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We're unarmed.
No guns, grenades, or explosives.
Not terrorists or thugs—just fighting for our rights.
Stop abducting us.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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My sister left me with her twins. I just finished feeding one, I said let me chat small,Now I don't know the one that has eaten💔
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When a stingy man is searching for a wife,,,,any woman that asks for money is not a wife material
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Proposing marriage to a lady above 30 years old is no longer an engagement,it's a rescue mission
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There is a tribe in uganda before you marry the bride.. you'll have to have sex with the bride aunty
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Once your partner starts being too busy to communicate.
Just start another relationship
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Nothing confuses a man like an ugly girl with a good character.
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Some men are single because they don't have the capital to start a RELATIONSHIP
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At Age of 32 you are still asking a Guy "who gave you my Number" Don't you know your mum can share your number in church
🙄
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My Ex brought me her wedding invitation card yesterday and she left this morning🤗
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Sister, stop killing yourself to look expensive. Men don't even know the difference between Brazilian hair and Goat hair.
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Unless you lost direction as a man, never marry a woman who drinks Alcohol
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No snake is small to a woman who has never seen a snake before. When it enters her house, she must scream
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I don't understand why women scream when they see a snake...I thought it gave them an Apple before 🤔
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Dating two short girls is not cheating
My math teacher said ½+½ =1
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A hunter who doesn't hunt far from home will one day shoot his domestic animal.
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I remember 9 months before I was born I went to a party with my dad but I returned back with my mum.. we really enjoyed the party😅
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Today I found two guys fighting and I went to separate them but when I heard their story I left in peace.....like how can you borrow someone's trouser and adjust it to your favourable measurement..?
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If you want to wait until a man becomes wealthy before you love him; take note : Men don't fall in love when they make money👌
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Enjoy social media while you're still single, some of us after every post we go for disciplinary hearing 😔
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My wife is not even ashamed of herself.imagine our child is only 6months and she is already pregnant again.
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Having many boyfriends doesn't mean you are beautiful,
Chéap product have many buyers 👊
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A good respectful wife will carry all her salary and face her husband and say,"honey here is our money"
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A jealous Wife can investigate better than a police officer
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Pale high school nilitupa sweater kwa sufuria ya chai, nikaenda kuikamua kwa dorm, ilitoa chai vikombe sigsti
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A caring husband will marry a second wife to support the first wife at home, Women are not slaves 🤲
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Date her and you'll realize why you found her single in the first place.Some ladies deserve to stay single,it's their calling..🤗😥
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Approaching a girl of 22 to 25 years for a serious relationship is a total waste of time and energy 💔
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I wonder why a girl will fall under the anointing and still remember to close her legs my sister what are you hiding from the Lord
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You Sucked the water from the Coconut with your mouth and you wear gloves to eat the flesh, is that fair?😔😂
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Nlikuwa nangoja hustlers fund niweke kinyozi nkapewa za kunyoa💔
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Don't fall in love with the pictures you see on social media because body odour, mouth odour & bad character don't show up online
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When you go to MECHANIC GARAGE, you'll see OIL on the ground , SALON, you'll see HAIR
What exactly is wrong with our BANKS?
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Honestly speaking a lot of ladies have missed a good partner, simply because they don't want to marry a short Man 🙄
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When a Man thinks of marriage, he is in love. But When a woman thinks of marriage she's getting old.
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Every pothole starts small, but after being ran by so many different cars it grows and the cars starts avoiding the pothole.
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When a girl introduce her boyfriend to her friends
White girls: Wow he's cute
African girls: tell him we are hungry
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A man cannot make 2 women happy,one of them must suffer,but a woman can make 4 men happy and all their wallets suffer 💔
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Don't chase them away.
Pretend you are broke and they will leave
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*I texted my Ex 'Hi' and she quickly updated her Status 'Doing fine without you'. See this girl, who told her I want her back? Just wanted to tell her, I saw her dad in town today wearing my vest she took
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*Don't be afraid to fall in love again, that voice telling you "all men are same" is your spiritual husband.😊*
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Looking back, fathers used to have 4,5,6 Kids.
Nowadays, kids are having 4,5,6 fathers. Climate change
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Never mistreat your man simply because you have a number of men who want You. You might be attractive for fun not for keep.
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Stupidity is when you have a Beautiful wife and kids at home and still collecting some insults from small Girls called Side Chicks
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Dem akona ball amebishana na makanga akaulizwa ni tabia gani anafundisha mtoto 💔
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If the animal escape today, tomorrow is another hunting day.
