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Scottish title update
Rangers – 54
Celtic – 51
Aberdeen - 4
Hearts – 4
Hibernian – 4
Dundee Utd -1
Kilmarnock -1
The Rangers -1
Other Clubs -7
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I once lost £6.78 throwing coins at Neil Lennon
I never got reimbursed 🤷🏼♂️
👓 We were pleased to welcome
@schreuder92
to Cormack Park this week!
Glen’s glasses didn’t survive the goal celebrations in Paisley last weekend so the club have purchased a new pair for him and Sam kindly handed them over!
#StandFree
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In the last 5 world cups these are the teams the guffys have beat ,,
fucking world beaters
🇸🇳 Senegal
🏴 Wales
🇮🇷 Iran
🇹🇳 Tunisia
🇵🇦 Panama
🇨🇴 Colombia (Pens)
🇸🇪 Sweden
🇸🇮 Slovenia
🇵🇾 Paraguay
🇹🇹 Trinidad & Tobago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rangers scored one
But Killie scored two
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Let me get this right
Tottenham nae won the league for 60 years
V
Liverpool nae won the league for 30 years
Playing in a final of a tournament that was created for the champions of the leagues of European football
Football has died
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The Huns think it’s fine to chant about the murdering of thousands of catholic’s but are offended by a T-shirt of a tackle that only warranted a yellow card
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Like most Dons fans of a certain age coming home pished at 2am and shuving on team of the decade or the standfree DVD whist hammering into a chipper supper is the norm
Lump in throat,tears would trickle
Well those tears will flow even stronger after today’s tragic news
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Was
@jamlang22
the best goalkeeper we’ve had at the club?
,,,Probably not
Did he give everything to the club during his 10 year spell?
Abso fucking lutely
Some folk need to fucking wise up
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First 300 through the gate on Saturday if we get clearance should be those from the AFC community trust and everyone who has helped out with raising money and delivering food packages over the past few months
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Some kid just kicked his ball into my garden he jumped the fence so I went to confront him,,I want him banned from playing in Europe
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Been following Aberdeen for 46 years and it’s the first time when we’ve played Rangers I can honestly say I couldn’t care less
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Is that it
I was under the impression he did three laps of the pitch playing a flute
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I know I talk a lot of shite and I’m never normally lost for words but I just dinna ken fit to say
I’m absolutely gutted
#RIPTattie
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Just read the sad news that Neil Brodie has passed away
He was not everyone’s cup of tea and to be honest either am I
But it shows you should never take life for granted, enjoy it while you can because you never know what’s round the corner ♥️
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I’m a great believer of if you get knocked oot of Europe yer oot of Europe, nae second chances
This dropping into the Europe league needs to be looked at
It’s turning into a consolation cup
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Folk boasting they are in an online queue to by tickets for the semis
Try standing freezing your nuts off for 6 hours queuing outside Pittodrie in the pissing rain like the good old days
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It’s all the Ps today
Parkrun 🏃♂️
Pub 🍺
Pittodrie ⚽️
Pub 🍺
Pittodrie 🍺🎅🏻
Pished 😵
Pizza 🍕
Puke 🤮
Pitt 🛌
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@RangersFC
Scottish title update
Rangers – 54
Celtic – 51
Aberdeen - 4
Hearts – 4
Hibernian – 4
Dundee Utd -1
Kilmarnock -1
The Rangers -1
Other Clubs -7
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Hope the Dons players are watching the night, these Arbroath players are willing to die for the cause,blood sweat & tears ,credit to Dick Campbell here’s hoping they hang on
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In less than 24 hours Eoin Jess has more followers than me and he’s yet to post a picture of a pair of tits on a Friday
I just don’t get this twitter shit
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3 years ago 40k plus took over parkhead
70% of the fuckers are oblivious we play Hearts on Saturday
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We’ve been saying for years let’s have a go at Celtic
And today we finally did especially in the first half
To score 3 goals and still be on the losing side is gutting but at least we had a go
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@chris_sutton73
Same allocation as every other team in Scotland get, why should celtic be any different
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Sunday will be my 90th trip to the national stadium and my 20th Hampden final
Six of which have been against Celtic with 3 wins each
I’m planing on having a great day out regardless of the result
#Standfree
🍺⚽️🏆
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Davie Robertson & Stephen Wright was hard to swallow
Ryan Jack & Scott Wright is nae worth losing sleep over
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Folk gan aff the head that players have wished Scott wright all the best
McLeish & Miller were pally with half the Rangers & Celtic players back in the day at the height of the hatred,
It’s just highlighted more today because of social media
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Last season Mcinnes had no option to throw in McKenna after a horror show against Motherwell in the cup and look how that turned out
Surly it’s time the young guns that destroyed St Mirren get their chance to shine
I’d play ,Ross, Campbell,wright & Anderson in the same side
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PLAYER OF THE YEAR
A player that has been sent off 5 times who’s mothers a mattress
GOAL OF THE YEAR
A 12 yard deflected sclaf that bobbles into the net
FAN OF THE YEAR
A ned that opened up a linesman’s head by launching coin from the stand
THE RANGERS the gift that keeps giving
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Taylor’s wife back in the north east & Mcinnes signs a new contract
Just saying
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Did I just hear right
I don’t have to visit my mother n law for 6 months
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👍👍👍
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Thousands of Kilmarnock fans who don’t turn up when they play Celtic & Rangers invade a plastic pitch after defending a part time club famous for a smoked haddock
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We may not win the league,but after 2 1/2 decades of hurt,sitting top,semi round the corner,debt free,it a great time for all at Aberdeen fc
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FFS just seen the rescheduled date for the Rangers game, the 18th the same night as Iv booked a table at Miller & Carter for my Wife’s Birthday
So I have a spare seat going if anyone wants it,
So if you fancy taking her out drop me a DM and I’ll foot the bill
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Comfortable in the end ,some hit fae GMS
big shout out to the St Mirren fans who were fantastic from start to finish
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Been loads of Hun banners around the city this past week, but Iv seen more Dons fans posting pictures of them than I have of them
Come on lads stop entertaining them
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McCoist just said
Poland are all over the place
Never a truer word said
The fuckers are everywhere
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I’m honestly not a big fan of woman’s Football , but watching those poor English quines going up to collect their loser’s medals has to be one of the most satisfying wanks I’ve had in ages
#WomensWorldCupFinal
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Just told the wife under no circumstances buy any papers for the next week or so Iv warned the kids that at 19.00pm tomorrow night the WiFi & electricity will be switched off from the mains and I don’t want any incoming phone calls of any sort
Have I missed anything?
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