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David
11 months
@jemelehill @dustopian What was false about it. Falcons setup their facilities, and he decided to have a workout hours away at a high school field. He wanted to film it for a documentary, while the NFL was giving him a fair workout. He had no desire to participate in a legitimate workout.
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4 months
@StoolMintzy We've all seen the way you cook. 15-20% isn't nearly enough to tip from you
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7 months
@LangmanVince Yes. It’s people complaining about her being at the game.
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5 months
@KyleBrandt Any chance @heykayadams will be returning?
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10 months
@nickysmokess @Jerrythekid21 @BarstoolBigCat They’re not worried about your friendship
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6 months
@stoolpresidente Let him go and hire Mantis
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11 months
@stoolsalesguy I agree, but @KFCBarstool isn’t it hypocritical that he’s yelling at Klemmer about damaging other talent, yet @stoolpresidente regularly badmouths Nate, Brandon, Rico, Smitty and others. Doesn’t that hurt their brand?
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1 year
@ExpediaHelp @_willcompton @Expedia Please do what’s right for the Compton family. F. For O. Our C. Clients U. Ultimate S. Satisfaction
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1 year
@FeitsBarstool Maybe she was phishing while fishing?
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5 months
@BarstoolTate @NjTank99 @KayceSmith would be an absolute pleasure.
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2 years
@heykayadams @DIRECTV @SportsOnDIRECTV That’s a 75 in with quad box using Apple TV and Sunday ticket.
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6 months
@marlon_humphrey did he hurt yours?
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5 months
@BFW Nothing but love for you BFW. Some Things are bigger than sports. Sending thoughts and prayers.
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3 months
@Justalexbennett Just what you want. The father of your baby telling you he doesn’t want to marry you.
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8 months
@allbusinesspete Should you have tested the audio before hand? My Hut take is we need someone else for live event programming.
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7 months
@FSUmollz @Jerrythekid21 I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a hole in one on his next shot after reading this.
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5 months
@ChrisKlemmer @BarstoolBigCat You were awesome today and such a team player. How much of that $2500 did you fork over for 1st class upgrade?
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8 months
@CoreySmutledge @StoolMintzy You can never convince us that someone that drives a used Toyota lives in this apartment. Clearly it’s a common area amongst residents.
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5 months
@camjordan94 Quit trying to be divisive. How about I just see a bunch of wildly successful gentleman having a nice evening. That makes too much sense.
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1 year
@DestroyerMintzy No surprise here. Very on brand. Like the time he promised a video the next day, and went zero dark thirty for over a week.
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1 month
@RealMikeyBets First time I’ve ever we heard Frank say thank you. Usually he just feels entitled.
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9 months
@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @FranktheTankpod I just want to say, you are an awesome good hearted human. And although I’m not Tank’s biggest fan, I can see what a great influence you are. God bless you and I hope Barstool rewards you for your content, loyalty, and just being an overall good dude.
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1 year
@DestroyerMintzy They’d be a great advertiser on a morning show.
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10 months
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9 months
@barstoolcarl Entirely too dry
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4 months
@MercedesVarnado remember when WWE needed you to promote ticket selling on social media?
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8 months
@nick_underhill @derekcarrqb I think you’re a great guy, but you are not a good fit for our team. At least Jameis sprinkled in some touchdowns with his interceptions.
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7 months
@Jerrythekid21 @MeganMakinMoney This doesn’t mean he bet it. I don’t see the actual bet number.
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4 months
@danabeers Momma's pancakes. Never trust a skinny chef. They're pancakes are special.
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1 month
@ChrisKlemmer Klemmer, the gambling gods are real
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1 month
@nickysmokess @stoolpresidente You might as well book your trip back to Florida. You know he’s sending you right back there.
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9 months
@NjTank99 We know Frank didn’t cook this because it’s too big for his air fryer.
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5 months
@VivaLaStool @StoolMintzy @Blutman27 Hopefully it’s an instruction booklet on how to use an iron.
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2 years
@NjTank99 @KFCBarstool You could’ve spoken up, or called and they would’ve taken care of you.
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3 years
@kellyinvegas @stoolpresidente At least he comes to the office on a daily basis.
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5 months
@mrkevinconnolly How about you reboot the check you owe @Jerrythekid21 ?
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7 months
@Rachel__Bush Nothing to hang his head low. He gave the team hope when it needed it most. Great player, even better person.
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2 years
@heykayadams @DIRECTV @SportsOnDIRECTV @AppleTV is so worth it with NFL Sunday Ticket. You can run a quad box with 4 games on 1 screen at the same time. I can walk you through everything.
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11 months
@bigtimeEST I’ll agree, last nights match was great, but the prior 2 months, she’s been horrible in the ring, relying heavily on the opponent to do the majority of carrying the match.
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4 months
@24tog Just think. In less than 12 hours the bacon starts to sizzle.
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6 months
@RealNeilC @kellykeegs she’s completely head over heels.
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5 months
@_willcompton @stoolpresidente Very quick change of heart once he finds out that Grutman owns the restaurant. I wonder if Pres have him a dressing down at dinner for putting out his original tweet.
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10 months
@VivaLaStool @NjTank99 How can anyone enjoy watching a game with him?
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2 years
@RobbieBarstool Bad news that you aren’t on the call. But, does this mean we can get @joeycamasta sitting in between Dan and Dave?
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1 year
@ashebabes @VivaLaStool @NjTank99 I’ve never seen him show any interest in women at all. Just hot dogs, soda, and hating the Mets.
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2 months
@carolinebano I think she’s never been sexier.
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9 months
@Tiffany_Gomas @1053thefan How about the stunningly beautiful world renowned traveler?
