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this dog is namjoon don't ask me questions
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reminds me of the time i was awakened by my husband slipping my phone into my hand and whispering "i think jungkook is live"
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just when i think i understand the depths of namjoon i realize i don't know shit
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i have to believe there's an alternate timeline where covid never existed and this queen got everything she deserved
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unbothered ✨ moisturized ✨ happy ✨ in his lane ✨ focused ✨ flourishing ✨
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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i cant explain it but Take Two sounds like this photo
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six million people tuned in to watch Jungkook sleep
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if i had a dollar every time these dudes almost kiss on camera i'd have enough to pay for weverse shipping
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panda jm
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hell yeah brother
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i̷ ̷p̷r̷a̷y̷ ̷t̷o̷ ̷n̷o̷ ̷g̷o̷d̷
i pray to one god
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By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk smutty fanfiction and debate the anatomy of "where the babies come out" in a/b/o mpreg stories.
By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture.
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is the World Health Organization gonna do something about the risk of choking on this tweet
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it’s the way jk puts out his big beefy arms in the softest, tiniest, most gentle and tender way while sj manhandles him into position with his pretty, lacy arms and jk just MELTS into place like a pliant babie like y’all i cannot breathe i can’t
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this sounds so familiar 🥺🥺🥺
he....gained popularity for feeding teenagers....of course...after more than a decade of caring for his members....of course.....
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seven days is a lot tbh, even the Lord took a day of rest
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he wasn't splitting the lesbians he was making a throuple 😌 happy pride
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No one:
No one at all:
Jungkook: Jin hyung has the widest shoulders😌 dude doesnt even need to workout with a body like that✨ and have u seen his lips?🥺 Here's a dropbox of lip close-ups📂 And have you heard how clear his voice is? Lemmie sing you one of his songs 🎤or three…
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TH in every chaotic university fic
now that it’s getting warmer i can finally start dressin
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that Dazed author needs to drop their ao3 link cause i know literature when i see it
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Having Jinkook AU thoughts about JK's mind running a little wild at night, so he pads down the hall to SJ’s room and peeks in the door.
Even half asleep, SJ is always ready for him, lifting the covers & scooting to make room for JK, who tucks himself into the space beside him. +
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I'm sorry but if a government fucks up on a global level and their reaction is to put out the bat-signal for BT5 to come save their asses then maybe they had more "cultural merit" than previously ascribed.
In response to the politician's request for enlisted bts members to participate in the Kpop concert to recover the national prestige after the Jamboree fiasco, the Ministry of National Defense stated that it is possible as long as there's an agreement+
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Just wanna share this 🏳️🌈organization in Seoul (DDing-Dong) that provides support for LGBTQ+ youth in crisis with counseling, food & housing support. They're currently fundraising for a long-term shelter and are only $13K away from their goal:
🔗
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🔞[AU] Let's talk about Namjօօn who just wants to Feel Pretty. Namjօօn who might have a secret Pinterest board for lacy, delicate undergarments. Namjօօn who spent a little too much time drunk and online and buys a pretty, pink, lingerie set. +
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⚠️Announcement: Effective immediately, this is an OMEGAVERSE-ONLY account. Do not talk to me unless it's about fat knots, alphas in rut, omegas leaking slick, butt-babies, or b-holes that smell like warm vanilla amaretto
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this is the one
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y’all i know we love to talk about touchy couples clinging to each other like koalas in bed but THIS—this right here is peak 30-years-married behavior.
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yoongi. yoongi driving. yoongi driving a convertible. yoongi driving a convertible with the wind in his hair against a desert sunset. yoongi throwing it into reverse and backing over the last shreds of my sanity. RIP.
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Regency-era AU where Yoonji is the eldest of 5 daughters.
After giving up on the hope of producing a male heir, the family flees to a new town in desperation. Yoonji dutifully cuts her long locks and offers to live as the family's "son" to avoid financial ruin. +
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Respectfully, you're making two assumptions:
(1) that "coming out" must be a formal, public declaration; and
(2) that everyone who wants to come out—can.
I'm not sure how many closeted queer people you've encountered, but please let me share how this works for a lot of us: +
@thesugarprint
Respectfully if he did not say he is gay or bi, do not try to interpret him. Why does it matter what sexuality he is? Just let him be Yoongi. Stop trying to make it a personality trait for him because it’s fun for ppl online to joke about. If he wants to say it he will
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when jk fills the seokjin-sized space beside him >>>
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[post-apocalyptic au] seokjin the travelling salesman, who sells jars of synthetic stars, meets jungkook the boy, who carries real ones in his eyes.
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// cancer GOOD NEWS
after 10 months of multiple surgeries, chemo, and 25 rounds of radiation—today was officially my last day of Active Treatment. 🥳 thank you for the support and love you've shared. this journey would've been so dark without your light beside me.
