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@drankocean69

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sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned

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@drankocean69
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"make sure you have 3-4 streams of income" "invest so you retire by 30" "upskill with online courses" "continue interviewing while you hold an offer" what if i just wanna go cycling in the rain and watch animax while eating a fat bag of funflips
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@drankocean69
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men on acid have the same experiences that a teenage girl has alone in her bedroom at 17
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@drankocean69
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babygirl you are NOT a shot of espresso you are a migraine in the making
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@drankocean69
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2 years
wgat happens if a football player has to go potty really bad in the middle of the game
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@drankocean69
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post nap depression is like good morning hope u slept well now critically examine the gaping wide hole in your heart
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@drankocean69
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3 years
just left an insanely abusive relationship that almost got the best of me multiple times 👍 can i get a W
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@drankocean69
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3 years
giving him back his stuff 😵👍
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@drankocean69
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do you ever see a woman and just fall in love with her for a few hours
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@drankocean69
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im jst sexy man what can i tell ya
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@drankocean69
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girl who the fuck is voting for kangana ranaut
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@drankocean69
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hey....what if we pay our educators and academics well...but also keep the cost of quality education affordable and accessible 🤯🤯🤯🤯 just food for thought......
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@drankocean69
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3 years
cognitive dissonance is bawling to cellophane by fka twigs and then salivating over robert pattinson
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@drankocean69
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ashoka juniors crying about being oversubscribed and not getting a seat in any course ......now imagine doing that for a zoom link for your first two years at uni
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@drankocean69
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haan bhai daal lo 3-4 instagram pe storiyaan haanth jhaadlo hogaya bhai activism khud toh friends with abusers and assaulters complacent to actual victims of assault yall are corny as fuck no leg to stand on
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@drankocean69
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@drankocean69
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2 years
sometimes i see the tweets on my tl and feel like yall definitely forget you belong to the 1% income bracket of this country
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@drankocean69
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sem 4 starting tomorrow
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@drankocean69
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day 2 of my period god take all my pain and give it to benjamin netanyahu
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@drankocean69
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nooo mbappe dont cry ur so sexy
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@drankocean69
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need a slur for club promo people
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@drankocean69
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begrudgingly typing the word 'aesthetic' next to my pinterest search to get the result i want
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@drankocean69
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2 years
just remembered how i had public beef with both sukhnidh kaur and the other one as a 15 year old bec she was hating on my favourite boyband
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@drankocean69
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one of the dudes from that netflix show class is in my uni ?
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@drankocean69
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mans rly had a groupchat to mock me and make fun of my traumas with his beStiEs <3 then called me a psychopath for telling everyone the truth
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@drankocean69
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i was so mad when ig didnt let me post these without crop
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@drankocean69
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2 years
@ComradeVT what if someone kicks a piece of poo thinking its a football
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@drankocean69
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my first 11:30 pm esse light in my pitch black bathroom taught me things a hallucinogenic cannot teach a man
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@drankocean69
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im soooo balls deep in this essay about whiplash and ive just come to the realisation that this film is basically black swan but for boys
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@drankocean69
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we are a liberal arts and sciences university built on a philanthropic model 💯 btw bmw khareedoge?
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@drankocean69
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2 years
signed off on an email with beast, maanya instead of best, maanya how is your day going
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@drankocean69
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im sry i want to post these everywhere
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@drankocean69
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leo szn its leo szn leo szn
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@drankocean69
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"to be loved is to be changed" is that why im in pristine condition
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@drankocean69
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ashoka ka ROI toh pata nahi but I went in emotionally unavailable and came out afraid of the male sex
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@drankocean69
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just paid my fees! eating cup noodles till age 30
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@drankocean69
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i totally dont have any resentment towards incoming first years i really dont feel bitter and filled to the brim with envy that they get to experience actual college life from the get go and don't have to start and end their workdays rotting in bed im 100% fine being a senior im
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@drankocean69
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sleeping with your childhood crush as an adult is reminiscent of meeting ur hero and finding out they're a lil bit of a fuckwad
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@drankocean69
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kuch log itne ghonchu gaand mariyal bhondu bhosadpappu nalayak hote hain pata nahi apna sar patku ya unka
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@drankocean69
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do u remember how men have massacred exploited and violated women for centuries but still marry them ? kinda crazy isn't it
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@drankocean69
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riZz this rizz that some of u folks about to catch a rizztraining order
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@drankocean69
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lol so if they can pull funding from a club for active dissent & allegedly having anti-admin pieces, what's to stop them from pulling fin-aid from a student that is outspoken about the same opinions
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@drankocean69
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just took a 45 min nap....in my own home....after the semester is over....woke up with debilitating guilt about? nothing?
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@drankocean69
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wishing my abuser and his gaggle of demonic enabler friends a very fuck you and i hope you die fiery painful deaths today <3
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@drankocean69
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indian school teachers kinda wild bc why are u slapping a seven year old that u didn't birth before 1 pm. ....for long division
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@drankocean69
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malabikar talks in quillbot paraphraser i cant explain
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@drankocean69
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i LOVE working i LOVE STRESS AND HIGHHH TENSION SITUATIONS!!!! DEADLINES???? mmmm zoinky that tickle my FUNNY BONE!!!! EXTRA CURRICULARS? no time like NOW NOW NOW
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@drankocean69
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what the fuck??? ANTI-ADMINISTRATION ???? ANTI- ASHOKA????
