margarita…
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Had a cancer screen come back all clear. Celebrating with nachos and Adventures in Babysitting 🙏🏻
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Um. Do not go for a run right now. It’s fucking gross outside. 🥵
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Welp. Renewed my lease in Chicago for another year. 🌆 By law if we’re Chicago mutuals you have to hang out with me! 🤓
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We could have had it all 😭
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It’s almost margarita time, which will last until at least 11pm tonight. 🛸
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Rewatched ‘The Warriors’ last night. ⛓️If you look like this, please report to me immediately.
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I apparently missed it by a day, but happy bday to Jurassic Park and also thank you Jurassic Park. 🦕
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Aside from a messy and basic killer reveal/motive, I enjoyed Scream 6. The opening kill was finally interesting again, I liked the characters more this time around, and I dug the NYC setting a lot. 🔪 anyway, here’s Josh Segarra.
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I look dead inside but I assure you I am excited to go to the beach tomorrow. 🌞
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Oh yeah. I got the job I interviewed for. I start this week. Not too bad for a mutt who threw himself into the city 5 days ago 🤷🏼♀️
Apt is next, which I imagine will be harder 😭
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Saltburn is Call Me By Your Name for sociopaths. So I loved it.
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@IGN
Urge everyone to go check out the animated version that was already made in 2009. Multiple artistic interpretations and was actually good.
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Bruce has always done it for me, but platinum dye-job, future daddy Bruce is really just another level.
K. Fine. I’ll finally watch The Fifth Element for the first time.
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Important that my new oomfies (🫠) know I’m queer, not gay, Pro-Palestine, trans rights now, 5’6”, will NOT be topping in an emergency, and that the Scream franchise hasn’t been good since Scream 3.
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Wait. I change my mind. I do want that sugar daddy I came across in LA in 2006.
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