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When all your defence weapons can't work, don't forget that, "screaming" is also a weapon.
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A fool sees the downfall of another man as a topic of discussion.
But the wise sees it as
a warning to himself.
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Once he stops using protection in a relationship. He is about to marry you.
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I Rather be single than be with a girl
Who is intocielote by exoberance
Of verbosity betaprutal contraceptive
Incommomitive🤒
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"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
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Dear men! May we never seek help from Ladies that will want to sleep with us before helping us
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Men are very strong. But I don't understand why they fall on the bed when women push them with one finger 🤔
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If you want to die early, mix poverty with jealous then add competition, even doctors will not know what killed you.
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Sex need energy, energy need food, food need money. You see why money is needed in a relationship? Stop saying women love money.
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Still trying to figure out how I will be in 4 places at once on 14 Feb 🤔
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The only gender that respects mothers very well are the boys. They can never come back home pregnant 👏
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Front or back, where do you enjoy most when you are travelling in a bus
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Do not marry a partner that is addicted to visiting prophets, your marriage & life will be controlled by fake prophesies.
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Dangote did not get rich by sending I love you Jesus to ten people, we all love Jesus let's just work hard
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Never hate your haters, but respect them. Because they are the ones that think you are better than them
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If you have curves, it will show clearly in your pictures. Stop standing like you want to play a corner kick!
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Life is funny, you come with nothing, then you fight for everything and later leave everything and go with nothing
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Be careful who You date nowadays.Alot of People are looking for help,not love.😔
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I have come to realize that I didn't come to this world intentionally. I was pushed 🙃
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Insulting a woman after breakups and exposing her past Infront of others, you have failed as a man
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I wonder why they don't draw men in body cream. But when it comes to body pains,they remember us 💔
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Spending your entire salary at the club trying to impress unemployed women.
This type of stupidity is beyond repair!
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Becoming a wife is so easy but maintaining the position as a wife requires wisdom, respect, patience and humility
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*If you haven't found your soulmate yet, don't feel bad. Even the married ones are still searching.*
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The streets might look clean..
But never Walk barefooted 🙄🥱
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This scarcity of fuel and cash has really humble most married men..
After closing from work, they go home straight
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If snake happens to bite someone on his or her head, where are we expected to tie the rope
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Dear men,
the field might look clean without grass but never play the match without socks
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Africa girls love snapping pictures in front of gate, But to marry
"Gateman" is where they draw lines 💔
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If she turns off her phone when she is with you... Bro use two condoms ✍️
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My dad aliniuliza mbele ya principal " Unaeza pata hesabu 10% na nilikununulia atlas?"
Principal:
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Africa is the only continent where someone borrows money from you, but you need to explain to them why you need your money back. 💔
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Sometimes you need to understand that nobody wants your man, It's your man who wants everyone
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No witch doctor is among the world’s richest, yet you run to them for wealth.
Your stupidity is beyond repair!
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I parked my car in front of my office but the wind blew it to a hotel, And now my wife has refused to believe me 😭💔
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Never rush to marry someone because you met in church,
Church is like hospital, not all the Patients are responding to treatment.
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Once you hear people saying "His wife is the one controlling him" just know that the Man is living in peace with the wife.
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Just imagine u coming back from work and suddenly you received a big hug from your kids telling you they have washed your laptop 🤗
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I really miss mathematics class, sitting quietly and focus without understanding anything.
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Not every Valentine's day requires flowers 🌹. Surprise her with sewing machine. She must learn hand work 🌚
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Hubby: I wanna tell you something..
Wife: It's not a good manners to talk while eating.
(AFTER EATING)
Wife now tell me..
Hubby: There was a cockroach in your Biryani..
Moral: Listen to your hubby once in a while..
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Nakwambia your smile takes my breath away alafu Bado unasmile🙄Kwani unataka kuniua!?😂😱
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When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts when you want to put it back. Girls hope you get it 😉
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Some people are not humble as you think, they just don't have money to show off their pride.
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If the giver is not careful, the begger will build a house 🏠 before him 👌
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I killed😏a female mosquito🦟 today,you may be wondering🤔 how I knew is a female.
Well it was flying close to my pocket😹💔😂
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I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset...🙄
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If the video I saw on radio this afternoon is true, then, we are no longer safe 4:20 🤒
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Don't forget to pray, we live in a generation where our joy gives people problem's and our problems give people joy.🤲🥺
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