willy wonka's gf
@downbadkimi
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how is this guy 23 and still obsessed with tmkoc??😭 no offense it's a good show but still.
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got ready ainvayi and played garba gharpe alone for 2 hrs
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went on a solo date and had the best coffee and the worst cheesecake ever
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intrusive thoughts won fr
drive pe jaane ka Mann hora hai.
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DUDE WHAT IF I JUST SAID FUCK IT AND SKIPPED COLLEGE, BOXING PRACTICE, GYM AND EVERYTHING FOR A WEEK AND JUST STAYED HOME BINGE EATING AND BINGE WATCHING GET ATLEAST 10 HRS OF SLEEP AND JUSY GHOST EVERYONR??? WILL IT MAKE MY MENTAL HEALTH BETTER OR WORSE.
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spent my entire 11th grade watching her videos just to realise later that yeh alag board ka padhaati hai.
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i should not be allowed to stalk people. i know this guy's roll no and we've never even had a conversation.
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exams in few days and abhi hi mera twt hyperactive era aana tha
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chutiya college ke randi bacche shaker chura liya koi mera.
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academic validation chahiye but passing marks bhi nai aarahe 🤣💔.
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judging someone based on their taste in music is just stupid.
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MY GYM CRUSH JUST VIDEO CALLED HIS DAUGHTER BHAI I CANT 😭😭😭😭.
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katay chutiya college mein adm Li hu behenchod subah 7 baje kaun lec rakhta hai?!? ek toh college li hai meine jhumritalaiya mein. 7 ke lec ke liye 5:15 ko nikalna padega. 5:15 ko nikalne ke liye 4:30 ko uthna padega. behenchod rakhlo na mujhe udhar hi.
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i need someone to hit me with a chappal everytime i pick my phone up.
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forget about religion dude why would someone want a monument that is based on someone so cruel
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i went for a run at 5 you bitchessss
tomorrow morning should I .1) go for a run at 5am.2) attend lecs.3) go for my boxing ka practice.4) attend the cultural events at my college.
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@Prateek_Aaryan is medical college treating you good? cz this looks like a silent cry for help
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people with parental issues should be allowed to have 2 partners one to satisfy their mommy issues and another to satisfy daddy issues.
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HE PULLED MY CHEEK AND I INSTANTLY PUNCHED HIM IN THE STOMACH WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEW.
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I'm at a cafe and this boyfriend just touched his girlfriend's side belly and said "itna saara fat hai" iski pagdi pakadke sar deewar mein maardu mein.
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dinn mein 50 baar toh NeW whIsper pEriod Panty sunti hu.
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romanticizing life didn't do shit so now im gonna villainize the society.
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ordered a v revealing top and now i just hope ki ghar waalo ke saamne na delivery hojaye 🙏🏾.
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like this tweet and i'll subtweet about you. (im sorry im about to die pf boredom).
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alag hi multiverse of madness chalra hai mere gym mein.
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pehle waale acc ka password bhool gayi. rt and help me get my moots back pls??
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summer mein vacation ke liye Tamil Nadu kaun jaata hai bhai.
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oomf has this quote hung over her study table that says "when money and success speaks, no one checks the grammer" jisme grammar ki spelling hi wrong hai do I tell her or not.
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nvm insta disowned me
reactivating ig after 3 months I hope it goes well.
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gym used to be my happy place but then I made the mistake of befriending some people there.
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my mom suggested i marry her friend ka beta masti masti meh without knowing ive had a crush on him for long. aapke muh mein ghee shakkar.
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i sooo wanna follow him on insta but my mental health will just get 100x worse if he doesn't follow me back. might even dig a hole and bury my face in it.
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this person made me wait for 40 mins and then acts like this 🤣🤣👍🏽
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clicked this picture today!! so proud of myself for some reason
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somewhere in my life where watching news is more entertaining than reels.
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when arpit bala said he likes muhfat galeech aurte that are borderline hot he was talking about Pooja mishra.
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yeh I don't chase i attract mujhe kahi ka nahi chhodega.
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how tf are people finding this funny.
roadrunner ass bich probably provides free circumcision with her teeth 😭😭.
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atp if someone asks me what's my dream, I'll just say to move out.
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i made the first move by smiling at him and he just stared? HE JUST STARED!!?.
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GODD WHYYY DO YOUU HATE ME SOOO MUUCHHH HUHHHH??????????????
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dad stocked coffee thinking it'll last a month, who's gonna tell him it lasted for 6 days?.
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i went for a walk without my specs and my half blind ass went to play with the kitten on the side of the road which turned out to be just a big fucking black rock.
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going to physics exam knowing kirchhoff was basically bitchless, dual nature in hindi means double dholki, transformers was a nice movie, bohr matlab bee, beat pe jacqueline ne booty hilayi, capacitance meri paar ho chuki hai, blackbody?? racism.
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if you find tanmay bhat funny, with all due respect pls kys.
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ek "meine pucha?" phek ke maarungi saara ka saara talking stage khatam hojaega.
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subah 4 baje uthke lec ko code of conduct sunne nai aayi hu mkc padha na yaar.
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