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years ago i surprised my then boyfriend by hiding dozens of post-it notes around his place, each describing something I loved about him. years after we split, he admitted that he'd still encounter the occasional post-it in an old book or a random shoe box, and it made him sad.+
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jk's evolutions
Idk how to explain it but jk's face changes like significantly every few years but remains the same but looks so Different???? HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS
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don't worry he's doing the Lord's work 🙏✨
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"if i had a body like jin-hyung i wouldn’t need to workout" vibes
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bro i Swear it's not a fetish thing bro I just think it looks good on you Bro please bro put on the leash bro it Is so fashionable on you dude Come on bro just wear it for a little no homo or Anything bro this isn't my fetish bro come On bro i promise
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dude never looked back—just walked away slowly like a mercenary who lit a match and finished the job 😩🙌
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fucking gutted me
What’s the saddest scene/ dialogue you’ve ever read and breaks you every time?
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they rolled out banners like he's the new Head of State, as they should.
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i love when hot people marry each other like good for you and you
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okay why do i get the sense that if these two had a kid, it would be thee most serious little bean like…picture a tiny min yoomgi who is the Grown Up of the family and drinks decaf coffee from a smol sippy cup and rolls his eyes at his dads' shenanigans
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// cancer - GOOD NEWS
guess who had their last chemo treatment today? 🥳
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daily reminder that jungkook said if he had seokjin's body, he'd never need to workout
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The Phone Booth Epiphany
↳ Jinkook AU 🔞
When Seokjin enters an old phone booth in a lavender field, his world changes forever.
🌾 slow burn
🌾 warm slice of life
🌾 farmer jk, writer jin
🌾 fluff & smut
🌾 angst w/ happy ending
🌾 kinda magical
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you mean i've been on het ao3 this whole time?? no wonder life's been straight shit
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bunkoo who has mattresses in every room so he can run run run around til he wears himself out and then ✨flops✨ to sleep wherever he lands
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Favorite jinkook fic recs from 2016-2018.
(a thread 🔞)
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
This thread has a mix of top/bttm dynamics, so if you're selective, please keep that in mind.
Disclaimer: this is based on my personal taste and is not a ranking. Your mileage may vary! Please mind the tags.
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i will never stop banging pots about the fact that jinkook chaos *IS* an expression of affection...not something done "in lieu of" other physical touch.
sometimes they're soft with each other, sometimes playful. but most importantly—they are what the other needs in that moment.
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Jinkook Tiny Tale where Seokjin has to cut off his wedding ring, and JK couldn't be more excited.
(800 words of AU fluff.)
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i'm always tickled by the way jinnie lets jk spin him FIVE times in a row till he's practically dizzy 🥺 he does so much knowing it'll get a laugh out of jk 🥰
they will do anything to make each other smile—that's the love that fuels their chaos.
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every new angle that comes out gets progressively painful
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Study that technique cause this is in the army playbook come 2025.
Fan snatches sign from someone in the audience blocking the view during The Weeknd concert.
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im not certain of much but I do know 2 things
1—JK has a finely-curated playlist of 90s r&b slow jams for fucking.
2—his solo sessions are models of self-care: the sheets are fresh, the music's vibing, diffusers are running, the mood lamp is ON. The phone is set to DoNotDisturb
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JK couldn’t possibly keep his promise to hold a piece of his heart for himself.
Not when his whole heart already belonged to Seokjin.
💜💜💜
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Being closeted means locking away a precious piece of your soul. It never stops clamoring to get out. So you leave fragments where you can—in your words, your clothes, your work—all in the hopes that someone /safe/ will gather the pieces, see them, and know who you fully are. +
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daddy is a spectrum.
yall saying “daddy’s home” for seokjin is hilarious bc his babygirl ass will come back and say “seokjinnie is here!” and asks us if he’s cute
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This one tore me up
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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dick from a girl who would absolutely beat your ass
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// mpreg a/b/o
thinking of pregs jk stopping in his tracks and clapping in tiny when he spots toe-socks for babies at the store. 🥲
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jinkoo AU where SJ runs a carwash and JK is his latest (feral) employee...
and self-appointed head of marketing.
🐹: I told you to update the sign with the weekly special.
🐰: I did! 😌
🐹: JK, we don't blast bottoms here.
🐰: Not with that attitude...
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i watched their concerts to get thru my chemotherapy sessions. i wish they knew how, for armys in the darkest of circumstances, they make life a little lighter, long after the credits roll.
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how big is jk's hard drive and how many gigs taken up by footage of jin's lips
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no thoughts, just "girl group dances are well suited to my body" jungkook
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