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@REALMizkif
when you took out the time to hover over my profile to check if i was a girl, you could have also spent 2 more seconds to see that it says i am 21 in my bio 💀
i love how dream and george are polar opposites. dream wont show his face but will overshare everything with intricate details. and then we have george who will drink his own bath water on stream and get a haircut live but wont tell us the name of his cat
you guys need to chill out with the jokes because i saw someone say the sex toys in his chest are all enchanted with curse of binding and i can't stop laughing
#hannah
: this is my theory okay? george didn't tell me this but i think george is actually a really good mcc player but he doesn't show his full potential because he wants to be teamed with dream
HANNAH PLEASE 😭
this person just proved dream's point so hard this is hilarious. 29k likes on this because nobody gives a fuck about the context. ya'll will believe anything as long as it goes against someone you dislike
i find it hilarious how dream was like "you guys probably won't see my face again after the face reveal" and now he is taking a selfie on every reflective surface of his house and doing an esophagus reveal while he chews on british people food
@imnotchantelle
@REALMizkif
he also played the clip of wilbur saying teenage girls cannot enjoy anything without getting questioned or ridiculed and he said “barbie dolls”, laughed and moved on 😐
dream: "my favorite color has been forrest green, but i haven’t been feeling it lately. lately it’s been baby blue!"
love how he is always speaking in riddles like everything he says is a clue for the future
just a friendly reminder that dream talked about having a room in his house for quackity so they could hangout and this is what he got in return :) that man values friendships more than anything and i'm glad at least the real ones will always be by his side no matter what
okay listen i know it's not gonna happen but can you imagine how funny it would be if dream and quackity met up now that they're in LA and posted a picture together with the caption "first multilingual smp with live translation" ☠️
my experience with dream
when i mistreated my gf and treated her like garbage she wanted to leave me for this guy who was nicer to her. now i live in his house and tweet threads about him from his bathroom instead of talking to him like a normal person.
nobody gives a fuck punz
guys can we please FOR FUCK'S SAKE come up with a name for dtqk+tpf like!?!? every time i type this shit i feel like a goddamn rat ran over my keyboard please i'm begging
i was so sad about dream leaving mcc until today when i saw him interacting with streamers who were actually genuinely so nice to him like what a breath of fresh air to not have a bunch of people sulking and praying on his downfall all the time. squidcraft was amazing <3
dream has no escape at this point. he could be like "i literally saw this guy murder someone" and antis are gonna be like "and you just watched? didn't even use your revive book? what a fucked up guy"
i’m sorry but wtf is that new dodgebolt update? the losing team gets an advantage for what? being bad at the game? like i don’t see how it helps with funneling at all. scott got so tired of taking L’s he actually added a rule to help the losing team lmao thats crazy
"dream doesn't donate enough money to charity"
*dream monetizes his video and says he will donate the proceeds to charity*
"dream is a piece of shit for monetizing his video"
😐
understandably, many of you feel like i don’t have the right to speak right now. but at least you know why i’ve never spoken out ever. even if you don’t respect it, it’s my truth.
foolish looks so handsome and then there is tina, the prettiest human ever and then there's george looking hot as fuck like WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK HELP
Currently crying cause I can’t afford ass implants to have a dumpy as thick as george’s and owe $5000. Dream
@dreamwastaken
I’m having a mental breakdown at 5 o’clock in the morning
i love how dream and sapnap just saw us call their bodyguards bink and bonk and just rolled with it. sapnap just casually telling us a story about bink is just so 😭🫶🏼
george's response video was good. i think this situation is a major miscommunication issue. do i think george messed up? yes. but i genuinely don't think he had any malicious intent. i'm glad he took time and tried to see it from her perspective and be more careful moving forward
@ihatebackshots
Bitches who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste are the only ones who brush their teeth because they know what toothpaste tastes like 👍🏻