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5 months
@BWWings If he did know, he’d leave post haste and head to the nearest Buffalo Wild Wings. #Klemmer
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2 years
@BarstoolMintzy @stoolpresidente Bad Look, whoever advised you to do this
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1 year
@kellykeegs don't worry, he can't stand all day long
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10 months
@nickysmokess Maybe quit being so cocky. Until then I agree with your assessment.
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2 years
@BarstoolMintzy It’s not that big of a deal Ben. Most adults do
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5 months
@Jaboowins I’ll never forget. Your last play on the Saints, you went out of your way to make sure your teammates shined. Much love and respect.
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4 months
@Castellani2014 Have you ever been backed into a corner, because I haven’t seen any good content from you the past couple years?
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11 months
@NFL_DovKleiman @peter_king @_willcompton Kyle waited a day so you could have your flowers yesterday
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1 year
@publyssity Absolutely not
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4 months
@CorpseOfKawhi Adam Page isn’t main eventing back to back nights in front of over 70k each night at the biggest gates in Mania history.
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11 months
@1stbestMA_ Have you looked into Brick Watch company?
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8 months
@chefdonnyy You have to respect your equipment and cooking environment so this makes me so proud of the detailed cleanup. Did you always do that or did you learn this in France?
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2 years
@BSSportsbook Will you be doing anything for those who are loyal supporters who already have the Barstool app and have been driving to PA regularly to place bets while we patiently waited on Maryland?
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4 months
@barstoolcarl Always go Jersey and shirt. Leaves you options if you need to change the vibes.
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1 month
@StoolMintzy Smokes works 10x harder than Mintzy. How about you stay out of his business Ben?
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1 year
@stoolpresidente @taylorswift13 I think it’s only fitting that you invite @kellykeegs down for the show
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11 months
@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @FranktheTankpod @RealMikeyBets @DifriscoMike @ChicagoCut Only people that hold forks like that usually have to put a cork on it so they don’t poke their eyes out.
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2 years
@livmoods I may counter that with @Rachel__Bush being the hottest.
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8 months
@barstoolcarl Why not shock the liver this weekend and try having some water?
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10 months
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1 year
@NjTank99 So quit being a fan like you quit being a Brooklyn Nets fan. The Mets don’t want you at the ballpark anyway
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4 months
@WrldOfWrestling Massive money mark. Plus what’s with his long hugs every time he hugs a male wrestler?
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11 months
@cam_cassels Why all the hate on @JordynWoodruff ? What’s with the “If” you didn’t. The fact of the matter is she’s got a highly successful podcast and a highly successful revenue stream outside of Barstool. You don’t have to love everyone you work with. You just have to do your job well.
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4 months
@jordan_mendoza5 @WWE look at how happy you made this athlete. Bruce said it long long ago. It’s all about putting smiles on people. Mission accomplished
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2 years
@BarstoolMintzy Congratulations. You woke up for work.
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11 months
@jasmartinez76 @cherdelaware Why would Uncle Howdy return? He couldn’t get over as Bo Dallas. He wasn’t over as Uncle Howdy. I’m deeply saddened by Bray’s passing, but that doesn’t mean bring back Bo Dallas or Rowan.
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1 year
@BarstoolBigCat He could always quit being a fan like he jumped off the Nets bandwagon.
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1 year
@FranktheTankpod I used to teach food safety, and I'm genuinely shocked that he doesn't get a food born illness regularly. Never washes his hands, always cross contaminates raw products, I would never eat any of his meals.
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1 month
@24tog 6 months until Christmas. Too soon?
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2 years
@plummers__crack @stoolpresidente How does this guy not win. My Mom is going through Leukemia right now also so I know his battle. Please give it to this guy.
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4 months
@stoolpresidente I think it’s only right you take @MeganMakinMoney to the game. She’s a legit LSU fan, great vibes, and won’t embarrass you like Mintz would.
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1 year
@Rachel__Bush It's ok to be a Bills fan and also support Jordan wherever he goes. He's meant so much for the team and community, we can still be happy for him.
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25 days
@BarstoolNate We believe in a deep run. You are damn good at Poker!!!
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1 year
@stoolpresidente Let me get this straight. He tried to put in an event where he can’t promote Barstool, while being paid by Barstool, and then is deeply sorry he wore merchandise given to him by Barstool. Employee’s should never apologize for wearing Barstool merch. Do us a favor and fire him.
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9 months
@BarstoolBigCat Can The Yak have a wheel for every holiday to see who has to host Mintz for dinner? @TJHitchings @StevenCheah @DaMidgetZimbo
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2 years
@BarstoolRia I’m on #TeamRia she’s an absolute goddess
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25 days
@BarstoolNate This is what legends are made of. I’m buying Nate Dawg stock!!!!
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11 months
@stoolgambling @BarstoolBigCat @nickysmokess Do yourself a favor, eat the rest of his contract and just tell him stay home. He doesn’t add any value to Barstool.
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11 months
@kellykeegs @McDonalds Well done President. I hope everyone who eats thanks you personally. A benevolent President.
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2 years
@holy_schnitt @kellykeegs Nothing to get excited about when blue team wins
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10 months
@nickysmokess Ever think you bring bad karma to the Dolphins?
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2 years
Happy birthday to The Godfather of @gmfb and soon to be all of entertainment, the talented, beautiful, and amazing @heykayadams
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4 months
@BarstoolTate Hand up. I voted you out. You were very quick to stooge him out so early this morning.
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4 months
@24tog I just had some bacon and oj. Biscuits are baking and eggs are being made now.
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1 month
@BarstoolTate @hqspider @StoolMintzy No. spider got him. You can see it
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1 year
@DaMidgetZimbo @BFW we already know they’re morally bankrupt
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8 months
@StuartFeiner Mintz is not to be trusted. Stop doing his show Stu.
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