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Everything you need to know about everything worth knowing.

Chicago, Illinois
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What does a clean house do for you?
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This giant bounce house is touring the country.
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This thing turns your phone into a Gameboy. @Hyperkin
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Your next bonfire just got lit. 🔥
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Kelvin Peña started off making videos with his deer friends 'Canela' and 'Tay Tay,' and now he has his own show on Facebook called 'Deer Squad Mexico.'
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RIP selfie sticks, hello @hovercamera.
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Margot Robbie, who’s currently working on 10 different films, just said in an interview that she’s tired of getting the ‘Babies?’ question.
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That's what happens when the temperature reaches -79°F in Oymyakon, Russia.
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Your @Target run just got cheaper.
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One testicle drops lower than the other so they don’t hit each other when you’re running.
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Happy #IndigenousPeoplesDay. The fight for #NODAPL isn’t over.
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Donut City owner John Chhan’s wife got sick in October. His customers have been buying donuts by the dozen ever since they found out. ❤️
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This dog is rescuing survivors of Mexico’s earthquake 🐶
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Axillism is a form of safe sex in which the man puts his penis in his partner's armpit.
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An LA startup is selling unfiltered, untreated water at a significant markup. Drinking untreated, unfiltered water can put you at risk of ingesting bacteria, viruses & parasites.
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A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller, it releases endorphins. Headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
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An unprecedented moment in Native American history just happened. #NoDAPL
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“Vanilla” comes from the Latin word “vagina”.
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The vagina of a female octopus is in her head.
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Ithyphallophobia: the fear of erect penises.
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The smell of pumpkin pie, licorice, chocolate, and donuts increase the blood to a man’s genitals.
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Men who help with housework have more sex.
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Think “frigging” is a clean substitute for the F word? It actually comes from a Middle English word for masturbation.
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iPhone users have roughly TWICE as much sex as Android users.
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A real orgasm is said to burn 112 calories. A fake orgasm is said to burn off 315 calories.
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People who have sex about three times a week are perceived to look four to seven years younger.
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Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
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One study found that people who kiss their spouse good-bye in the morning tend to make more money.
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Priyanka Chopra, the first Indian woman to cover Vogue in its 125-year history, shares the advice her mother gave her at her first beauty pageant.
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Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
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People who have sex about three times a week are perceived to look four to seven years younger.
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The King Power Mahanakhon’s new observation deck is 1,030 feet above ground.
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Happy birthday, @Lavernecox, who is all of us when it comes to Beyoncé.
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Couples who cuddle regularly are eight times less likely to get depressed than those who kiss only during intercourse.
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This 5-year-old shooting victim receives a BIG surprise: A service puppy from @BigBoi
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18th century slang! To “navigate the windward passage” = to have anal sex.
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Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent TOOTH DECAY.
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RT @OMGFacts Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX.
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Share if this is you on the first day of school.
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When women orgasm, the areas of the brain associated with fear shut off.
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The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live.
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One poll found that computer nerds make the best lovers, with 82% of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own.
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Red meats, cigarettes, alcohol, asparagus and cabbage will make your semen taste bitter.
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When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
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In 1831, a 93-year-old man and a 105-year-old woman got married, and both died of old age the next day.
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Isaac Newton died a virgin. If you ever failed calculus, you can take that as a small consolation.
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Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%.
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A study showed having sex is one of the best things you can do to make Mondays better. Others are watching TV or eating chocolate.
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Single women are more attracted to men who are taken than to those who are available.
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Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
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The same chemical that produces the highs of love and sexual attraction is found also in chocolate.
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She’s truly shooketh. Have you tried the #WhatTheFluff challenge yet?
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1 study found the 2 most important factors for marriage compatibility were religion and similarity of drinking habits.
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An activist in New Jersey raised over $8,000 to bring the helium balloon to the golf club the Trump family frequently visits.
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Apparently, the most arousing scent for men is a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie.
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Never forget the time Michael Jackson saw Shaggy and unknowingly gave us one of the greatest memes. #GRAMMYs
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So. the Mars Rover has an interesting sense of humor http://t.co/q9ADqniDC6.
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Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
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Women with higher emotional intelligence experience more orgasms.
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St. Paul believed that singleness was a gift from God and that marriage was only for those who cannot exercise self-control.
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Scientists have found that people are more likely to fall in love if they are in dangerous or life-threatening situations.
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"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis.
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The TSA in San Francisco just stopped the man with the largest recorded penis because he had a "suspicious package" in his pants.
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85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse are found to have been cheating on their wives.
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#OnThisDay in 1978, Garfield was introduced to the world. Here's what it'd look like without him.
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Disney once made a film called ‘The Story of Menstruation’. http://mpld.it/fH5M0.
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Traditionally, unmarried bridesmaids and the flower girl are there to represent virginity to scare away demons from the wedding.
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“Penis” is actually Latin for “tail”. Which gives new meaning to the phrase “get some tail”.
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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
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Dendrophilia: preferring trees as sex partners instead of humans.
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Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 70%.
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“Avocado” comes from the Nahuatl word “ahuácatl”, which means “testicle”.
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Having sex at least once a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50% and diabetes by 40%.
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What's up with the hot water challenge? Have viral challenges gone too far?
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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
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A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
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People who chew a lot of ice have a higher sex drive.
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For every 35 pounds an overweight man loses, his penis appears to grow 1 inch.
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Both men and women tend to be more attracted to people who wear red.
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Ophidicism is when a woman inserts a snake into her vagina to receive pleasure as it tries to escape. Popularized in Ancient Rome.
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The term “scumbag” originally referred to a used condom.
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End child labor. End forced labor. End domestic servitude. End modern day slavery. #EndItMovement
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We are drawn to people with strains of MHC chromosomes different from our own which we sense by smelling them or exchanging saliva.
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People who have sex about three times a week are perceived to look four to seven years younger.
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Pompoir is a sexual technique in which both partners remain still and the woman uses her vaginal muscles to stimulate the penis.
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Dolphins masturbate.
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This disabled mini cow is walking again thanks to an Iowa sanctuary for rejected farm animals. @IAfarmsanctuary ❤️
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The average woman will have sex 3,000 times in her lifetime.
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The word 'clitoris' means 'divine and goddess like' in Greek.
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Staring at women's breasts can make you LIVE LONGER! How much? --> http://bit.ly/aQBYfq.
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Tomorrow, on March 14th, one month after Valentine's day, some men in America (try to) celebrate 'Steak and a BJ' day.
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All in a day’s work for ‘Supervet’ Noel Fitzpatrick.
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If all the sperm cells in an average adult testicle were lined up en to end, they would be a quarter mile long.
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Studies suggest vaginal exposure to semen works as an antidepressant.
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Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 TIMES more effective than Valium!.
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Best porn titles: Foreskin Gump; A Rear and Pleasant Danger; Honey, I Blew Everybody; White Men Can Hump.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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March 14th, a month after Valentine's, is when a lot of men (try to) celebrate "Steak and a Blowjob" day.
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