Sometimes i feel like im really getting the hang of this surgery stuff...and sometimes i spend 5 min in the bathroom trying to unknot my scrub pants bc i pulled the wrong string

Is @TomBrady or @kevinburkhardt gonna point out that cooper dejean is part of the eagles bc of the carson wentz trade?

Thanks @TomBrady for that great prediction… “I’d expect some pressure from spags on this play” “And they only rush 4”

@editti22 She could seriously not care less what the peasants think of her

Does @TomBrady have to refer to the popular players by their first names then the lesser players by their last? Never thought id be wishing for Joe Buck or Romo. How did @FOXSports think brady was better than @gregolsen88? This is just sad…and pathetic

@mrmazsaleem @2000s_WWE Wasnt his finisher. Was a lead up move

Looks like saquon bet all the unders on himself…

Everyone agrees that @TomBrady is the worst, most boring, and lowest energy announcer in football, right? As if this game could be any less attractive…

@idontexistTore @PeteButtigieg “Idontexist” might be the best name for scared, anonymous snowflakes

@nut_history Phils and rangers

RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: A pair of macaws soars over the Amazon rainforest

RT @gunsnrosesgirl3: Montreal snow removal process

RT @BBGreatMoments: That time Prince Fielder fell rounding third base and had his teammates crying in laughter 🤣

RT @horrormuseum: This Rachel Chaleff She has tourette syndrome, and makes it her mission to destigmatize it, answering questions, laughin…

RT @AMAZlNGNATURE: Dog supporting his best friend in his first steps.. 🙏

RT @gunsnrosesgirl3: Precision card throwing

RT @Yoda4ever: Look, what I made for you..🐈🐾😍

@nut_history My cousin vinny

@kidjuicyjuice @RazorbackBSB Fans r looking forward to watching you have a great year too

RT @bigdonkey47: One week out, lemme show you some Hogs @RazorbackBSB

RT @1carolinagirl: The Cabin in the Woods (2012)💀🎬