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@drankocean69
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future and sza dating is like a peach ice iget gedi dunk high varsity jacket ggn boy dating a red haired playlist curating serial crystal collecting faux leftist safdarjung girl
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@drankocean69
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manifestation wanifestation real hai kya
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when i wake up tomorrow the exit polls are going to be just a bad dream
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@drankocean69
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weaponised incompetence in group projects is like psychological warfare 🔥
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@drankocean69
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this is the absolute worst paper ive ever been asked to write i am shaving my head at my professor's desk tomorrow to alter the trajectory of her teaching career
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@drankocean69
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so unprepared for communal showers and cold water and early mornings and 2 hour lectures and constant headaches and a constantly crowded cafeteria and the inability to satiate my need for academic validation and incessant dick measuring contests and gloopy dal and
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@drankocean69
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evolution is the yassification of monkeys
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@drankocean69
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what the fuck are u supposed to do if you have to go pee in an offline class?????? ask the professor?? step out without asking???? HOLD IT IN????
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@drankocean69
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narrativizing the succinct episodic liminality of hegemonic dichotomies existing in ontologically ubiquitous spaces
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@drankocean69
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im so sexy and hot and so totally not 20 years of age
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@drankocean69
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r u telling me ....after losing two whole years to the pandemic....the cure to covid is ganja????
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@drankocean69
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sitting in the cab otw home from campus feeling flashes of phantom panic bec i feel like i forgot my id card only to realise i submitted it forever
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@drankocean69
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subha subha gm forehead kissie receive karne ki umar mein excel sheet mein math dekh rahi hu
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@drankocean69
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in a bad place rn (gurugram rapid metro)
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@drankocean69
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still cant believe my sister fell asleep with her mouth open in the THIRD ROW of Oppenheimer
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@drankocean69
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third year is not about pondering deeply about ur career prospects and dipping your feet into adulthood. third year is about taking micro naps before lunch while listening to the twilight audiobook with rain sounds
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@drankocean69
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some of you are made of magic and heart flutters and i hope you know you deserve to get kissed on the forehead and loved for all of eternity
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@drankocean69
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gaslighting bhagwan in the shower like homie if u actually real u will make sure i pass this exam
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@drankocean69
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I'm very normal and fine and well grounded and physically healthy and content with my interpersonal relationships and experiencing a copious influx of dopamine
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@drankocean69
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this man sends me a message saying "If you don’t mind, would you like to blend a playlist!" everyday on instagram and unsends it when i dont respond
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@drankocean69
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the word ashonk is a devastating 9.5 on richter scale of ICKS
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@drankocean69
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i cooka da pizza
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@drankocean69
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it's kinda funny how much ammunition the internet gained over any woman who mutters the word 'abuse' overnight..... because of a sensationalised trial that found a man guilty of 12/14 counts of abuse..... it's almost as if y'all never believed women 🧐
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@drankocean69
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genuinely fuck all men fuck this country fuck every single man in it
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@drankocean69
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google classroom and canvas kab down honge
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@drankocean69
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thinking of the hamster that exploded and died at lib caf
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@drankocean69
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wanna die in her tiddies call me boobonic plague
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@drankocean69
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lq photobooth pics have my <3
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@drankocean69
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babe wake up new oversubscribed course just dropped 😻‼️
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@drankocean69
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what the fuck is declaring a major minor only thing im declaring this month is defeat
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whys everyone talking about 14th feb already yall dont even try to be happy
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@drankocean69
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we are currently witnessing the extinction event of the sentence "am i audible?"
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@drankocean69
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get up sushmita get the fuck up i know you're better than this look at me shushmita snap out of it
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@drankocean69
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ye log adhe ghante mein 1200 words ka essay likhlenge but flush nahi karpayenge
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@drankocean69
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what the fuck is an asp'25 it has barely been 10 DAYS our FLESH IS STILL WARM!!!
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@drankocean69
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1 year
if i were to hypothetically receive a kiss on the forehead my skull would split apart revealing a colony of butterflies and symphonies of choir music
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@drankocean69
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leonardo dicaprio's new gf has not known a world without facebook
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trauma dumping on chatgpt
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@drankocean69
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air pod
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@drankocean69
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ive been alive 20 years but not one has been without a devastating amt of swag
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@drankocean69
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hes so right
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@drankocean69
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yall will post photodumps with the caption "june was a dream 😍" and it's just cocktails from bohca
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challengers is so right...knee problems are the root cause of homie hopping
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@drankocean69
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nothing couldve prepared me for this headline
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Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.
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some of the worst people i have met have been psychology majors
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which stage of capitalism is this
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@drankocean69
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aaj pure student body ke samne royi hu 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@drankocean69
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my butt has been planted in the lib cafe for the past 3 days and I have so many takes on the complete GARBAGE dissonant usage of such different tones of wood in the interior design
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my hypothesis is that the rise of private/close friends = need to appear nonchalant and non committal wrt your public persona was concurrent with the prevalence of situationships/sneaky links etc
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let me cook....there needs to be a study conducted to understand the correlation between close friends stories/pvt accounts and situationship/hookup culture
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@drankocean69
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put me in the sun for 3 mins and im a biblically accurate angel
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@drankocean69
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hard
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Lightning strikes Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
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housing crisis in ashoka again?
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